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Donney
14th May 2007, 19:03
Kids ;) :D

They also enjoy the company of the LW :D

I know and very lovely from the pics you've posted.
Actually that post was an answer to Carl's but you beat me to it :dozey:

In any case the LW is mine.

schmenke
14th May 2007, 20:21
Nah, it's still with my kids :D

LeonBrooke
14th May 2007, 21:12
Then why are your kids at my place? Will you pay for the taxi home for them when I find them?

CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 21:40
I sent them there on a retrieval mission. Mission accomplished kids, you can go home now :D

LeonBrooke
14th May 2007, 21:59
That's exploitation that is. You should go to prison :D

CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 22:05
Yes true. I'll go directly to jail, not passing go and not collecting £200, just me and the LW :D

stevie_gerrard
14th May 2007, 22:11
i dont think so, the LW likes to be among the famous, not the common lot :p : ;)

CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 22:13
Well you can't get more infamous than me :D

Rollo
15th May 2007, 00:43
Mr Metro's challenge is out there.

Anyone wishing to become more infamous than he should send in an application written on the side of nuclear armed Transit van to the following address:

Prime Minister's Residence
10 Downing St
London SW1A 2AJ
UNITED KINGDOM

Plus, order in the next 15 minutes and you'll get not one but two Harrier strikes delivered straight to your door courtesy of the Royal Navy.

...all this for only 155 easy payments of £13,999,999.95

CarlMetro
15th May 2007, 01:28
Bargin, but still more expensive than stealing the LW :D

Rollo
15th May 2007, 01:59
To steal the Last Word is completely free,
but you must post after, to steal from me :D

BM
15th May 2007, 02:11
Nice to see you're all still as deluded as the last time I saw this. :up:

LeonBrooke
15th May 2007, 05:18
Deluded? Moi? But I have the LW. Everything is clear. :D

CarlMetro
15th May 2007, 08:25
Yep, clear that you don't have the LW :p :

Donney
15th May 2007, 10:10
No he doesn't.

BM
15th May 2007, 10:26
Who doesn't?

Oh yeah, you don't! :D :p :

Donney
15th May 2007, 11:52
Who, me???? I think you might be slightly wrong.

schmenke
15th May 2007, 15:33
Who is this BM fellow and what does he want with the LW?

Captain VXR
15th May 2007, 16:51
YOINK suckers

Donney
15th May 2007, 17:12
That's so rude.

djarumdudley
15th May 2007, 17:18
no, this is!

MrJan
15th May 2007, 18:31
it was

Donney
15th May 2007, 19:04
It was yours and now it is mine.

MrJan
15th May 2007, 19:21
I'm not sure it was ever mine tbh

Captain VXR
15th May 2007, 19:37
Good cause its mine

Donney
15th May 2007, 20:03
Really?

NoahsGirl
15th May 2007, 20:06
No really, it's mine

CarlMetro
15th May 2007, 20:15
Erm.......

NoahsGirl
15th May 2007, 20:33
You were erm-ing?

stevie_gerrard
15th May 2007, 21:06
no i wasnt :p :

NoahsGirl
15th May 2007, 21:28
maybe not, but you have lost the LW

Rollo
15th May 2007, 21:46
You were erm-ing?

...to erm is human... but it takes skill and guile to pinch the Last Word.

NoahsGirl
15th May 2007, 21:53
and make up dodgy puns

CarlMetro
15th May 2007, 22:28
no pun intended, however retrieving the LW was :D

djarumdudley
16th May 2007, 02:28
i'll have it back now.

Rollo
16th May 2007, 06:37
Let's all give a cheer for your location :D

LeonBrooke
16th May 2007, 09:13
??

Donney
16th May 2007, 10:10
Dear contenders, the LW is mine, as it should.

LeonBrooke
16th May 2007, 10:15
By "mine", I assume you mean mine :D

Donney
16th May 2007, 14:30
That means you're wrong

schmenke
16th May 2007, 15:15
The LW tires of all this bickering.
It is now resting comfortably with a nice cuppa chez schmenke.

Captain VXR
16th May 2007, 16:20
wrong, in the house of VXR

martinbalmer
16th May 2007, 16:41
I'm not surprised the LW tires... This has been going a very long time :eek:

I best give the LW a rest from you all :p :

Donney
16th May 2007, 16:47
Don't even try.

martinbalmer
16th May 2007, 16:49
No?

schmenke
16th May 2007, 17:15
Hey Nitro, long time no see :wave:

CarlMetro
16th May 2007, 17:21
Anyone would think you can just come back on here and steal the LW :rolleyes:

:p :

martinbalmer
16th May 2007, 20:37
I must be honest, I feel like a tourist around here :p

Sadly, in February, my Dad died. Needless to say it has been a difficult period and I've sorta kept quiet. It has also been hard to find time to post and that has equally kept me away for quite a while.

However, rest assured that I fully intend to continue to spread my own brand of stale weirdness throughout the forums well into the future...

...so the LW is mine again!

CarlMetro
16th May 2007, 23:28
As much as you have my sympathies for you loss Martin (and I do mean that), I'm afraid I cannot leave the LW with you :p :

Rollo
17th May 2007, 00:48
??

djarumdudley is in The Bronx, so it follows that a cheer for his location would be a Bronx Cheer :D

djarumdudley
17th May 2007, 04:48
too bad theres no last word in that famed cheer.

Rollo
17th May 2007, 07:07
I think you'll find that if you were in a room and there was a Bronx Cheer that it would very well much the Last Word, because there wouldn't be anyone in there afterwards.

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 09:48
I'm really sorry for your loss Nitro.

Come back here anytime, to fight it out for the LW :D

Donney
17th May 2007, 10:08
I'm sorry to hear Nitro.

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 10:11
Oh, its you :p :

Donney
17th May 2007, 11:45
Sure it's me, did you expect to keep the LW forever?

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 12:36
Yes!!! Actually :D

Donney
17th May 2007, 14:54
I'm sorry to say you are wrong (which seems to be the norm in what regards the LW...)

schmenke
17th May 2007, 15:56
Yep, DD is most definately wrong.

Donney
17th May 2007, 16:03
I'm glad we agree.

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 16:18
I'm glad you both agree too, but you are of course, utterly wrong in your assumptions :D

Captain VXR
17th May 2007, 16:24
Sorry to hear about your dad Nitro. RIP
On a brighter note the lw is buying me tickets to the BTCC final at Thruxton in October

stevie_gerrard
17th May 2007, 17:31
hey, its my birthday on saturday, why hasnt the LW bought me anything :( :( :(

djarumdudley
17th May 2007, 17:34
really? in this reality the last is actually enjoying some freshly brewed coffee with me.

Donney
17th May 2007, 18:09
That sounds nice but it isn't, it is helping me find some reading exercises.

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 18:55
No, Donney, exercise is exercise. You need to get out there and jog, reading won't help you get fit at all ;) :D

Donney
17th May 2007, 19:05
You can jog as much as you want I'll keep the LW company.

schmenke
17th May 2007, 19:33
The LW prefers my company :D

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 19:35
You can jog as much as you want I'll keep the LW company.


Have you lost the use of all smilies? :D

schmenke
17th May 2007, 19:40
Something smells around here... :s :s tareup: :uhoh: :D

CarlMetro
17th May 2007, 19:49
Play nice now children, or I'll take the LW away......................oh look, I just did :D

MrJan
17th May 2007, 20:01
ooooooooooohhhh. The weekend is drawing ever closer :disturb: Got my tickets for Wembley today but still can't quite believe. Very strang to see the words 'Wembley Stadium' and 'Exeter City' on the same ticket, especially as England haven't even played there yet. Best of all though I also have the LW :D

CarlMetro
17th May 2007, 20:03
You may have some strange tickets, sadly the LW has parted from your possession :p :

MrJan
17th May 2007, 20:13
And also from yours :laugh: (that's an evil laugh btw, not sure why but it is :p : )

Donney
17th May 2007, 20:14
Have you lost the use of all smilies? :D

No, I haven't, sorry I was a bit too lazy to use them, but I had another hour to teach and I was tired.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/signs037.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

DonnieDarco
17th May 2007, 20:15
Don't let it happen again :D

CarlMetro
17th May 2007, 20:15
:confused:

I'm afraid Miguel, like DD, you seem to be becoming a bit of an expert in being wrong, perhaps she's too good a teacher?

Perhaps this explains both her, and your, prolonged absence and the fact that you've both returned at the same time ;)

schmenke
17th May 2007, 22:11
:eek: what are you insinuating there Carl?!

Rollo
17th May 2007, 23:51
I'm presuming some sort of illicit dalliance perhaps couple with mystery and intruigue, wrapped in a conundrum; shrouded in a riddle and acted out with the efficiency of an East German tradgedy.

We can but guess eh?

CarlMetro
18th May 2007, 00:11
I was merely pointing out that both DD and Miguel have both been AWOL at around the same time.

Someone sniff Miguel and see if he smells of wee :\

Rollo
18th May 2007, 01:32
Maybe we could shine a blacklight in their direction.
Did you know that cat wee, like a stream of bat's piss both glow underneath UV lights?

djarumdudley
18th May 2007, 05:06
amazing the knowledge one can gain from the nonsense of this thread.

Rollo
18th May 2007, 06:59
Help me help me, I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water!
Was it bubbling?
No
Then it wasn't really a boiling water
I feel better already
GO SCIENCE!!!

DonnieDarco
18th May 2007, 08:30
Miguel is very strange and I don't smell of cat wee. I think that answers all your questions. :D

LeonBrooke
18th May 2007, 08:47
But I notice you're not denying having taught him how to be wrong...?

Donney
18th May 2007, 09:02
Don't let it happen again :D


Ma'am, Yes, ma'am...!!!! sir.... ma... sir... :erm:


But the LW is mine anyway. :D

djarumdudley
18th May 2007, 09:13
unfortuanately we're dealing with the present, so that statement no longer holds the same truth.

Donney
18th May 2007, 09:46
That statement was in the present, which is now the past. :confused:

I'll recover the LW in a graceful, swift movement.

LeonBrooke
18th May 2007, 13:24
...and pass it straight to me :D

Donney
18th May 2007, 14:52
That was not exactly the plan....

CarlMetro
18th May 2007, 15:05
Me then?

DonnieDarco
18th May 2007, 15:40
Definitely not you :p :

Donney
18th May 2007, 16:15
The plan was that I kept the LW.

Do I have to explain everything, kids?

Captain VXR
18th May 2007, 16:37
Apart from explanations mean nothing to me and the last word. Half communist, half last word mutants are on the way...

djarumdudley
18th May 2007, 17:39
you'll have to put that plan on hold as the last word is now here.

Donney
18th May 2007, 18:41
That has an easy solution http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/char133.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Captain VXR
18th May 2007, 20:28
you'll have to put that plan on hold as the last word is now here.

Apart from I have the last word and it's dna samples.

CarlMetro
19th May 2007, 02:00
Well I'll leave you with you samples, and take the LW :D

DonnieDarco
19th May 2007, 05:20
Donney is a gangsta!! Who'd have thunk it :D

djarumdudley
19th May 2007, 07:38
wohoo, late night stuck at work last word!

DonnieDarco
19th May 2007, 09:03
Errr.................yay? :D

stevie_gerrard
19th May 2007, 11:53
birthday LW for me :D

DonnieDarco
19th May 2007, 12:17
Yes, and I've made a special err, request for the chocolate cake already :D

Donney
19th May 2007, 15:34
Me and the LW we'll go and fetch it. Wait for us..... :D

DonnieDarco
19th May 2007, 17:05
Yeah, not falling for that one! Fork it over :D

djarumdudley
19th May 2007, 18:55
Mine!!

Captain VXR
19th May 2007, 21:30
all mine, the last word enjoyed Japfest

stevie_gerrard
20th May 2007, 00:43
non-birthday LW for me :p :

CarlMetro
20th May 2007, 02:03
I know many of you will have been disappointed recently with the lack of 'munching' LW's but I'm pleased to announce that they're back and, as a special treat for all you collectors out there, this one is a very rare Weetabix munching LW :lips:

LeonBrooke
20th May 2007, 09:01
That's great news! The LW and I shall celebrate :)

DonnieDarco
20th May 2007, 09:52
How many? :D

CarlMetro
20th May 2007, 19:29
Only four :D

Captain VXR
20th May 2007, 19:48
My lw, I'm launching a lw shaped rice crispies square :)

djarumdudley
20th May 2007, 21:51
you'll need to put that on hold while i have the last word.

CarlMetro
20th May 2007, 22:07
That was brief, but some would say too long :p :

DonnieDarco
20th May 2007, 23:29
I definitely would :D

CarlMetro
20th May 2007, 23:37
Nearly as long as you :eek:

stevie_gerrard
21st May 2007, 00:36
i think youve had long enough.

djarumdudley
21st May 2007, 05:00
time's expired for you too.

Rollo
21st May 2007, 06:54
Time to feed the meter.

Donney
21st May 2007, 10:16
And I'll get the LW.

Captain VXR
21st May 2007, 16:21
Now me!!!

stevie_gerrard
21st May 2007, 23:51
who forgot to bring the birthday cake? :p :

DonnieDarco
22nd May 2007, 07:55
You!!! I'm still waiting :p :

CarlMetro
22nd May 2007, 08:10
Nobody forgot it, we all ate it before you got here :lips: It was chocolate cake too :D

DonnieDarco
22nd May 2007, 09:22
Shut it Porky :) :D

Donney
22nd May 2007, 10:19
:facelick: Chocolate....... mmmmmhhhh....

schmenke
22nd May 2007, 15:44
Who doesn't like chocolate? :D

Captain VXR
22nd May 2007, 16:07
Me and the lw are having a chocolate cake each!!!

Donney
22nd May 2007, 16:24
Bring us some!

CarlMetro
22nd May 2007, 17:40
Sorry :lips: ...........................it's :facelick: ......................too late :burp: .....................it's all gone :D

And I'm not Porky, I'm just big boned ;(

Donney
22nd May 2007, 19:10
Me too but the LW likes me anyhow. :)

MrJan
22nd May 2007, 21:14
Boo

CarlMetro
22nd May 2007, 21:43
Wha?

Rollo
22nd May 2007, 23:55
Have you been drinking water again? :D

djarumdudley
22nd May 2007, 23:58
playing hooky from work last word.

Rollo
23rd May 2007, 02:33
I was listening to A Day In The Life by The Beatles this morning. Just to refresh your memory, the lyrics go like this:
I read the news today, Oh boy!
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.
And though the holes were rather small,
They had to count them all;
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

What you probably don't realise however is where that original comment came from in the first place:
The Daily Mail
January 17, 1967

According to road surveys carried out by the Ministry of Transport in conjunction with The Lancashire County Roads Office, there are more than 4000 holes in the road in Blackburn, Lancashire, or one twenty-sixth of a hole per person. If Blackburn is typical then there are over two million holes in Britain's roads and 300 000 in London.

Now by inference if there is 1/26th of a hole per person, and the Royal Albert Hall holds 5,544 people including standing in the Gallery due to fire and safety restrictions, then it follows that this Grade I listed building requires a mere 213 holes to fill it, which is hardly what one would call a "Sea of Holes" at all is it?

stevie_gerrard
23rd May 2007, 02:43
i always wondered where that lyric came from.

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 08:14
Well you wonder no more, just like you not having the LW :D

djarumdudley
23rd May 2007, 08:23
too bad your suffering from the same affliction.

Donney
23rd May 2007, 09:20
No worries here. :D

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 10:01
Oh no! I've been afflicted with the LW :D

Donney
23rd May 2007, 10:42
Oh God poor LW I'll save it from thee!!!!.

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 12:11
No save required, it's quite happy where it is :D

Donney
23rd May 2007, 14:42
I know the LW is happy there.

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 15:49
Been taking lessons from DD too?

schmenke
23rd May 2007, 16:21
DD should take some lessons on bathing... :erm:

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 16:51
.........or at least change her socks once in a while ;)

DonnieDarco
23rd May 2007, 16:51
Shut it, lard ass :D

Dang it! That lard ass was meant for schmenkeeeee ;)

Donney
23rd May 2007, 17:05
Poor schmenke if only he had the LW to help him..... (but he doesn't) http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/whacky017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 17:07
Looks like DD's getting slow in her old age :p :

Captain VXR
23rd May 2007, 17:11
The last word sends you all chocolate cake :facelick: and me and it are having double portions :D

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 17:14
Pig

djarumdudley
23rd May 2007, 18:27
the last word has had enough cake, gonna take it jogging to work some of those calories off.

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 18:46
Jogging?

schmenke
23rd May 2007, 18:55
Since when does the LW enjoy jogging? :s

Donney
23rd May 2007, 19:20
He's wrong because he does not have the LW, but don't let him know, we don't wanna hurt his feelings. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic012.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

DonnieDarco
23rd May 2007, 19:45
Mum's the word then ;)

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 21:36
Since when does the LW enjoy jogging? :s

Since when did anyone enjoy jogging?

stevie_gerrard
23rd May 2007, 23:03
i enjoy jogging :p :

CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 23:04
Yeah, but you're weird :p :

djarumdudley
24th May 2007, 04:49
the last word was needed for moral support, as jogging is about enjoyable as being catapaulted into a brick wall.

CarlMetro
24th May 2007, 08:47
Well unless you were running a marathon, you must have finished by now, so I'll take the LW from here.

LeonBrooke
24th May 2007, 09:09
Greetings everyone :)

I've been away for a while, spending all my waking hours in the computer lab at university, but a lot of work has been created.

I'll keep the LW for a while to help me de-stress :D

CarlMetro
24th May 2007, 09:13
How long is 'a while'? Was that about right?

Donney
24th May 2007, 09:52
It has been enough for you, definitely.

CarlMetro
24th May 2007, 09:59
No it's never enough for me ;)

DonnieDarco
24th May 2007, 12:03
You're.........insatiable! :D

Donney
24th May 2007, 12:15
He'll get sick one day.... :D

Captain VXR
24th May 2007, 16:17
I won't :D

Donney
24th May 2007, 17:38
You should not take unnecessary risks.

schmenke
24th May 2007, 17:47
The LW is in need of some long-term stability...
So it'll be with me for quite some time...

djarumdudley
24th May 2007, 17:48
you should stop thinking you still have the last word.

MrJan
24th May 2007, 19:21
After much careful thought over the past few days I have come to the decision that league football is over-rated and pointless. Everyone knows that non-league is where the real talent and difficult football is :mark:

DonnieDarco
24th May 2007, 21:07
Right........................I'm 'aving the LW. :D

Rollo
25th May 2007, 00:29
I'll 'ave what she's 'aving :p

djarumdudley
25th May 2007, 04:55
i'll 'ake what you 'ad.

LeonBrooke
25th May 2007, 05:06
No you won't :D

Rollo
25th May 2007, 05:40
I'll have hake, haddock, hokkien, horseradish and hassenpfeffer.

This post has been brought to you by the letter...


R

CarlMetro
25th May 2007, 08:15
I don't buy my posts, I do steal the LW though :D

stevie_gerrard
25th May 2007, 10:29
no u dont, no-ones allowed to steal it, just borrow it :p :

CarlMetro
25th May 2007, 10:34
Ok then, I will :D

Donney
25th May 2007, 11:06
I'll solve that....

schmenke
25th May 2007, 14:49
That's quite enough BB... mine now.

DonnieDarco
25th May 2007, 15:22
What's Hassenpfeffer? Hokkien sounds like something my cat might cough up, but I'm sure its not :D

CarlMetro
25th May 2007, 16:27
German rabbit stew :D

Captain VXR
25th May 2007, 16:37
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....




































Says the lw

CarlMetro
25th May 2007, 16:39
Can't beat a bit of rabbit stew and dumplings on a cold winter's night :lips:

LeonBrooke
25th May 2007, 17:10
I nominate pizza.

schmenke
25th May 2007, 18:45
Ooh! The LW loves pizza! :D

DonnieDarco
25th May 2007, 23:10
Everyone loves pizza :D

djarumdudley
26th May 2007, 05:47
motion seconded!

Captain VXR
26th May 2007, 08:49
Everyone loves pizza :D

I love it too although vegans may not unless there is a vegan (soya?) cheese alternative available.
Me and the last word are having a Pizza Hut pizza tonight :facelick:
Edit vegan cheese does exist http://www.vegansociety.com/html/food/catering_and_cookery/vcheese.php

CarlMetro
26th May 2007, 12:08
Rather rare this one , but it's a midday 'munching' LW :s hock: What's even more shocking is that it's cheese on toast :\

stevie_gerrard
26th May 2007, 13:48
im having pizza for lunch :)

Donney
26th May 2007, 15:26
I already had lunch and I'm enjoying coffee woth the LW

DonnieDarco
26th May 2007, 19:02
I'm about to have toast with butter and Marmite................YUM :D

Captain VXR
26th May 2007, 21:24
Me and the lw enjoyed pizza hut

CarlMetro
27th May 2007, 02:54
Almost back to normality with the 'munching' LW's, but yet another rare collectors item as this mornings particular munch is cornflakes :lips:

LeonBrooke
27th May 2007, 07:58
The LW has spent the day with me playing computer Solitaire :D

Captain VXR
27th May 2007, 10:31
Game's up Leon, sunday lw

CarlMetro
27th May 2007, 12:13
The LW has spent the day with me playing computer Solitaire :D

How could you subject it to such torture? :s hock:

MrJan
27th May 2007, 17:55
I thought the LW had spent most of the day drilling my head from the inside. I guess it must just have been a hangover.

Captain VXR
27th May 2007, 20:27
I thought the LW had spent most of the day drilling my head from the inside. I guess it must just have been a hangover.

T'was a hangover says the lw

Rollo
28th May 2007, 01:25
Tsk tsk tsk. Over medication by fermented vegetable products to produce an organic alkyl hydroxyl.

Save water, drink beer :D

Donney
28th May 2007, 10:20
Nice piece of advice. I'll share one with the LW this evening.

CarlMetro
28th May 2007, 12:32
I won't force the LW to share, it can have one all to itself from me :D

stevie_gerrard
28th May 2007, 13:36
Lucky LW :p :

Donney
28th May 2007, 14:53
Lucky to be with me, you mean? :D

CarlMetro
28th May 2007, 15:15
With you?

schmenke
28th May 2007, 16:10
With me!

Donney
28th May 2007, 17:32
No not you, me!

NoahsGirl
28th May 2007, 18:41
No, with me!

DonnieDarco
28th May 2007, 18:59
But..................I don't like beer! :D

NoahsGirl
28th May 2007, 19:05
Neither does the LW so it's here with me

Donney
28th May 2007, 19:18
I'm sorry but you are wrong. The LW likes beer.

NoahsGirl
28th May 2007, 19:22
The LW told me that it doesn't like beer - are you calling it a liar?

Donney
28th May 2007, 20:08
Never, you just happen to have a fake LW. :D

NoahsGirl
28th May 2007, 20:09
I have the certificate to prove the LW, which I have, is the real deal!

schmenke
28th May 2007, 21:00
The certificate is a fake :p :

Captain VXR
28th May 2007, 22:03
I have the lw

djarumdudley
28th May 2007, 22:30
you stand corrected

Rollo
29th May 2007, 01:30
The University of Rollo hereby confers on this day to Mr Djarumdudley the degree of a Bachelor of Wrongosity majoring in:
Wrongitude
Wrongculus
Wrongonomics
and
Wrongography

In other words - you couldn't be any more wrong if it was the Wrongth day of Wrongember during the middle of the Festival of Wrong. You're not just in the Wrong Zone, you're Mayor of the Zone.

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 08:19
Was his teacher DD?

DonnieDarco
29th May 2007, 09:47
Thats one detention for Carl, go sit in a corner. :D

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 09:56
Ok, but I'm taking the LW for company :D

Donney
29th May 2007, 10:24
No, the LW is innocent.

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 10:33
Not as innocent as you think ;)

Donney
29th May 2007, 11:19
Wise enough to know it prefers my company. :)

DonnieDarco
29th May 2007, 12:20
You know Donney, that we know that you know that bonwhatsisface is a ****er :D

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 12:59
What? :confused:

DonnieDarco
29th May 2007, 14:50
Nothing to see here Carl, move along please :D

Donney
29th May 2007, 14:58
You know Donney, that we know that you know that bonwhatsisface is a ****er :D

I though I was annoying and no one cared about what I posted, I was soooo sad after his harsh words. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad007.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Thank God the LW helped me to feel much better
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy077.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 15:01
Well.......................OK..................... now that's cleared up then :confused:

I guess you feel better and don't need the LW anymore :p :

Donney
29th May 2007, 15:36
I feel better but it is the LW who needs me and I can't say no to such a lovely thing.

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 16:14
Why would it need you when it has me?

DonnieDarco
29th May 2007, 17:07
Well, thats easy!! Because it has you! :D

Donney
29th May 2007, 17:13
The LW still wants to be with me.

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 17:38
Shame it's with me then :p :

Donney
29th May 2007, 18:16
Have you kidnapped the LW?

schmenke
29th May 2007, 18:17
The LW has escaped and has happily returned to me :D

Donney
29th May 2007, 19:05
I'm glad to know it is free but is not so happy with you.

Captain VXR
29th May 2007, 20:19
yeah, happy with me

MrJan
29th May 2007, 20:31
I just farted, it smells quite nasty :cheese:

DonnieDarco
29th May 2007, 23:31
You animal!! I left a decent interval but it still whiffs in here, what the heck have you been eating?!? :D

CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 23:48
Still smells better than your 'perfume' :p :

(sorry! schmenke made me say it)

DonnieDarco
30th May 2007, 00:26
Oh, I bet he did :p : My perfume is Ysatis and I can assure you, it smells yummy :D

CarlMetro
30th May 2007, 00:27
My perfume is Ysatis

Isn't that Arabic for cat wee? :p :

Rollo
30th May 2007, 00:48
Sir Winston Churchill used to drink his own wee, but I don't think he ever stooped so low as to drink his cat's. That's just feral! YUK!

stevie_gerrard
30th May 2007, 00:59
wow, you learn something every day :p :