If God had a name

[Eki]

what would it be?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Colin

[odykas]

odykas

[jim mcglinchey]

..and yeah yeah God is great, yeah yeah God is good etc....

[DonnieDarco]

Dave.

[Eki]

I would probably go with Al myself. You can't get any shorter or succinct than that. Some great Als:


http://hooahwife.com/images/Al-Bundy.jpg
Al Bundy

http://www.sustainability.com/network/images/global_infl/al_gore.jpg
Al Gore

[donKey jote]

Lewis :dozey: :p :

[Sleeper]

Ronnie

[CarlMetro]

I reckon it would be Bob, not enough Bob's in this world :)

[schmenke]

Simple logic really...

God = The Great One = Wayne Gretzky

[CarlMetro]

Simple logic really...

God = The Great One = Wayne Gretzky

Surely if you're following that logic then it would be either Michael or Tiger ;)

[schmenke]

Tiger drives like an angel.

Michael drives like the devil.

:D

[stevie_gerrard]

without a doubt, it would be called Bob. :) it is the best name for any man, and i'm not even called Bob (even though i want to be :p : )

[oily oaf]

What a futile thread!
I thought it was common knowledge that The Lord's name is "Harold"
Surely even the most died in the wool atheists among you are familiar with the revealing couplet in The Lord's Prayer which quite categorically states:
Our Father who art in Heaven
Harold be thy name.

Thank me later
The Right Bloody Reverend Arsebishop of Leighton Buzzard

[gadjo_dilo]

He doesn't need a name because he's unique and can't be mixed with any of us. :laugh:
More than that it's usually the creator who gives his name to his inventions/experiments/creations not viceversa.

[Hawkmoon]

More than that it's usually the creator who gives his name to his inventions/experiments/creations not viceversa.

That's what were doing, isn't it? ;)

I have it on good authority that God's name is in fact Barry.

This becomes patently obvious when you look at how absurd this world of ours is. It can only be the work of a Barry.

[Donney]

Enzo.

[Woodeye]

It should be Homer.

[Flat.tyres]

actually, god is her first name. The last is "forsaken". ;)

[Captain VXR]

It apparently is Cpt. VXR :p

[Azumanga Davo]

Aloysius

[jens]

It would be Unknown. As no-one knows, what or who "God" exactly is, then the name should be confusing too. :p :

[Ian McC]

Imagine Eki's horror if it was George! ;)

[CharlieJ]

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned it yet, but you're all missing the obvious...

God (or the concept of) is completely illogical, so she must be a woman........

Geraldine Ophelia Diane

:eek:

[millencolin]

Darren Lockyer... god has a last name too

[Sandfly]

Gym Kneel, DDiv.

[Thor]

I have a name it is THOR

[Valve Bounce]

what would it be?
James Hird

[Racehound]

if Gods name could be uttered by any person with the intelligence to work it out or realize what this name is then it would have the most amazing effect on humanity!!!!!!......the name of the Creator is like a chant or mantra of some sort and when spoken out loud is a sound never before heard on Earth;....only on the day we are all set to become part of the ethereal will we hear the name of our Superior!......it will be told to us by Him!! personally i think its Maria Sharapova :)

[Dave B]

Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel.

[millencolin]

James Hird


im pretty sure god can do more than kick a ball between some sticks :p :

[Mark in Oshawa]

Bob, as in "Bob's yur uncle"

[Captain VXR]

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