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schmenke
29th June 2007, 20:10
Nah, he's wearing a mask :p :

DonnieDarco
29th June 2007, 23:17
Beyatch :p :

Rollo
30th June 2007, 00:48
OK then, I shan't be cruel... but telling the truth on the other hand :D

DonnieDarco
30th June 2007, 00:59
Don't use that hand then :D

CarlMetro
30th June 2007, 02:22
Is that the underhand?

MrJan
30th June 2007, 15:51
I just farted

djarumdudley
30th June 2007, 21:51
exciting information!

stevie_gerrard
1st July 2007, 00:05
i dunno about that :p :

DonnieDarco
1st July 2007, 00:17
Good, glad to see people have finally posted next to Miguel, I wasn't about to :D

CarlMetro
1st July 2007, 03:20
I would have done but I wasn't here then. Another in the munching series, still no Cheerios in the house so boring old Cornflakes instead ;(

Rollo
1st July 2007, 04:16
This post comes as a result of me being bailed up on the couch with an unfortunate snot surfeit.

If anyone wants my surplus supplies then feel free to ask. Also, I seem to generating an inexhaustable supply.

djarumdudley
1st July 2007, 06:37
quite alright, i'm fully stocked in that category.

LeonBrooke
1st July 2007, 09:11
I'm finally getting to watch the latest series of Top Gear. Jeremy's comparing the Aston Martin V8 Vantage and the Jaguar XKR.

Captain VXR
1st July 2007, 10:54
The lw luvvvvvves astons

Rollo
1st July 2007, 15:34
I was watching the Dutch TT this afternoon which Rossi won; my question is to do with the A-Style logo?

http://www.astyle.it

Was anyone else thinking what I was thinking or do I have a dirty mind?

CarlMetro
1st July 2007, 19:32
I think most were thinking the same as you, I know I was :cheese:

DonnieDarco
1st July 2007, 22:07
LOL!!! How rude :laugh:

CarlMetro
1st July 2007, 23:11
It's no worse that the London 2012 logo :\

DonnieDarco
1st July 2007, 23:15
No, that was just hideous :D

CarlMetro
1st July 2007, 23:17
The infamous Scott mills described it as Lisa Simpson give someone a blow job :s hock:

stevie_gerrard
2nd July 2007, 01:39
my LW

LeonBrooke
2nd July 2007, 06:17
How could they get away with that logo?

Rollo
2nd July 2007, 08:17
What I can't believe is that they spent nearly £400,000 coming up with it. I mean Lord Coe is seriously up himself if he thinks that this is acceptable. Personally I think it looks suspiciously like the old Tiswas logo from ITV

CarlMetro
2nd July 2007, 08:18
I guess some people have cleaner minds than we do?

djarumdudley
2nd July 2007, 09:15
not in this forum.

DonnieDarco
2nd July 2007, 11:51
Morning all :D

CarlMetro
2nd July 2007, 13:31
Afternoon :wave:

DonnieDarco
2nd July 2007, 14:52
That too :D

CarlMetro
2nd July 2007, 15:16
Shortly before the evening too?

djarumdudley
2nd July 2007, 18:22
backtrack to a little past noon.

MrJan
2nd July 2007, 18:35
I've seen that A-style logo before. It has to be my favourite logo ever because the guys who came up with it must have realised what they were doing. The LW didn't understand though, poor little thing.

CarlMetro
2nd July 2007, 22:27
Did anyone try to explain it to the LW?

stevie_gerrard
3rd July 2007, 00:31
nah, it doesnt need an explanation :p :

Rollo
3rd July 2007, 00:34
In this age of innocence? No way :eek:

I think a lot of us know far too much about the world for our own good.

LeonBrooke
3rd July 2007, 08:48
I just heard a disturbing story about the source of the vanilla flavour...

CarlMetro
3rd July 2007, 08:58
Care to share it with us then?

DonnieDarco
3rd July 2007, 09:40
Vanilla comes from vanilla pods. :D

CarlMetro
3rd July 2007, 09:48
Ah, but does it though? ;)

DonnieDarco
3rd July 2007, 09:51
Well..........................yes, yes it does :D

CarlMetro
3rd July 2007, 09:54
Are you sure though? Have you ever seen vanilla pods producing vanilla flavouring? :dozey:

DonnieDarco
3rd July 2007, 10:04
Not up close and personal no, but I know they do :D

CarlMetro
3rd July 2007, 14:21
Ah ha! So you've not actually seen it, but you've heard from someone who heard from someone else whose Dad's brother's second cousin's next door neighbour told them that that is what happens. Is you source of knowledge to be trusted?

the LW doesn't think so ;)

Rollo
3rd July 2007, 15:56
Vanilla comes from vanilla pods. :D

It therefore follows that if you cut up an iPod, you should have a source of i flavour :)

CarlMetro
3rd July 2007, 15:59
and escape pods contain escape essence? And that pea pods contain peas..................oh hang, that last one is correct :s

MrJan
3rd July 2007, 20:29
pod spells pod when you turn it upside down. The same can be said for dop, doop, pood and polod.

CarlMetro
3rd July 2007, 23:18
Nice to see you're putting your degree to good use Miguel :p :

Rollo
4th July 2007, 03:04
Well scientists might not do rock and roll, but they understand the mineral properties of rock as well as the physics of roll.

LeonBrooke
4th July 2007, 06:57
Actually, some vanilla flavour comes from processed bovine stool, apparently...

CarlMetro
4th July 2007, 08:47
Is that why cheap icecream tastes sh...................?

DonnieDarco
4th July 2007, 10:28
It therefore follows that if you cut up an iPod, you should have a source of i flavour :)


Well, those should be cut up anyway, or smashed with a hammer :D I say this of course, because I don't have one :D

stevie_gerrard
4th July 2007, 17:32
i cant afford one :p :

CarlMetro
4th July 2007, 19:50
Never mind Stevie, you ain't missing out on much..........






















............apart from the LW of course :p :

djarumdudley
4th July 2007, 21:06
which is eluding you as well.

MrJan
4th July 2007, 21:18
Nice to see you're putting your degree to good use Miguel :p :

That actually is the most I've used said degree in the last 12 months.

DonnieDarco
4th July 2007, 23:14
Miguel, you need to use it more :D

CarlMetro
4th July 2007, 23:19
At least he's got one to use, more than I ever got ;(

Rollo
5th July 2007, 00:20
I have 3:
B.Law
B.Business (Accounting)
B.Economics
Nyah nyah nyah :D

Having said that, they're all bloody useless and not worth a tinker's fart to anyone in the real world at all.

LeonBrooke
5th July 2007, 06:44
I'm about five months away from completing my Bachelor of Nursing, the most useful degree mentioned so far :D

CarlMetro
5th July 2007, 07:59
So not all degrees are about spending three years getting pi$$ed and partying then?

Rollo
5th July 2007, 08:11
No, that pretty well sums up my time at uni...

Actually that pretty well sums up most of my adult life but is that a bad thing?

CarlMetro
5th July 2007, 14:52
I guess it's ok if you can afford it and don''t care too much about your liver.

LeonBrooke
5th July 2007, 22:50
I spend most of my time at the medical school, where everyone works hard and is boring.

DonnieDarco
5th July 2007, 23:50
Yawn................... ;)

LeonBrooke
5th July 2007, 23:53
I'm the exception - I'm interesting.

CarlMetro
5th July 2007, 23:58
Yeah, of course you are :p :

djarumdudley
6th July 2007, 05:16
well he was when he possesed coveted item like the last word.

LeonBrooke
6th July 2007, 08:11
Still do, still am :D

CarlMetro
6th July 2007, 10:14
Still am what?

DonnieDarco
6th July 2007, 13:35
What? :D

CarlMetro
6th July 2007, 14:18
When :confused:

schmenke
6th July 2007, 19:05
The LW tires of all this nonsense.

MrJan
6th July 2007, 19:39
After all the thousands of times the LW has been had (in the original and this thread) I don't think it has ever tired of nonsense. It's the soul of the LW itself.

DonnieDarco
6th July 2007, 20:34
Like wow man, that was deep :D

djarumdudley
6th July 2007, 21:24
the last word goes existential.

schmenke
6th July 2007, 23:05
The LW goes with me.

DonnieDarco
7th July 2007, 00:20
Not for long :D

CarlMetro
7th July 2007, 01:18
no, because it wants some of my cornflakes :D

DonnieDarco
7th July 2007, 04:36
My Jordans muesli is better :D

CarlMetro
8th July 2007, 00:53
Eww! :vomit: Tonight sanity has returned to the munching LW, big delivery from Tescos today, complete with three large boxes of Cheerios :lips: :up:

DonnieDarco
8th July 2007, 01:03
You have a Cheerios problem :D

CarlMetro
8th July 2007, 01:15
If I ate Musili the I'd have stomach problems ;)

djarumdudley
8th July 2007, 05:00
the last word shant be anywhere near that.

stevie_gerrard
8th July 2007, 05:11
wont it now?

LeonBrooke
8th July 2007, 08:01
It'll be with me :D

Captain VXR
8th July 2007, 10:40
Nope with me haha :p

Rollo
8th July 2007, 13:58
No, you'll have to wait your turn in the peloton like everyone else.

DonnieDarco
8th July 2007, 20:01
The wha? :D

djarumdudley
8th July 2007, 20:03
your turn has ended.

DonnieDarco
8th July 2007, 20:11
Dammit! I just got here! :D

CarlMetro
8th July 2007, 23:54
Are you still here? Or have you gone to a far off place, in a galaxy far far away?

stevie_gerrard
8th July 2007, 23:59
me and the LW just been to the forum pub :)

CarlMetro
9th July 2007, 00:01
Yeah, where you splashed out and bought it a glass of water..............last of the big spenders eh Stevie? :p :

DonnieDarco
9th July 2007, 00:15
Are you still here? Or have you gone to a far off place, in a galaxy far far away?


Well..........I did doze off on the sofa for a bit :D

CarlMetro
9th July 2007, 00:16
Were you watching the tennis highlights?

DonnieDarco
9th July 2007, 01:51
No, although it does have the same effect :D

Rollo
9th July 2007, 06:25
Would they by any chance involve Miss Hingis?

LeonBrooke
9th July 2007, 07:14
I wasn't watching any tennis that involved her :D

Rollo
9th July 2007, 08:10
I'll bet you were watching a video of Sharapova, recorded at normal speed and then played back in Long Play mode, thereby making an hour match last for five...

I see through your little pervy game. No wait, I endorse your little pervy game :D

CarlMetro
9th July 2007, 10:39
Glad to know I'm not the only one then :D

Donney
9th July 2007, 10:45
My LW after some time, we got some catching up to do.

:)

CarlMetro
9th July 2007, 10:47
It doesn't like anymore, since you deserted it for a whole week :s hock:

Donney
9th July 2007, 11:09
It looks like someone has taken in lessons in the University of Wrong!

DonnieDarco
9th July 2007, 12:44
Welcome back Donney, I trust Brighton was satisfactory? :D

CarlMetro
9th July 2007, 13:42
It looks like someone has taken in lessons in the University of Wrong!

Nope. Never been there myself. I guess you trip to this green and pleasant land was to go and collect you online learning certificate from there? Did it smell as bad as they say it does?

Donney
9th July 2007, 18:48
Welcome back Donney, I trust Brighton was satisfactory? :D

It certainly was DD, I have to admit yours is a green and pleasant land.
I think I should visit your shores more often.

A shame the LW does not like it as much.

About my degree, Mr. Metro, if that was the case I would receive my receive via mail so again your command of wrongness is frankly impressive. The smell... well let's say I did not see many cats around.

CarlMetro
9th July 2007, 19:34
That's cos most of them are in Winchester ;)

DonnieDarco
9th July 2007, 19:48
And who can blame them? Its right posh 'ere, innit? :D

schmenke
9th July 2007, 20:11
Too posh for the LW...

MrJan
9th July 2007, 20:37
Whoooooooooooooooooooooo?!!

LeonBrooke
9th July 2007, 22:34
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee eeeeeeeeeeeee?!!

Rollo
9th July 2007, 23:26
Air raid! Air raid!

Quick, everyone into the shelter before Johnny Foreigner bombs the Sweet Holy Batman On A Stick out of us :eek:

LeonBrooke
9th July 2007, 23:29
My name's not Johnny :mad:

Rollo
10th July 2007, 01:30
But you still intend to bomb Sweet Holy Batman On A Stick out of us? That's not terribly civil.

CarlMetro
10th July 2007, 07:52
Batman on a stick, is that like a strawberry mivvy?

Donney
10th July 2007, 10:40
The LW is not a fan of batman.

DonnieDarco
10th July 2007, 11:30
Holy salmon Donney!! Why not? :D

CarlMetro
10th July 2007, 11:51
It prefers the Fantastic Four, but will watch Batman if nothing else is on ;)

DonnieDarco
10th July 2007, 11:56
The old TV series of Batman rocks, its hilarious :D

Mp3 Astra
10th July 2007, 14:33
I liked Spiderman myself. It used to be on every morning at half six on Channel 4. It's gone now, however...
The LW has come home to the master.

CarlMetro
10th July 2007, 15:17
I hope you have a) a reasonable excuse for your prolonged and unapproved absence, and more importantly b) filled out the correct returning to active service forms, including 301, 311 & 307c (excluding paragraph 19 unless space travel was involved) and had the required booster innoculations before returning?

Captain VXR
10th July 2007, 16:55
the lw has no time for forms; where can I apply for the university of wrong?

Donney
10th July 2007, 17:14
Carl is the right person to ask. ;)

CarlMetro
10th July 2007, 19:52
Well Donny is a graduate but the real supremo is DD ;)

schmenke
10th July 2007, 20:13
Sounds like Carl is on form... :dozey:

DonnieDarco
10th July 2007, 21:04
He's always about, that one :D

CarlMetro
10th July 2007, 23:31
:wave: :D

Rollo
10th July 2007, 23:39
Personally I'm still not entirely sure about using the shortened version "DD" for Ms Darco's name. I'm afraid that all that time spent at the counter of Lewis' might have done something to my fragile little mind.

Would DonnieDarcoTwo be shortened to DDT?

CarlMetro
10th July 2007, 23:43
Perhaps she is a real DD :cheese: Although I've always said anything more than a handfull is a waste :D

stevie_gerrard
10th July 2007, 23:48
me and the LW are not liking this new layout of the forum

CarlMetro
11th July 2007, 01:13
It's like you not having the LW, something you will have to get used to :p :

DonnieDarco
11th July 2007, 02:58
I am not a real DD, thank goodness! Would be such a pain when running for a bus :D

The concern is so moving though ;)

DonnieDarco
11th July 2007, 02:59
me and the LW are not liking this new layout of the forum


Stevie, I cannot win!!! Hate the default forum, with all the crap at the top. Can't stand the new look forum, though everything is where I want it. I do wish they'd stop faffing about :D

djarumdudley
11th July 2007, 04:41
might be my first last word in this newfangle forum design

Donney
11th July 2007, 09:48
And was it any good?

CarlMetro
11th July 2007, 10:36
having the LW is always good :D

Donney
11th July 2007, 10:48
Not that you are an expert on such matter.

CarlMetro
11th July 2007, 11:18
Nice to see you're using your new found skills to great use ;)

Donney
11th July 2007, 11:29
I don't need any new skills since the LW is, and has always been, mine. :)

DonnieDarco
11th July 2007, 12:00
Except that its not :D

Donney
11th July 2007, 12:34
Ooooh yessssh!


It definitely is.

Mp3 Astra
11th July 2007, 14:19
I hope you have a) a reasonable excuse for your prolonged and unapproved absence, and more importantly b) filled out the correct returning to active service forms, including 301, 311 & 307c (excluding paragraph 19 unless space travel was involved) and had the required booster innoculations before returning?

Well I do have an excuse, exams. I did fill out some forms, however I have no idea what they were and I'm worried that they were corrupt since there are 4 barristers and 7 Judges' wigs outside my door telling me that they want to talk to me about my copyright claim on the Robin Reliant.
The booster inoculations? Well my kitten bit me yesterday so I probably got immune to something through that. Haven't been to space, but did watch James May's show about it yesterday, so that kind of counts.

Mein LW

Captain VXR
11th July 2007, 16:14
Right Carl I need those forms ASAP :)

Donney
11th July 2007, 17:39
That should keep you busy.

schmenke
11th July 2007, 18:03
The LW and myself are busy enjoying the sunshine :)

CarlMetro
11th July 2007, 23:35
I was enjoying the delights of chasing a little white ball into a hole with various metal sticks earlier today :D

Mp3 Astra
11th July 2007, 23:53
Those poor balls! :(

CarlMetro
12th July 2007, 00:16
Nah, it's what they're born to do. I'm told if you listen close enough you can here them cheer with glee as they sail through the air ;)

Rollo
12th July 2007, 04:58
Sounds a bit masochistic if you want my opinion.

You know playing golf is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all clean your balls, then get a good grip on your shaft. Make sure that you get a good follow through and be careful that your aiming for the right hole :D

djarumdudley
12th July 2007, 09:03
is the aim really all that important?

Donney
12th July 2007, 10:39
The LW is not into golf.

CarlMetro
12th July 2007, 12:33
I didn't say it was :p :

Donney
12th July 2007, 14:41
Just in case...

Rollo
12th July 2007, 14:53
He was a detective was he not?

CarlMetro
12th July 2007, 14:56
Who? Justin Case? Dunno but I knew his sister Vanity.........

schmenke
12th July 2007, 16:34
...be careful that your aiming for the right hole :D

Yes but you at least get several attempts at the hole :p :

DonnieDarco
12th July 2007, 18:49
I refuse to discuss any of that on the grounds it could get me into trouble :D

MrJan
12th July 2007, 18:58
Definately a bit close today.

CarlMetro
12th July 2007, 19:06
Which is more than some of my puts were yesterday :s

DonnieDarco
12th July 2007, 20:48
So you suck at golf too then Carl ;) :D

CarlMetro
12th July 2007, 23:55
Put it this way, the rabbits were in more danger than the course record was yesterday :\

LeonBrooke
13th July 2007, 00:18
Poor rabbits

CarlMetro
13th July 2007, 01:33
Talking of rabbits, there was a little baby one sitting besides the 8th tee. It was so cute and it was obviously the product of a domestic rabbit because it was pure black.

LeonBrooke
13th July 2007, 01:50
Did you take it home to use as a familiar? :D

Rollo
13th July 2007, 03:16
I think that the best name for a rabbit would be Stewart.

DonnieDarco
13th July 2007, 03:36
Or Dave :D

Rollo
13th July 2007, 06:20
The name Stewart is good because it tells you what is best done with a rabbit... stew it. To the best of my knowledge, I don't know how to "dave" anything.

Donney
13th July 2007, 09:49
We are fine as long as you don't stew the LW.

CarlMetro
13th July 2007, 10:23
My TFI Friday LW.

DonnieDarco
13th July 2007, 10:33
The name Stewart is good because it tells you what is best done with a rabbit... stew it. To the best of my knowledge, I don't know how to "dave" anything.

Look you, I know a parrot called Dave, and if it works for him it can work for a rabbit. :D

Besides, I've never eaten rabbit in my entire life and I never will.

CarlMetro
13th July 2007, 10:38
You don't know what you're missing, by far the nicest stew you can ever eat ;)

Donney
13th July 2007, 11:10
Rabbit tastes great DD you should give it a try.

CarlMetro
13th July 2007, 12:53
Especially if you've caught it fresh :lips:

schmenke
13th July 2007, 15:25
What did you do Carl, club it to death with your 9-iron? :mark:

CarlMetro
13th July 2007, 16:13
Nah, my 9 is useful, 5 wood on the other hand.......... ;)

DonnieDarco
13th July 2007, 16:33
Men :D

schmenke
13th July 2007, 16:44
The best thing about being a man is that we can pee just about anywhere... :D

DonnieDarco
13th July 2007, 16:49
Yes that has always annoyed me, since its such a pain for women caught short :D

Btw Schmenke, hows sprog to be number two coming along? All proceeding well I trust? :D

stevie_gerrard
13th July 2007, 19:21
nothing beats Duck i'm afraid, even though i haven't had rabbit for a while. :p :

Captain VXR
13th July 2007, 19:41
Can I have some stewed leek?

DonnieDarco
13th July 2007, 21:23
nothing beats Duck i'm afraid, even though i haven't had rabbit for a while.

I won't ever eat duck either :D Not that I mind what anyone else chooses to eat, because I don't. And before anyone asks, veal and venison are permanently off my menu too, as is lamb. :D

Schmenke - I'm a plank, but that's the only time you'll ever get such an admission :D

CarlMetro
14th July 2007, 01:44
I'm not saying anything :p :

DonnieDarco
14th July 2007, 02:07
That makes a pleasant change :p :

CarlMetro
14th July 2007, 02:11
Oi! I was going to be nice to you but I may have to change my mind now ;(

Rollo
14th July 2007, 02:41
The best thing about being a man is that we can pee just about anywhere... :D

Although I have never actually set foot in Mexico, last time I was in the US I weed into that country from San Diego.

DonnieDarco
14th July 2007, 08:51
Blimey Rollo, that was some night out :D

NoahsGirl
14th July 2007, 19:45
It most certainly was!

CarlMetro
15th July 2007, 02:34
You were there too NG? Did you do the same or did you prefer to use a publi convenience?

Rollo
15th July 2007, 04:09
Scottish people can wee into England without much bother... in fact they've done it again with the new Prime Minister.

LeonBrooke
15th July 2007, 07:48
So, what's the consensus about Gordon Brown?

Rollo
15th July 2007, 13:30
Gordon Brown? Texture like sun?

DonnieDarco
15th July 2007, 13:58
Always a frown, with Gordon Brown :D

Donney
15th July 2007, 14:25
Always a smile with the LW :)

Captain VXR
15th July 2007, 15:52
Yep its making me feel better after Gio and Chilton's weekend ;(

MrJan
15th July 2007, 20:22
Skibbedy bop

DonnieDarco
15th July 2007, 21:56
Another insightful comment from Miguel :D

Rollo
16th July 2007, 01:07
He's talking Skat!

Which is a departure from his usual Scat :eek:

CarlMetro
16th July 2007, 08:24
You mean kak?

Anyhoo, I'm currently sitting at an airoport, waiting on a delayed flight to take me to the Fatherland for the best part of this week. I might have a few probs in logging on so I'm trusting you all to look after my LW while I'm gone.

:wave:

Donney
16th July 2007, 10:23
The LW will be fine with me, don't worry about that and have a good week.

DonnieDarco
16th July 2007, 11:35
Have a good trip Carl :D Where you going? Fatherland doesn't really help me :D

Donney
16th July 2007, 14:32
Is it anywhere near LWland?

Captain VXR
16th July 2007, 16:42
Im looking after the lw for Carl. Nah nah nah nah nah nah :D

schmenke
16th July 2007, 19:19
Not for long...

Rollo
17th July 2007, 01:39
Im looking after the lw for Carl. Nah nah nah nah nah nah :D

No it's:
Nah nah nah nah, Nah nah nah nah, Hey hey hey. Goodbye.

Not enough nahs and no heys from you. Please try harder.

stevie_gerrard
17th July 2007, 09:45
my LW

Donney
17th July 2007, 10:55
The LW has had enough of your company. :D

schmenke
17th July 2007, 16:04
And yours :p :

Captain VXR
17th July 2007, 17:31
And yours + Rollo-Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey hey goodbye :p

DonnieDarco
17th July 2007, 19:40
Thats still wrong, and now you have to complete form 7348829b, to prove you are in control of your faculties :D

schmenke
17th July 2007, 20:52
And don't forget form 5H177Y to prove that you are in control of your bowels.

MrJan
17th July 2007, 20:56
I'm not sure that I am in control of my bowels. I blame the museli, it's always the museli.

DonnieDarco
17th July 2007, 22:12
Have some bananas :D

MrJan
17th July 2007, 22:29
Are you calling me a monkey? Anyways there is no way I'm having bananas from you, far too high a urine content for my liking :p : :D

schmenke
17th July 2007, 22:47
DD's bananas should be o.k. as long as you remove the pee(l).








:mark:

LeonBrooke
17th July 2007, 23:33
Does anyone remember the Top Gear episode where they discuss peeling a cow?

DonnieDarco
18th July 2007, 01:06
Miguel, I have never nor will I ever, pee on bananas :D

I don't remember that Leon, but I wouldn't put it past them :D

Rollo
18th July 2007, 02:00
But yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.

schmenke
18th July 2007, 04:21
How does one peel a cow? :cornfused:

Donney
18th July 2007, 10:38
I'll consult the LW about it, but I don't think we will find an answer.

DonnieDarco
18th July 2007, 14:32
I would imagine that you peel a cow....................very slowly :D

schmenke
18th July 2007, 15:26
That's udderly ridiculous.

Captain VXR
18th July 2007, 16:23
The lw hates puns you monster :mad:
Form 7348829b completed Donnie'Catwee'Darco :)

DonnieDarco
18th July 2007, 17:11
In triplicate I hope :p :

LeonBrooke
18th July 2007, 23:16
so quintuplicate is unnecessary?

Rollo
19th July 2007, 01:23
Please send the fourth form to:

HM Inland Revenue
Saughton House
Broomhouse Drive
Edinburgh
EH11 4XG

djarumdudley
19th July 2007, 01:56
triumphant return to the last word.

LeonBrooke
19th July 2007, 03:44
...by me

Rollo
19th July 2007, 04:56
Too bad that the hopes and fears of all the years are dashed from thee tonight.

LeonBrooke
19th July 2007, 04:59
Not really; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out on Saturday, so everything is right in the world.

DonnieDarco
19th July 2007, 09:26
Yep, will be queueing at midnight for it :D

LeonBrooke
19th July 2007, 09:31
For me it'll be 11:01 am on Saturday.

It's very exciting, but it'll be sad to finish the series...

DonnieDarco
19th July 2007, 09:33
I know!!! I'm also desperately hoping Harry doesn't die, too. My son was a little boy when we started reading these, now he's 16!

I should add to this please, no spoilers :D I'm aware there's been possible leakage, but I've avoided it all up to now :D

LeonBrooke
19th July 2007, 10:00
Don't worry, I hate spoilers, so I won't be posting any.

I think Harry won't die. Maybe Ron, but not Hermione or Harry. Everything's changed now - we have no idea about the structure of the story.

I think the best movie was the fourth one.

DonnieDarco
19th July 2007, 10:49
Well, we know Harry has to go find and destroy those pieces of Voldemort's soul in order to kill him.

And we know he's unlikely to be returning to Hogwarts :D

Donney
19th July 2007, 11:04
Yep, yep, it all makes sense now.... :rolleyes:

DonnieDarco
19th July 2007, 11:07
Sorry Donney, but we like HP, and its not against the law to discuss it ;) :D

CarlMetro
19th July 2007, 16:01
Where you going?
Germany, and I've just got back :wave:

Sadly, despite everyone's wishes for me to have a good trip, it wasn't ;( But heyho there you go :)

DonnieDarco
19th July 2007, 17:57
Never mind Carl, you're back now :D

schmenke
19th July 2007, 19:26
What happened Carl?

CarlMetro
19th July 2007, 20:30
I quit is what happened. I have gotten sick of spending too much time away in hotels and not seeing any benefit or receieving any thanks for doing so, so I found another job and quit my current one.

Lets just say that my resignation didn't get too good a reception ;)

MrJan
19th July 2007, 20:51
That's strange Carl, usually receptions for resignations are joyous occassions with lots of cheering, drinking and dancing. People love a good resignation party, at least they do when I quit :( ;)

DonnieDarco
19th July 2007, 21:40
Carl changes jobs more often than the rest of us have had hot dinners :D

CarlMetro
19th July 2007, 23:25
Now that's not really true is it? Unless you eat a lot of salads down there at the school of wrongness :p :

Mp3 Astra
19th July 2007, 23:42
Blimey Carl, more time for sitting on the lawn with your laptop, listening to the thwack of leather upon willow on the radio, no?

Rollo
19th July 2007, 23:42
So it's actually Harry Potter that everyone's talking about eh? I received a text message telling me that "ppl q'ing 4 new HP" and thought that it had to do with Russians standing outside of their local supermarket for the new release of brown sauce.

It all makes sense now.

Mp3 Astra
19th July 2007, 23:45
Brown sauce is definitely something worth queuing for!

CarlMetro
19th July 2007, 23:46
Yes but sadly not for long. As with any new job I've got to put a bit of effort it when I first start and by the time I can sit at home again I fear the cricket season will be over. Still, first test at Lords and the Open golf should keep me busy tomorrow :D

Mp3 Astra
19th July 2007, 23:47
Try and listen to both at the same time. Unfortunately I can't think of any gags to do with cricket and golf right now. Gutted!

CarlMetro
20th July 2007, 00:33
Oh well, never mind :D

Rollo
20th July 2007, 00:54
You'll just have to form part of the queue then.

I note that during the cricket yesterday, there were people wearing Spanish football shirts, all with "Giles 29" on the back, despite him not actually being in the test squad.

LeonBrooke
20th July 2007, 01:08
Less than 24 hours until Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is released! I cannot contain my excitement!!!!!!!!!!