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Coulthard Fan
24th September 2012, 22:57
Hiya guys and gals
Just a bit of fun really what would be your dream team?

Drivers Hamilton and Calado
Reserve Driver Joleyn Palmer
Engine Mercedes
Team Name South Coast Speed
Sponsors Rolex, Powerade and British Airways
Team Boss Jackie Stewart

rjbetty
25th September 2012, 00:06
Hi DC fan,

Jackie Stewart: "Oooh noooo, ah' trayed that befoore (being a team boss). Weeey teooo streeeessf'l f'r meee."

Like the team name though.

Hamilton to announce that he is neither joining Mercedes or staying with McLaren. He is driving for South Coast Speed.

TheFamousEccles
25th September 2012, 02:27
Hmm, dream you say?

Drivers: Me and Giles Villeneuve
Reserve: My mate Graham (he is old and farty, but beats me in a go cart on occasion. He wouldnt want a lead drive, not enough time to flirt with brolly dollies)
Car: Ferrari (really, what else?)
Manager: Flavio Briatore (because he is such a sneaky ****e, and you need that in a good manager, and for the babes - am I alone in wandering how such an un-handsome individual gets to squire so many gorgeous women? Money I guess)
Team name: Scuderia Goose Veloce
Sponsors: Coopers brewery, Playboy, Viagra

Tazio
25th September 2012, 03:01
Flavio Briatore (because he is such a sneaky ****e, and you need that in a good manager, and for the babes - am I alone in wandering how such an un-handsome individual gets to squire so many gorgeous women?
He has a certain je ne sais quoi :)
Love your team Ecc' ;)

rjbetty
25th September 2012, 03:10
Team: Asda F1 Team

Engine: Cosworth V10
Drivers: Sébastien Loeb, Matthew Wilson (2 drivers who are having a change) and Me (good idea Eccles) (3 car teams are allowed)
Reserve: Olivier Beretta (deserves another go I think)
Main Sponsors: Asda, George, walmart ad (https://www.weeklyads2.com/walmart/)
Colour: Green, White, Black
Team Boss: Dave Richards (He's very good I think, and also has a rally background)

rjbetty
25th September 2012, 03:19
Team: Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) F1 Team

Team Boss: Colin Kolles
Engine: Cosworth
Chassis: Dallara
Drivers: Bruno Senna and Karun Chandhok
Reserve: Christian Klien
Colour: Dark Grey, Orange and White
Sponsors: None

Oh hang on...

rjbetty
25th September 2012, 03:22
Ok I got it! Here's the ultimate dream team!

Team: British American Racing
Drivers: Jacques Villeneuve & Ricardo Zonta
Team Boss: Craig Pollock
Chassis: Reynard
Engine: Honda V10
Sponsors: Lucky Strike and 555 (on separate cars, and being allowed!)
Slogan: A tradition of excellence (even though we've just started)

Now this has GOTTA ROCK!! Surely.

darkos
30th September 2012, 09:09
Mika Hakkinen
Ayrton Senna

Those two would be unbeatable

gm99
30th September 2012, 19:39
Mika Hakkinen
Ayrton Senna

Those two would be unbeatable

Unless they're up against Alain Prost in a Williams-Renault ;)

heliocastroneves#3
30th September 2012, 23:27
Drivers: Me and King Hiro
Reserve: Tarso Marques
Car: Lola
Manager: Huub Rothengatter
Team name: Two Laps Down
Sponsors: Panasonic and Randstad

D-Type
30th September 2012, 23:49
He has a certain je ne sais quoi :)
Love your team Ecc' ;)
Un grand Guillaume? and lotsa money

tfp
1st October 2012, 00:16
Eddie irvine and Jos verstappen :D :D :D

rjbetty
1st October 2012, 03:04
Eddie irvine and Jos Verstappen :D :D :D

Oh yeah 2 of my favourites! But instead of as a driver, how about

Boss: Jos


P.S. I have to say I was really fond of Jos. He was dynamic, combative, exciting, rainmaster, had a personality.

Shame he was so slow... :)

rjbetty
1st October 2012, 19:36
His convictions for beating up his wife also taint the opinion he is a nice guy too IMO.

:eek: Wow. Ohh I knew he got into a fight at a kart track a while back...

tfp
2nd October 2012, 00:36
:eek: Wow. Ohh I knew he got into a fight at a kart track a while back...

I liked him aswel :D I can still remember the fire...

Fighting at a kart track? I hadnt heard that one, what hapenned there? whats he done this time :p

Henners, are you sure it was a wife beat? I thought they had an argument, so he got in his car and ran her over? :s mokin: Oh dear!!

A FONDO
5th October 2012, 23:11
No1 driver: Alonso
No2 driver: Perez
aero engineers: RBR's
engine: Mercedes
pit crew: Ferrari's

Zico
5th October 2012, 23:27
No1 driver: Alonso
No2 driver: Perez
aero engineers: RBR's
engine: Mercedes
pit crew: Ferrari's


I'll wait to see how Perez gets on next year at McLaren before I settle on him 100%, but other than that, yep... that would be the dream team for me also!

Garry Walker
6th October 2012, 08:11
I would take Senna and Schumacher at their prime as drivers and would be the team boss myself. Oh the fun I would have trying to keep things between those two normal.

markabilly
6th October 2012, 19:14
Hamilton and schuie........opps......