The Last Word

[djarumdudley]

on this side yes, but more southerly

[Donney]

Nah, it does not!

[MrJan]

Donney's right, the LW is European.

[Donney]

It feels good to be right! :D

[schmenke]

The origins of the LW may be European, but it has long since made it's home in Canada.

[Donney]

It might have camped in Canada, but it is far from making it its home.

[schmenke]

The LW makes its home where ever I make mine.

[djarumdudley]

Except here.

[schmenke]

It was but a brief visit.

[Donney]

Was it?

[MrJan]

star

[djarumdudley]

yes, the last word is featured here.

[Donney]

NO it isn't.

[schmenke]

Indeed it is not.

[Donney]

See? even schmenke agrees.

[MrJan]

'Agrees' should never be the LW, it's just not in the spirit of things.

[Donney]

Hey it was him, not me!

[djarumdudley]

appears all of you are wrong.

[schmenke]

The LW is feeling increasingly uncomfortable around you lot. It has decided to remain with me permanently.

[Donney]

It has decided to leave you permanently.

[MrJan]

Thank you for your contribution.

[Captain VXR]

Derp.

[djarumdudley]

as that is not a word, you have no right to the last word.

[schmenke]

Too true.

[Donney]

I concur.

[schmenke]

I think we can all concur that the LW belongs with me.

P.s. no need to reply to this post.

I'll PM a mod to instruct them to shut down this thread now.

[djarumdudley]

nice try

[Donney]

Good old schmenke, he never gives up, does he?

[schmenke]

I shall never give up the struggle to ensure the rightful place of the LW!

[Donney]

Bring it on!!!! :arrows:

[djarumdudley]

no need to fight over something you don't have.

[schmenke]

Indeed. The LW is not worth fighting over, so you all should just give it up.

[djarumdudley]

not so easy!

[Donney]

It's so easy, easy when everybody is trying to please me baby!

[schmenke]

Perhaps Donney should give it up :s :dozey:

[djarumdudley]

the last word is uncomfortable with both the implication of the previous post, not too mention an Axl Rose lyric

[Donney]

The LW loves Guns 'n' Roses, the original ones mind you, not the pathetic, stupid Rose's revival.

[Captain VXR]

Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[Captain VXR]

You see my face again
You need to stop running
Every time I'm there
Your heart starts rushing
Think that I don't know
You certainly feel something
I've seen that look before
You need to stop running

You see my face again

You see my face again
You need to stop running
Every time I'm there
Your heart starts rushing
Think that I don't know
You certainly feel something
I've seen that look before
You need to stop running...

(You need to stop running)
(Your heart starts rushing)
(You certainly feel something)
(You need to stop running)

You see my face again
You need to stop running
Every time I'm there
Your heart starts rushing
Think that I don't know
You certainly feel something
I've seen that look before
You need to stop running...

You see my face again

You see my face again
You need to stop running
Every time I'm there
Your heart starts rushing
Think that I don't know
You certainly feel something
I've seen that look before
You need to stop running...

(You need to stop running)
(Your heart starts rushing)
(You certainly feel something)
(You need to stop running)


Come on it seems like everyone wants me to have the lw :p

[Captain VXR]

__________________________________________________ ____________

[djarumdudley]

Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

The last word has no time for a Rick Roll.

[Donney]

Excuse me while I take the LW to the hospital..... It's been puking for the last hours....

[Captain VXR]

and now its better, its with me :D

[schmenke]

Still puking though. I'll take good care of it.

[Captain VXR]

not any more biatch.......

[djarumdudley]

try again

[Donney]

What made you think it left my side?

[schmenke]

Because it's here with me.
Unless...
Donney's LW is a clone! :s hock:

[Donney]

No it isn't, do you think it's master would be tricked by a clone? pfffft......

[Captain VXR]

I sense the fail is strong with this one......

[Captain VXR]

Been enjoying the LW's company for the last 1.5 days http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool10.gif

[Donney]

Time!

[schmenke]

The LW has been with me all along. Anything you all may have had access to previously is just a clone.

[Captain VXR]

Oh, the irony!

[djarumdudley]

welcome back to me last word.

[Donney]

I hope you enjoyed the brief stay of the LW.

[schmenke]

Hmm... perhaps I'll allow someone else the LW briefly for the next day or two. It's a tad cold here right now... -30 deg. C. The LW is freezing its toes off.

[Donney]

The LW would appreciate the 3ºC we have here now.

[Captain VXR]

its appreciating some quality dubstep now :D

[Donney]

I will have custody of the LW for the weekend, thank you!

[schmenke]

Nope. The weather's warmed up. The LW is back with me and we'll be watching some quality football (the real stuff, not that sissy soccer) this w/end.

[Captain VXR]

now its appreciating Bath's paltry amount of snow

[djarumdudley]

the last word is here watching the leaves swirl

[Captain VXR]

of course it is.

[Donney]

I beg to differ.

[schmenke]

No sense in arguing over something that you don't have.

[Captain VXR]

Agreed.

[djarumdudley]

Not so

[Donney]

While you keep bickering the LW and I will watch and eat some pop corn.

[schmenke]

While you keep bickering the LW and I will watch some porn.

:eek:

[Donney]

Jajajajajaja!!!!

[Captain VXR]

why did you say 'yes' in German many times???

[djarumdudley]

because there's no in last word, which i now have

[Donney]

Yes, the LW is mine!

[schmenke]

Only briefly. I'll take it back now.
You can hang on to the clone.

[Donney]

The LW is watching the snow fall with me.

[schmenke]

Nope. The LW is enjoying the blue sky and sunshine over here :)

[Captain VXR]

now its hating the mild coldness here

[Rollo]

Why is it that when the UK gets any snow, the country goes into total chaos. It's SNOW, it happens... regularly.

[Captain VXR]

Why is it that when the UK gets any snow, the country goes into total chaos. It's SNOW, it happens... regularly.

Because our councils and government are always staffed by imbeciles

[djarumdudley]

second that notion

[Captain VXR]

yep, I hate pen pushers

[djarumdudley]

time to enjoy some Sunday football with the last word

[Captain VXR]

the lw hates football, motorsport and rugby are far superior (in its opinion)

[Donney]

The LW is watching from here.

[schmenke]

While enjoying the sunshine here the LW is watching the news reports of snow-covered Europe :D

[Captain VXR]

now its in now snowless Bath

[djarumdudley]

is the soap there too?

[schmenke]

Perhaps, but not the LW.

[Donney]

nope not the LW

[Captain VXR]

yeas, actually

[schmenke]

Quit bickering Captain.

[djarumdudley]

no argument here.

[Donney]

Nor here.

[schmenke]

The LW is enjoying a bit of snow here now. Tomorrow we're looking forward to careening down a precipice with a board attached to each foot, with the rugrats in tow :dozey:

[djarumdudley]

guess you'll have no need for the last word then.

[schmenke]

I always have need for the LW. I feel naked without it.

[Captain VXR]

Well then better put some clothes on. Slut.

[Donney]

Poor LW....

[djarumdudley]

my last word

[Donney]

Is it?

[schmenke]

No it isn't.

[Captain VXR]

Of course it isn't. Some people are morons.

[Donney]

Not the LW though....

[schmenke]

I think the LW needs to escape from this place.

[djarumdudley]

guess it couldn't stand to be gone

[Rollo]

William Shatner is hosting a program on television at the moment, from what appears to be his own house. And there are far too many pastries on the table in front of him for one person.
Is that weird or what?

[Donney]

Most likely.

[Captain VXR]

I just ate some Ben and Jerry's Phish Phood ice cream :facelick:

[Donney]

It's too cold for ice cream...

[schmenke]

It's never too cold for ice cream :D . Or the LW...

[Donney]

OK, I'll have a cup of cocoa.

[Captain VXR]

you go do that :)

[Donney]

I will, with the LW mind you...

[djarumdudley]

i'll take it now

[Donney]

My turn.

[Captain VXR]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine muhahahahahahahaha
http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/austin_powers_dr_evil.jpg

[djarumdudley]

no match here.

[Donney]

Was there a match being played?

[schmenke]

The LW is looking forward to the last week at work before the holidays.

[Donney]

It rather looks forward to the holidays.

[djarumdudley]

of course, when spending them with me

[Donney]

How will it make there with all the snow you have? Here on the other hand... :D

[schmenke]

...you don't have the LW :D .

[Donney]

...we don't have snow. Dammit schmenke, focus!!!! :arrows:

[schmenke]

A little bit of snow doesn't deter the LW, that's why it's here with me.

[Rollo]

...we don't have snow. Dammit schmenke, focus!!!! :arrows:

http://www.wrcfordlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/air2.jpg

Dammit snow, Focus!

[Donney]

The LW is here laughing with me :) )

[Captain VXR]

time's up.

[schmenke]

The LW is looking forward to the longer daylight hours.

[Captain VXR]

....because its experiencing one of Britain's shortest days

[Donney]

Not right now....

[Captain VXR]

yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah.....

[Donney]

ok, good that's clear!

[Captain VXR]

jlkmvpdzhdc9[a.xae-?

[Donney]

a Gin&Tonic might help to understand that...

[djarumdudley]

think I'd rather a 7 & 7.....

[Captain VXR]

i'd have vop's fave jd and coke

[Donney]

First LW of the year!

[schmenke]

And that's your last LW of the year!

[Captain VXR]

2nded

[Donney]

you are so wrong....

[schmenke]

May I suggest an appropriate new year's resolution for you all:

Stay away from the LW!

[Donney]

I can't the LW follows me wherever I go.

[Captain VXR]

some of the time

[schmenke]

No, the LW just views, with much amusement, from a distance.

[Donney]

It sees you from the distance, that's for sure...

[Captain VXR]

ba ba ba oo mau mau ba ba oo mau mau
http://wildbirdfood.uk.com/images/chaffinch.jpg
haven't you heard?

[Donney]

I must have been talking to the LW because I didn't....

[schmenke]

You certainly weren't talking to the LW, unless is was a long-distance conversation.

[Captain VXR]

Bath to León is a long distance

[schmenke]

The LW is not interested in any conversations unless they're with me.

[Captain VXR]

if by 'me' you mean me :)

[Donney]

You can use skype to chat with the LW because that's the closest you'll ever get to it.

[Rollo]

Ahah. I am the only person on the whole forums everywhere. Now bow down to my awesomeness.

Bwaa ha ha ha

[Donney]

The LW won't bow but to its master.... that being me of course!

[schmenke]

The LW pledges allegiance to only me.

[Donney]

The LW demands your obedience, you mean...

[Captain VXR]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[schmenke]

^ That is not a word. As such the Captain forfeits his right to further posts in this thread.

[Rollo]

You and the Cap'n can make it happen!

[schmenke]

...
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5123/5349922005_6823b76b9b.jpg

[Captain VXR]

^ That is not a word. As such the Captain forfeits his right to further posts in this thread.

Its me yuman raghts eeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Rollo]

Its me yuman raghts eeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

An ye only bray y' bairns cus ya luvs them?

[Captain VXR]

Yes.

[Donney]

Maybe...

[MrJan]

My LW.

[Rollo]

Barry, Barry!

I'll get back to you Barry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQohS_TkLxc

[Captain VXR]

oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
http://www.jappleng.com/jSpot/Sekai/gallery/general-images-a38/bruce-from-family-guy-i2764.jpg

[Donney]

The LW and I will be checking Monte rally results the whole day, thank you!

[Rollo]

Can you still recall
In the Bakery Hall
When the music played,
And the World span round
To a brand new sound
In those far off days,

In their blue suede shoes
They would scream and shout
As they sang the blues
Let it all hang out...!

Sausage Ro-o-oll, Hey! Sausage Roll.
Sausage Ro-o-oll, Hey! Sausage Roll.
Sausage Ro-o-oll, Hey! Sausage Roll.

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1219472953/saus.jpg

[Donney]

Nah just had breakfast....

[schmenke]

I'll take one... :erm:

[Captain VXR]

ugh had waaay too much food today

[Donney]

I had a good breakfast though.

[schmenke]

Whatcha have?

[Captain VXR]

some sort of food I guess...

[Rollo]

I've just noticed a little black exclamation triangle in the corner and if you click it, it says:
This is ONLY to be used to report spam, advertising messages, and problematic (harassment, fighting, or rude) posts.

Fighting? Does that if we be all like Kung Fu in here, that we can use that button? Because in here earlier today there was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung. In fact everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning. It was a little bit frightening and they fought with expert timing.

Can I use that button to report them guys nao? :D

[Donney]

You can try... but the LW is still mine.

[Captain VXR]

trollolololol

[Donney]

A new Monday a new LW.

[schmenke]

It's new to you only because it's another clone.
The one-and-only original LW is with me.

[Captain VXR]

Is it really working, working
You've tried and tried again
Is it even worth it, worth it?
To go through all this pain

Is it really working, working
You've tried and tried again
And you know the worst thing, the worst thing
I know you feel the same [x2]

I know you feel the same

Is it really working, working
You've tried and tried again
Is it even worth it, worth it?
To go through all this pain

Is it really working, working
You've tried and tried again
And you know the worst thing, the worst thing
I know you feel the same [x2]

I know you feel the same

:p

[Rollo]

Waugh - huh-yeah
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all

http://users.chariot.net.au/~byoung/waugh/waugh19.jpg

Waugh - huh good God
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me!

[Donney]

Yeah sure...

[schmenke]

What is this, the karaoke thread? :s
The LW is not amused.

[Captain VXR]

:p

[Rollo]

What is this, the karaoke thread? :s
The LW is not amused.

The LW must be a distant relative of Queen Victoria.

[djarumdudley]

look what i've found......the last word

[Donney]

Where? Because it is here....

[schmenke]

You mean over here.

[Donney]

Nah, I don't think so.

[schmenke]

Bah, give it up Donney.

[donKey jote]

Bunch of donkeys in here what? :D
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

[schmenke]

Mira! Un asno apestoso!

[donKey jote]

:laugh:
look! an even schmellier schmonkey!

[djarumdudley]

last wordless donkeys

[Donney]

A donkey, a canuck and a yankee... poor LW....

:D

[Rollo]

And now some sort of Conquistador. I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...

[djarumdudley]

guess you would also expect a degree of retention.

[schmenke]

Is this the right room for an argument?

[Rollo]

I told you once.

[Donney]

and you may tell it twice but the LW is mine!

[schmenke]

No it isn't.

[Rollo]

Hey beautiful people, Hey chicky babe, You know a lot of people say I look like Dennis Quaid.

[djarumdudley]

not sure if Randy has the same opinion

[Donney]

Probably not.

[Rollo]

This would be post 7700 for me if the posts in here were added to our tallies, but they're not.

[djarumdudley]

this last word has no need for math.

[Rollo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/MathmanGlitch.jpg/200px-MathmanGlitch.jpg

Mathman, Mathman, Mathman, Mathman...

[Donney]

this post won't add to my count

[djarumdudley]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/MathmanGlitch.jpg/200px-MathmanGlitch.jpg

Mathman, Mathman, Mathman, Mathman...

nice.

[Rollo]

There's a horrible farty smell in this office which has emanated from the direction of my boss... but I haven't got the heart to tell him.

[Mark]

So this is where all the server resources go :p

[Rollo]

Are you somehow insinuating that our 470-odd page thread is crating chaos and toppling the empire? Hmm... Let's have a REVOLUTION!

What do we want? Cheesy Dippers! When do we want em? When someone opens the claret!
What do we want? Cheesy Dippers! When do we want em? When someone opens the claret!

[schmenke]

So this is where all the server resources go :p

Lately, it's been the only quality thread around :p : .

[Rollo]

Lately, it's been the only quality thread around :p : .

I must be hungry. I read this and my first thoughts were "I must buy some Quality Street".

I wonder who'd win in a fight between the Quality Street guy and the Johnny Walker walking man. I'd really like to see the conversation which would cause such a fight.

"Now look here sir, you have offended my honour"
"Good day sir."
"What? I'm not through with you yet!"
"I said 'Good Day!'"
"I demand satisfaction."
"Shall it be pistols at dawn then?"
"Oh heck no, we're English. It shall be pistols at half past eleven after morning tea and elevenses."

[djarumdudley]

it should be noted that a dawn pistol duel could not happen in england as there is no scientific way to determine an english dawn due to the perpetual mist & fog.

[Rollo]

I've been in Central London at 12:30 during lunch and still not been able to see the other side of the street because of fog.

Once I left Great Portland Tube Station, got lost, walked around in the fog for almost twenty minutes, found a cafe, asked where I was, only to find that I was on the other side of the same building on the traffic island that the entrance to the tube station was where I'd left in the first bloody place.

"Pea-soup" is an apt and accurate description.

[djarumdudley]

guess in a fog like that the last word becomes a lost word.....ah puns.

[Donney]

The lost word found its way here at last.....

[MrJan]

Let the record show that the Last Word thread on the motorsport.com forums has now been deleted. Let the record also show that the last word was held by me, Miguel Sanchez.

So that's one LW proper for Donney (before the last server switch) and one for me.

[Rollo]

Yes but the only one which matters is now. The Crystal Method taught us that "Now Is the Time" back in 1997.

So if now is the time and at the time which is now, I have the Last Word, then that's all that matters, until such time as I don't, which will be a future then.

It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. :D

[djarumdudley]

but when will then be now?

[Donney]

I will keep the LW safe while you debate such matters.

[djarumdudley]

clearly the last word is unsafe with you

[markabilly]

there is no last word, just the omega

[djarumdudley]

there is no room for an omega here

[Rollo]

Some people think there is no room for an omega here. They think it's all over!

Well there is now... ΩΩΩΩ it's four!

[djarumdudley]

yet something seems expired.....

[Rollo]

Would that thing be sanity? I thought that that expired years ago :D

[schmenke]

Have no fear, schmenke is here!
...along with the LW to inject some normality into the situation.

[Captain VXR]

we're not going to stand here and speak some hocus pocus, some shazam, some abracadabra magic

[schmenke]

Does that mean you're going to leave? :p :

[Rollo]

we're not going to stand here and speak ...some shazam

I am:
"Wonder Twins Activate" :D

[Donney]

I fancy a bit of LW, thank you!

[djarumdudley]

so do i.

[Donney]

No you don't!!!!

[Mp3 Astra]

Me again. It'd be hilarious if the world blew up and this caused me to win the Last Word. We can only hope.

[Captain VXR]

you can only hope :p

[Captain VXR]

all your lw are belong to me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8wD8fTBS8E) :p

[djarumdudley]

the last word does not enjoy poor english

[Rollo]

the last word does not enjoy poor english

Is it one of the landed gentry and only hangs around posh and rich English?

[Captain VXR]

its a f***in' commoner

[djarumdudley]

no peasant be this last word

[Rollo]

and no respecter of persons either

[Captain VXR]

__________________________________________________ ________________

[djarumdudley]

hmmmmmm....

[Donney]

Mine!

[Captain VXR]

I should become a moderator, make a post than close the thread, just so the lw would be mine forever muahahahaha