The Last Word

[schmenke]

The LW is friendly and does like to visit others from time to time, but its permanent home is with me.

[djarumdudley]

it must really dislike it's "permanent" home considering how much it wants to be away

[Captain VXR]

which is why it moved in with me

[djarumdudley]

obviously the last word could not deal with stating with you

[Captain VXR]

The last word could not deal with your spelling.

[djarumdudley]

fortunately the last word is rather forgiving

[schmenke]

Yes, and it has much sympathy for you sorry lot, but it prefers more intellectual companionship which is why it's here with me.

[djarumdudley]

the last word feels your type of companionship is a poor excuse for intellectual

[Captain VXR]

Indeed, the reason it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

but yet it continues it's relentless running away from you

[schmenke]

...and returning to me.

[Captain VXR]

Me and the last word enjoy our open relationship, mine again.

[djarumdudley]

and now back to me

[Captain VXR]

Back again

[djarumdudley]

....with me

[schmenke]

This thread is like a yo-yo. Time to put an end to it by claiming the definative LW.

[Captain VXR]

Yeah, mine.

[djarumdudley]

i'm sure mine is what was actually meant

[schmenke]

This tread is futile. Let's just agree to disagree whilst I claim the LW for benefit of everyone.

[djarumdudley]

there is no benefit to anyone when I don't have the last word

[schmenke]

We need to consider what's best for the LW. I think we all agree that it's best left with me.

[djarumdudley]

seems that the last word has quite validly objected to your point

[Captain VXR]

I'm its legal representative and have confirmed the above

[djarumdudley]

you may continue representing the last word while i maintain it.

[Captain VXR]

as its legal representative,I have devised a scheme to exploit a legal loophole that gives me the last word

[djarumdudley]

guess the last word is not satisfied with your services

[schmenke]

Which is why it's with me.

[djarumdudley]

the above is yet another glaring miscalculation

[Captain VXR]

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My last word

[djarumdudley]

and farewell to your last word...hope you enjoyed it

[Captain VXR]

Still enjoying it

[djarumdudley]

no more enjoyment for you.

[Captain VXR]

You've had it way too long

[djarumdudley]

and your time was too short

[Captain VXR]

Oh no you didn't *click click click*

[djarumdudley]

oh yes i did, and i'll do it again...

[Captain VXR]

Wanna bet?

[djarumdudley]

guess you lose

[schmenke]

The only winner around here is me because I have the LW.

[djarumdudley]

your victories are always short lived

[Rollo]

A lot of little victories take all the pain away.

[djarumdudley]

having the last word takes the pain away for me

[schmenke]

I thought, on the whole, Preparation H takes the pain away?

[donKey jote]

is that really a question?

[djarumdudley]

being that your in the wrong thread, i'll have the last word

[Captain VXR]

Been abroad for the past week, came back with the last word and a tan.

[djarumdudley]

well that's enough of your reunion with the last word

[Captain VXR]

Oh ho ho is funny because last word is actually property of me.

[djarumdudley]

as something is lost in the translation, i'll retain the last word

[Captain VXR]

.enim si drow tsal ehT

[djarumdudley]

no longer yours...which is easier understood as such

[Captain VXR]

I think not.

[djarumdudley]

me thinks you remain incorrect

[Captain VXR]

Methinks you're suffering from delusional fantasies.

[djarumdudley]

that statement is clearly arguable, but what is undeniable is my possession of the last word

[Captain VXR]

For a limited period, finishing now.

[djarumdudley]

but only to begin again now

[Captain VXR]

And end as quickly as it started.

[djarumdudley]

just to begin anew

[Captain VXR]

Everything that has a beginning has an end.

[djarumdudley]

and sometimes they have a continuation

[Captain VXR]

Also known as theft.

[djarumdudley]

I prefer the term "appropriation"

[schmenke]

I prefer the LW.

[djarumdudley]

not as much as me

[Captain VXR]

or me.

[djarumdudley]

too bad you can't hold on to it

[Captain VXR]

oy vey

[djarumdudley]

kvetch all you like without the last word

[Captain VXR]

I'll kvetch all I like with the last word ta.

[djarumdudley]

well i've had enough of your kvetching with the last word

[schmenke]

I like my LW with kvetchup.

[djarumdudley]

I like my LW with kvetchup.

oh my last word...that was just horrible....

[Captain VXR]

Taking the last word to its psychiatrist

[djarumdudley]

must've been a short trip

[Captain VXR]

nah we just stopped at yours on the way

[schmenke]

The LW doesn't need a quack, it's just fine with me.

[djarumdudley]

nah we just stopped at yours on the way

you must've found little assistance

[schmenke]

The LW is looking forward to a little holiday.

[djarumdudley]

with me

[Captain VXR]

to visit me

[djarumdudley]

as always it prefers time with me

[Captain VXR]

If that's true, the lw must be a masochist.

[djarumdudley]

i make no judgments upon the last word's lifestyle decisions

[Captain VXR]

Well I'm taking it for its own safety

[schmenke]

The LW has fled from your clutches and is now safely with me.

[djarumdudley]

the last word feels no more safe with you, so it has returned to it's proper place

[Captain VXR]

....with me.

[djarumdudley]

you are once again mistaken

[Captain VXR]

I think not

[djarumdudley]

oh, i do think so

[Captain VXR]

oh, I do not think so

[djarumdudley]

you need to stop that and just get over it already

[Captain VXR]

bollox.

[djarumdudley]

yes, bollox indeed

[Captain VXR]

Ha ha.

[djarumdudley]

i imagine it is funny losing the last word at the frequency you do

[Captain VXR]

Well, yes it is funny to lose it less frequently than you.

[djarumdudley]

my frequency of loss matters not compared to my current possesion

[Captain VXR]

True, it doesn't matter how much you lose it when you've lost it.

[djarumdudley]

yes, what matters is my gaining it back.

[Captain VXR]

A futile endeavour.

[djarumdudley]

is you keeping the last word

[Captain VXR]

Ah thunk yore gramer is badd.

[djarumdudley]

grammar matters little to me when having the last word

[Captain VXR]

The last word is part of the pedantic grammar nazi club.

[djarumdudley]

you've had this for far too long

[Captain VXR]

I think not.

[djarumdudley]

so do you think you've had it long enough now?

[Captain VXR]

Nope.

[schmenke]

The LW has had quite enough of the Captain and is now relaxing in my company.

[Captain VXR]

There ain't no such thang as too much Captain VXR.

[djarumdudley]

the last word and I beg to differ.

[Captain VXR]

The last word has recovered from your water boarding.

[djarumdudley]

apparently it's a glutton for punishment

[schmenke]

Indeed, especially since it endures you two.

[Captain VXR]

I wouldn't call it enduring me.

[djarumdudley]

i'd call it toleration at best of you.

[Captain VXR]

I beg to differ.

[djarumdudley]

seems the last word continues to disagree

[Captain VXR]

Seems it don't.

[djarumdudley]

couldn't we just agree to disagree at this point, until then though I will hold the last word

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[Captain VXR]

Agreeing to disgree means losing the argument.

[djarumdudley]

except you still fail to realize there's no such thing as me losing an argument

[Captain VXR]

I think this shall go on forever then.

[djarumdudley]

let's cut forever down to this post then

[Captain VXR]

I think not.

[djarumdudley]

your thinking remains, as always, faulty at best

[Rollo]

I like faulty thinking. It causes me to correct things.

[schmenke]

The LW prefers reasoning.

[djarumdudley]

actually it prefers me

[Captain VXR]

Sorry, schmenke was right. It prefers reasoning, and has reasoned that I am its rightful owner.

[djarumdudley]

so i guess this is your idea of ownership

[Captain VXR]

Yeah.

[djarumdudley]

you certainly maintain a poor concept of it

[Captain VXR]

That depends on your concept of poor concept.

[djarumdudley]

my concept of holding the last word remains better than yours

[Captain VXR]

'Better' is subjective.

[djarumdudley]

this, though, is conclusive

[Captain VXR]

Shouldn't conclusions end in a full stop?

[djarumdudley]

You need to pose that question in the proper thread. The last word and I are disappointed in your ability to differentiate between threads.

[Captain VXR]

I may not be able to differentiate between threads but I do have the last word.

[djarumdudley]

sadly, you are mistaken

[Captain VXR]

I do not make mistakes.

[djarumdudley]

there's a lot of do not about you, like you do not have the last word

[Captain VXR]

I do not not have the last word. You're semi-correct.

[djarumdudley]

no, no I'm fully correct

[Captain VXR]

Prove it.

[djarumdudley]

Done.

[Captain VXR]

Debunked.

[djarumdudley]

Your debunking has been refuted.

[Captain VXR]

Not correctly.

[djarumdudley]

but always accurately

[Captain VXR]

Not to a very high degree.

[djarumdudley]

but yet, just enough

[Donney]

In the name of a common and greater good I will have the LW from now on. Thanks.

[djarumdudley]

your cameo appearance cleary served little use

[Captain VXR]

Agreed.

[Donney]

I should say you're all wrong.

[djarumdudley]

too bad what you say doesn't hold up well.

[schmenke]

What's Donney doing here? Who invited him to the LW party?

[djarumdudley]

it wasn't me

[Captain VXR]

Nor me.

[djarumdudley]

it also wasn't the last word

[Captain VXR]

The last word tells me it was.

[djarumdudley]

the last word tells you nothing now.

[Captain VXR]

For it need not to.

[djarumdudley]

because you don't have it

[Captain VXR]

I think you have confused 'I' and 'you'.

[Donney]

I agree your concept of possession is rather vague.

[Captain VXR]

However my knowledge of possession is not.

[djarumdudley]

but your practice of it is.

[Donney]

I will take the LW to show you how it's done.

[djarumdudley]

surely you mean how it's done ineffectively.

[Donney]

I meant what I meant.

[Captain VXR]

Thanks for dropping it off on the way.

[djarumdudley]

and glad you could hand it off.

[Captain VXR]

To myself.

[schmenke]

The LW does not like being passed around like a cheap bottle of liquor. So it has decided to stay put with me.

[djarumdudley]

and so it was a short stay.

[Captain VXR]

And back to me. Puff puff pass.

[djarumdudley]

and here is where the cipher ends.

[Captain VXR]

Opu zfu, uif mbtu xpse fokpzt djqifst.

[djarumdudley]

i guess since you can't have the last word, you've decide to come up with your own?

[Captain VXR]

Xspoh. J ibwf uif mbtu xpse.

[djarumdudley]

less gibberish, more last word for me.

[Donney]

Enough LW for you, it is mine!

[djarumdudley]

the above post is in error.

[Donney]

As far I can tell it wasn't, really...

[schmenke]

Yes it was. The LW is once again with its rightful owner.

[Captain VXR]

...Captain VXR.

[djarumdudley]

Your ownership has been foreclosed on.

[schmenke]

You have all been merely renting the LW. Its permanent home is with me.

[Donney]

Oh please...

[djarumdudley]

yes, i'm pleased to welcome the last word back to me.

[schmenke]

For a brief visit...

[djarumdudley]

...it was an ever so brief visit to you.

[Donney]

It will remain here for eternity.

[djarumdudley]

you have a short sense of eternity

[Mintexmemory]

Infinitessimally small, apparently - welcome to your new home, last word. I'm sure your brief sojourn will be the most significant of your entire existence. That is all.......

[Donney]

It tells me it didn't mean that much...

[Mintexmemory]

The first true word (but not the last now) that you've said

[djarumdudley]

...and it tells me it's glad to be back home

[Mintexmemory]

Did it say 'Gee, but it's great to be back home' in which case Paul Simon would have the last word. But clearly he hasn't

[schmenke]

Nor have you.

[Mintexmemory]

As no stranger to the cold hard water you'll appreciate what a slippery little devil it is :)

[djarumdudley]

as you well know seeing how it's slipped from your grasp

[Mintexmemory]

But incredibly bouncy too!

[Donney]

Look at it bouncing back home with me!

[Mintexmemory]

woops, should've kept the window shut

[schmenke]

It has bounced right back into my possession and I’ve firmly shut all windows.

[Mintexmemory]

But while your back was turned it snuck out the door -you really are careless with something unique

[djarumdudley]

and your ability at maintaining it's possession is just as deficient.

[Captain VXR]

As is yours.

[djarumdudley]

but my recovery skills are second to none.

[Mintexmemory]

Make that second to me!

[djarumdudley]

the last word only wants to be with numero uno.

[Donney]

You are all highly delusional, the LW is here by my side.

[Captain VXR]

Lay of the pcp man, the last word is mine.

[djarumdudley]

not anymore!

[Ninar69]

Temporarily.
x

[djarumdudley]

your right, it was temporarily with you.

[Donney]

It is permanently mine.

[Mintexmemory]

As deluded as a guy sailing west from Europe looking for India!

[djarumdudley]

I lay claim to this last word in the name of me.

[Ninar69]

It's mine I tell you. All mine.
x

[djarumdudley]

no, no it's not.

[Donney]

MINE!!!!!

[djarumdudley]

This confusion stops here.

[Donney]

Just to make your life easier, I'll let you know the LW is mine (and happy to be so)

[Mintexmemory]

The sun never sets on British possession of the last word

[Captain VXR]

True dat.

[djarumdudley]

nothing is truer than this last word.

[Donney]

It is raining here and the LW can confirm that.

[Captain VXR]

Because it trusts your weather observations whilst skyping you from my house.

[djarumdudley]

the only accurate forecast is that the last word is 100% mine.

[MrJan]

Does this thread still exist?

Edit: Bloody hell, just checked the number of posts per user and I'm only marginally second to Donney....I used to have a lot more spare time.

[djarumdudley]

yes it does, and the post per user stat is meaningless compared to the current user stat.

[MrJan]

I'm well aware of how the LW thread works, which is why I shall have the LW.

[djarumdudley]

....ever so briefly

[MrJan]

I'm having a poo.

[schmenke]

Thank goodness for mobile technology.

[djarumdudley]

it will never cease to amaze

[Captain VXR]

Unlike the lw, which I'm used to having.

[djarumdudley]

you mean were used to having.

[MrJan]

HOUHGOIHSGOPIHSPIJ moo

[Captain VXR]

Yeehaw!

[djarumdudley]

Yipee ki yay, Mr.Falcon!!

[MrJan]

Word