Let's write a neverending story!

[iva.rpm]

This game works this way: you have to complete what the person above you posted. Use your immagination and let's have some fun ;) .

Laura was a little girl. She was playing with her friends on the street, when she fell on the floor. Then Laura...

[joeyz_f1]

...went to the hospital and had to...

[gadjo_dilo]

....be examined. But the doctor who started that was a fake doctor. He stole the identity of a real one just because he....




P.s. a floor on the street? :confused:

[joeyz_f1]

...stole the fake doctor's cake three years ago...

[gadjo_dilo]

....beacuse he remembered that between the 2 world wars the real doc's uncle ( John ) was in love with Mary who worked as a nurse in that hospital and her brother who between the 2 world wars worked as a teacher at the school Laura is attending now helped him to marry her despite the fact that the fake's doc step father was wooing her for years. The cake proved to be poisoned so.....

[joeyz_f1]

the real doctor died but the fake doctor kept that a secret to help with the identity-stealing. The fake doctor stole all of the real doctor's possessions and launched the real doctor's corpse into the Grand Canyon...

[gadjo_dilo]

....but not before having plastic surgery that made him look like the real one. He even developed an excellent relationship with John and Mary who are now in their 80's and very rich. When he saw Laura.....

[joeyz_f1]

...he was nervous because he did not earn proper qualification to be a doctor, only the stolen paperwork he got from the real one. The real doctor was known for being one of the best doctors in the city, so if the fake doctor screwed up his true identity would probably be revealed...

[gadjo_dilo]

....so he started to think a stratagem that could make him break the dreadlock. The solution came quickly and was almost brilliant: he.....

[joeyz_f1]

...pretended he had amnesia and he could not take any more patients because he could not remember how to help them...

[gadjo_dilo]

....It worked and he was sent to a clinic in Arizona for recovery. The programme for the patients included a visit to the Grand Canyon so our doctor woke up one morning ready to face.....

[steveaki13]

....a morning hike down the canyon, but just then a huge unidentified Flying Object loomed large above him. Then with mouth wide open.......

[Donney]

... he fell on his knees and looking imploringly to the huge, shiny object he raised his arms and shaking them rhythmically he begged the alliens to take him with them...

[steveaki13]

...which they did. As he arrived on the ship amid bright glaring lights, a dark figure came forth and pointed to the earthling. Then a shakey voice said. "njdolxm dke edsjm skwll" (Well he wouldnt speak english would he), which when translated meant......

[gadjo_dilo]

.."misiunea mea este sa-mi omor timpul, a lui este sa ma omoare pe mine. Ne intelegem bine, ca intre asasini". ( why should we translate alien's words in English since the alien was a philosopher and English is not the language of great philosophers? But for the continuity of the story it means "my mission is to kill time and time's is to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers"......

[Tazio]

..especially when the aliens demonstrated how beautiful and utilitarian Uranus is. Understandably the so called doctor never wanted to leave until suddenly he felt a......

[gadjo_dilo]

..sweet sleepy state. Soon he felt asleep but when he woke up he wasn't alone anymore. A person who looked exactly like himself was staring at him. His first thought was that he was cloned and became anxious. Now what he didn't know was that aliens found the corpse of the real doc ( which is strange since he was thrown into the Grand Canyon ) and managed to bring him to life again. The real doc leaned on the fake one and gave him a passionate kiss. The reaction of the fake ( who otherwise sustained gay marriages ) was.....

[Tazio]

...decidedly homosexual and perplexed wondered silently whether this was an act of incest, necrophilia, good old sodomy, or all the above. His ruminations were interrupted by....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....little Laura who also was aboard trying to reiterate the experience that the Moldovan Roman Yacubov, lead singer of the band Zdob si Zdub, described in the memorable hit 'the gypsy and the UFO'' . She was obsessed with that song after she followed a terrible fight on Motorsport forums between gadjo dilo and Captain Raiden. When she saw the two lookalike doctors she.....

[Tazio]

...wondered how long it would be until the LSD she was fried on started to wear off. She couldn't possibly have known it at the time but she was actually a character in a Kafka story (which we all know never end well). Just than the gay doctors...

[gadjo_dilo]

....remembered they however used to be straight and...

[Tazio]

....started looking at little Laura lustily. Laura who was a randy little minx in her own right wondered.....

[gadjo_dilo]

....why the two old satyrs were staring but then remembered the doc from the hospital. However(LSD effect?) she couldn't understand why the doc was multiplied by 2 and shyly asked....

[Tazio]

:....."if you have five dollars I will.....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....leave the ship and take the first bus to my school leaving the two of you to live in peace and harmony just like the members of F1 forum long to do. The 2 lotharios started to check their pockets but instead of money the real doc found....

[Tazio]

....his prescription pad, with which he wrote little Laura a prescription for Rohypnol, although he told her it was acne medication. When little Laura finally awoke from the Ruffies she suffered no anxiety about her adolescent acne, however she noticed a definite hitch in her giddy up. Perplexed at first she eventually reconciled herself to....

[gadjo_dilo]

(I'm afraid my English is too poor to understand what you mean but I try to continue )


...the idea that the drugs don't work, they just make you worse but she knew she'd see their faces again. Then she started to....

[Firstgear]

......explode. (well that's how my son always continues/ends these stories) Her zits were going off like fireworks. She screamed "What the....

[steveaki13]

.....f***.....

[gadjo_dilo]

...am I doing here? I'd better return to Earth, but somehow I have to punish the docs by taking them with me. Her plan was to....

[Firstgear]

...She stretched out her arms, pointing at both doctors and broke into song "Oh doctor doctor, Can't you see I'm burning burning, Oh doctor doctor, Is this love I'm feeling?" The doctors recognized this '80's hit instantly and....

[gadjo_dilo]

....were impressed but suddenly Laura started to sing the 90"s hit that I can't name on a family forum without risking a ban:
_0y9fBUQd14
The doctors were shocked that....



(Hey! Where did the previous post disappear? Now my song doesn't make sense...)

[Tazio]

:s tareup: :s ailor:

[steveaki13]

....she was actually Lionel Richie in disguise. At that moment the doctors............

[gadjo_dilo]

...decided to become blood brothers, abandoned ship ( by jumping into the Grand Canyon :p )and went home to claim the fortune of John and Mary. What they didn't know was....

[steveaki13]

.....that John and Mary were International gangsters and had made alot of very nasty and dangerous enemies while they.............

[gadjo_dilo]

...they were young between the two world wars. Now they......

[Tazio]

....ran an extortion racket on the south side of Chicago. Mary, a former working gurl, and successful madam was slinging crack and trim out of her Bugatti Veyron while John was shaking down small business owners for protection money. Little Laura's former bf Tripod (who had sworn he would kill her as soon as he got out of the joint) was doing a ten-spot for....

[gadjo_dilo]

(Hey! Read the story! Mary was a nurse...)
.....a guy from Russian mafia who....

[Tazio]

...who he took the fall for, only to find out Little Laura had put the horns on him as she started a torrid affair with the self same Cossack in Pridnestrovye while purchasing AK 47's she was going to flip to the Anglo-Mafia in exchange for a cherry BRM P261. But the British scumbags...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....managed to make Tripod work as a bodyguard ( in the past they were called 'gorillas') for Carmen, John&Mary's adopted daughter who between the two world wars used to.....

[Tazio]

...travel extensively in Europe, and at one time it was suggested that Eugene Ionesco was her illegitimate son (something that was later discredited). However there is compelling evidence that while running guns for the Nationals in the Spanish Civil War, she had a relationship with Salvador Dali to whom she bore a son. Their offspring ….

[gadjo_dilo]

.....is in fact Laura's father who was kidnapped by the gypsies when he was 2 y.o. (between the two WW of course). These days he....

[Tazio]

...sells CD's on the boardwalk in Venice Beach, where he also plays guitar while juggling. His wife is from the San Fernando Valley, Pacoima to be precise. She once had two hole in ones in the same round while competing in the Wintertime Open at the Oak Grove Frisbee Golf Course in La Cañada. They also enjoy...

[gadjo_dilo]

....watching Colombian telenovelas and secretly dream of becoming extras in such productions. Unlike them, little ( BTW, we should decide how little she is ) Laura has different dreams. She desperately wants to become a.....

[Tazio]

...proctologist so she can...

[gadjo_dilo]

...do what people more clever than me can explain. Unfortunately her parents don't agree with her choice because...

[Koz]

..they are aware that she had in the past provided rim jobs, a skill taught to her by billy's missus, in order to support her LSD habbit..

[steveaki13]

....meanwhile in Oslo......

[gadjo_dilo]

.....so they do their best to change her mind. They decided to send her to.....

[gadjo_dilo]

Too late....
In Oslo was thee Eurovision contest and Laura was sent to support Cezar (Romanian entry ). His voice was...

[Tazio]

…changed dramatically after little Laura gave him an armature proctologic examination. However Cezar discovered his falsetto had more range and decided to incorporate new music into his act. Cezar chose...

[gadjo_dilo]

.... a Dracula suit to impress the public and the press but Laura suggested that the show should....

[steveaki13]

.....be moved to Tanzania, where her older brother was being held hostage by pirates, but there was one major problem....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....as Cezar's mother had a former lover there in the times when Ceausescu developed a strong friendship with African leaders and a lot of african young people studied in Bucharest. Unfortunately she ended up by falling in love with a massai and the Tanzanian who now is the minister of finance is now determined to punish her. But if Romanians have ever a quality that's ingeniosity and Cesar who's not exception to the rule decided to...

[D-Type]

... suggest a move to somewhere else as Tanzania was unsuitable. But no to discriminate against Tanzania, he sent XXX's* missus and her friend YYY's* missus who both like that sort of thing, Then he thought about Rumania, but ...



* names removed by a moderator in case XXX or YYY decide to sue the forum

[gadjo_dilo]

...because people don't generally know where this country is ( not to mention that some can't even spell its name correctly like a certain moderator whose name I'll keep secret in case he decides to ban me for licentious writing on a family forum) and except for Nadia Comaneci, Ilie Nastase and Hagi, they never heard about a decent romanian, Cezar decided that even the contest is about European songs, it could take place in USA, or better said in Laura's hometown where John and Mary could be sponsors as most European countries avoid organization for financial reason. He thought that it also could be a good opportunity to promote European cultural values to some big heads who think their country is the center of the universe. In exchange Americans would have a good reason to use again their impressive arsenal of personal guns so at tthe end of the day everybody would be happy. So prepearings for the contest started in L's town which is.....

[Tazio]

...French Lick Indiana, where little Laura first learned to play the oboe. As a general rule the inhabitants of French Lick don't cotton to "feriners", but little Laura won them over by exposing...

[gadjo_dilo]

... some pics of Cezar that were taken on the nudist beach of 2 Mai - Vama Veche during the years he was a "country's hawk''. They were impressed by.......

[steveaki13]

....the size of her.....

[gadjo_dilo]

...pictures....

[Tazio]

...of Cezar's flugelhorn, which was little Laura's inspration for getting down on the oboe. The two are rumored to be starting up their own band named "Doctor....

[gadjo_dilo]

......Dick''. A homage to Laura's godfather Richard who passed away 2 years ago of......

[steveaki13]

...a rare tropical diesease. Which Old Dickie had picked up while trekking in the African Jungle. He was there doing vital research into.....

[gadjo_dilo]

....wild life and was raped by a orang-outang who thought (let's suppose he could think ) that our Dickie was a......

[gadjo_dilo]

....wild life and was raped by a he-gorilla who thought (let's suppose he could think ) that our Dickie was a......

[Tazio]

...bitch in hest, so the Gorila taught Dickie how to chirp in thr key of yodel, and lady it wssn't pretty, as Dickey was almost hosed to death, He now goes by the name....

[gadjo_dilo]

...Gorilla Joe and has performances twice/week in a waterpark from Norman, Oklahoma. He's still interested in wild life and...

[briere]

This message is simply matchless ;)

[Tazio]

...Gorilla Joe and has performances twice/week in a waterpark from Norman, Oklahoma. He's still interested in wild life and...
is currently working on his masters degree at The University of Oklahoma School of Zoology, and is romantically involved with the tambourine player for Doctor Dick.....Duwana Slipthedicktomy. Duwana is also a virtuoso on the...

[TheFamousEccles]

...flute, zither and leather euphonium...

[gadjo_dilo]

...although her best skill is touching the sensitive chord of human soul, quality that helped her to....

[Tazio]

...take on the entire University of Oklahoma Football team, plus the cheerleaders ;) in one night. Which in turn helped her run a successful campaign for President of "The Associated Student Body" Her exceptional school spirit is only matched by her silky smooth, perfectly groomed....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....dark skin -an asset that was taken into account when.....

[steveaki13]

....modelling for a local magazine. Laura would return to the US where some strange happens had occurred near the Grand Canyon. At first she was puzzled but it turned on that John and Marys legacy of violence and poor nursing! Was worse than feared. On her return to the scene of the UFO abduction she found that John was responsible for......

[gadjo_dilo]

....cutting in pieces one of the aliens after a close encounter of the third kind. Poor ET just wanted to make sure that the 2 doctors landed well when he faced old John who was liberating stress by shooting and hit the ET by mistake. Hee chopped the corpse to lose evidence butt was caaught in the act by alien's gf. Now the only one who could stop the beginning of a stars war was Laura who......

[Tazio]

...quickly implimented and then demonstrated that when ridden properly, ( as demonstrated by Barbarella) The Excessive Machine the brain child of the evil Dr Durand Durand, was a natural for little Laura due to her special talent of "touching the sensitive chord of human soul, a quality that helped her to" turn all the alien babez into superfreaks who couldn't get enough :dork: ing from their bf's. The Aliens (bf's and babez) decided to turn a portion of The Grand Canyon National Park into a state of the art Library, and research institute for the study of sexual fulfillment. Billy's missus was selected as it's first....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J04gTJvynjg

[gadjo_dilo]

...object of study. Poor thing was supposed to have a serious experience in that field as some members of a certain forum claimed to have different kind of "physical activities'' with her (although none of them could make her happy -a proof that behind their masks of respectable people with an interest in motorsports they hide a selfish soul beginning with her hubby who sees her like a merchandise and finishing with x and z who take advantage of her naivity and generosity just to have a laugh and share their(otherwise poor and lamentable ) stories, most of them just a fruit of their sick imagination.) After hearing that the aliens decided to help her and to punish the infamous forumers. On top of their list was a member who used to hide his sexual obsessions under the nickname of....

[Tazio]

...Eki, who (rumor has it) died of Spontaneous combustion when he tried to convince an alien to....

[gadjo_dilo]

....be reasonable and understand it's a mistake as he never was a client of that woman ( which was true ). After this episode Billy's missus was scared that the aliens would make more such mistakes and provoke the death of many other innocent (?) people. She also was scared that her face will become the cover of the Rolling Stone and stir controversy. So she tried to convince aliens that....'

[Tazio]

that 92.4% of all alleged indescretions by her were in fact perpetrated by donkey's missus...dinkey, a point that the aliens found believable because of donkey's misssus' proximity to France where they knew all to well that the French...

[gadjo_dilo]

....are so great storytellers. So aliens gave up the idea of punishment of forumers. It was a wrong choice since they still left free an incorrigible pervert like......( I shall not say his name but he knows I'm talking about him :p ).
Remaining without the subject of their research the alien thought it's time to return to Laura who in the meantime.....

[Tazio]

....was giving fly-casting lessons to a rival mob of aliens (from another world) that enjoyed angling, and fried fish so dearly they were soon referred as "The Anglo Mafia". The name really stuck, and soon they took up other hobbies, for instance...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....kitesurfing and counting flies in Cismigiu Garden. But soon Laura got bored of such activities and longed for her days in school were she used to....

[steveaki13]

... spend all day logged onto Motorsport Forums on her phone. She loved all things Motorsport and often dreamed about a poster called Taz and wondered what happened to him, as he disappeared from the board. She had planned for years a way to find him and asked other members to help in her search. One chap a Doc of some sort seemed helpful, and so with a few clues she set off to find him, but on her way she was captured again, this time by.....

[Tazio]

...the Anglo Mafia who had so perfected fly-casting that they constructed a Fly rod 1,900 miles long in the orbit of Uranus and planned on using the slingshot affect of Uranus' gravity to Belgian cast a Royal Coachman the size of San Pietro through the vacuum of space and hit the Earth causing massive destruction for their mere entertainment. Little Laura who the Anglo Mafia considered the Archimedes of fly-casting was forced on the fine details in the alien's sinister plan at the threat of her mortal life. Unbeknown to The Anglo Mafia little Laura had in fact already channeled "Il Montovano Volante", who was living ethereally in the Crab Nebula, and had already constructed an artificial California Golden Trout the size of the Eiffel Tower loaded with a charge of anti-matter and powered by an enormous A.L.F.A. supercharged straight eight twin overhead cam that Taz had fitted with a flux capacitor to intercept the fly in transit to Earth. However he didn't take into consideration....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....that some people have poor English or technical knowledge to understand such things and can't help him on his mission to save the world. However, being a natural born dreamer, he strongly believed that Laura was enough to fulfil his plans and to strike back the diabolique attacks of A M.
What he didn't know was....

[Tazio]

...the Anglo Mafia who had so perfected fly-casting that they constructed a Fly rod 1,900 miles long in the orbit of Uranus and planned on using the slingshot affect of Uranus' gravity to Belgian cast a Royal Coachman the size of San Pietro through the vacuum of space and hit the Earth causing massive destruction for their mere entertainment. Little Laura who the Anglo Mafia considered the Archimedes of fly-casting was forced on the fine details in the alien's sinister plan at the threat of her mortal life. Unbeknown to The Anglo Mafia little Laura had in fact already channeled "Il Montovano Volante", who was living ethereally in the Crab Nebula, and had already constructed an artificial California Golden Trout the size of the Eiffel Tower loaded with a charge of anti-matter and powered by an enormous A.L.F.A. supercharged straight eight twin overhead cam that Taz had fitted with a flux capacitor to intercept the fly in transit to Earth. However he didn't take into consideration........that The Anglo-Mafia (thanks to the brilliance of little Laura working as refugee scientist) knew that even equipped with the ability to go to the future and back Nouvolari could not likely intercept every cast at the earth. This NEVER say die attitude by T.A-M. would be sufficient to deliver a full force offensive maneuver. By the time for the light to signal an Anglo/er cast reached the crab nebula it would be too late for the nice aliens to preserve any semblance of Earth as it was, unless they....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....capture that Nouvolari (nota bene:I can't understand this character) and bring him together with Laura in order to...

[Tazio]

....discuss the nature of the universe, and each taking their turn exposing the greatness of their favorite pass times, little Laura fly fishing, and T. Nuvolari motor racing. Things got a little dicey when they decided to go on about their second favorite pass times. Little Laura spoke with great glee, and was quite animated when she described the joy that Falconry brought her, but was not amused when Tazio expressed his love for....

[gadjo_dilo]

....Billy's missus, a woman who....

[Tazio]

....in fact is Nuvolari's daughter, which explains why she was attracted to (much like her father) a virtuoso of the road bike, Billy once defeated the famous Texas Tornado in a road race that required chugging a bottle of Lone Star after every lap. Billy was so hammered after 20 laps he.....

[gadjo_dilo]

...lost his way and woke up in the tent of an apache Indian who offered him to smoke some magical herbs that made him come back, win the race and apotheotically ask Nuvolari for the hand of his daughter. It was a shock for 'Nuvolari as (according to the guy above) he was also attracted to Billy but finally he gave up cos his daughter was the light of his eyes. He soon found a consolation in....

[Tazio]

...his new life as a native, gypsies, voodoo, hochie cochie man. billy is bad to the bone, and he knows that, but suddenly he was whole, and his life would never be the same. After a short while he tired of this modus operandi and decided to take a trip to sunny San Diego. Everybody he met thought he spoke with a funny accent but the chicks really dug him. Mr. Alka-Seltzer introduced him to "Raggedy Ann" who Billy loved despite the intimate knowledge that she wore a "stuffed bra :s ailor:" In fact this was not Billy’s first love affair with an inanimate object, he also....

[gadjo_dilo]

....took advantage of a corpse when he was young and practiced at the city morgue. Unfortunately (or not?) the lass was in apparent death and due to his 'activity' she came back to life. Her family has a dillema: congratulate and reward him or suing him for rape. Scared by what could follow he left the city and went to Europe to meet his gypsy relatives.It wasn't an inspired move because there.....

[Tazio]

....took advantage of a corpse when he was young and practiced at the city morgue. Unfortunately (or not?) the lass was in apparent death and due to his 'activity' she came back to life. Her family has a dillema: congratulate and reward him or suing him for rape. Scared by what could follow he left the city and went to Europe to meet his gypsy relatives.It wasn't an inspired move because there.....From Russia with lovuuve ;)

[gadjo_dilo]

From Russia with lovuuve ;)
What do you mean? It's not a Russian fact.

[Tazio]

What do you mean? It's not a Russian fact.
Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry
because there ..... Hommie!!!(god love ya')
ain't
exactly a stallion any mo', so he hooked up with "Dinky" (donkey's you know what) and retireed to Padagonia. where they...

[gadjo_dilo]

....raised goats and bees until a murrain perished all of them. In the meantime billy's missus learnt where he is and tried to sue him for bigamy. Once again Billy had to pack his things and run away, this time to.....

[Tazio]

....French Lick Indiana where he could at least be close to Little Laura's oboe. He soon discovered he couldn't stay long as his missus was hot on his trail. His next move was brilliant. He took up residence in Rorotonga, and started his own kool-aid drinking cult of hot Polynesian babez who worship him, and referred to him as Mr. Pago Pago. This kool-aid was a potent mixture of botanicals. The recipe is rumored to be the same evil yet somehow blessed concoction of strange herbs Dr Giacommo Rappaccini used on his own Beatrice. This dichotomy perplexed billy, but after reading "The Ecstasy" by Donne he became "unperplexed" Billy had never been happier, with the possible exception of...

[gadjo_dilo]

...the swarms of mosquitoes that were a bit of a disadvantage. Finally he got mallaria and has to be sent to a hospital in USA where.....surprise!!!!!!....he was about to be treated by the fake doctor ( from the first part of the story ) who also was a downward of Dr Rappaccini- hence their both infamous character. However he had Laura by his side who dutiful nursed him by....

[Tazio]

pinching his nipples, twisting them and saying: 'titty twister! titty twister!". She also played her oboe, and revealed some of her secret trout streams she fishes near Taos New Mexico, however little Laura was being coy as she had hatched a plot to deliver the Coup de grace to the fake doctor, who no longer recognized little Laura. While billy was sleeping that (fake) doctor asked little Laura if she would like a full examination. Little Laura knew this was the moment she was waiting for. She soberly and quite deliberately whipped out a 50 caliber Mk XIX Hand-Canon and wasted the freakin' guy, then was found not guilty on the "Stand your ground” defense as she knew this was not a real doctor and he only wanted to get her to drop her knickers, to molest her in a private examination room. After her exoneration little Laura became a spokeswoman for the NRA, where she met ,and became infatuated with...

[gadjo_dilo]

...some of Billy's friends from mtorsportforums who were pro owning and using guns. Soon she felt proud to carry the American flag in forumers fight against he European bunch of pigeon-hearted who trembled at the very mentioning of a gun. But she wasn't aware of.....

[Tazio]

...the amount of Americans that laugh, and fart in the general direction of gun freaks in the U.S. Little Laura was also surprised to learn that Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg) was actually a dig at male pussies in the U.S. that only feel safe and secure when they are carrying a hog iron. So she publically renounced the NRA, and took up bow hunting. This really appealed to little Laura who understood the wonder of communing with nature quietly as she did while fly fishing, as sudden loud noises while in the secluded wilderness really bummed her out. Soon she took her first trip to San Clemente Island to bow hunt wild Havalina. Little Laura’s arrow tip of choice was a Raven broadhead. Her only problem was...

[gadjo_dilo]

...that once again she met the two doctors -fake and real-who in the meantime has become bosom friends, buried the war hatchet, decided to give up work in hospital and launched themselves in showbiz as a fantasy-comical duo. Their show named "'the Medicine Show'' has brought them all over USA and now are ready to take the whole world by storm. When they saw Laura.....

[Tazio]

...with her compound bow tipped with a Raven broadhead she presented them quite a dilemma as she exclaimed: You freakin' guys may be able to bum rush me but I'm pretty sure I'll take one of you down as I'll have time to get off one arrow. Plus she reminded the fake doctor: "I'm pretty sure I killed you in the last episode, so that makes my decision much easier" Than she ejaculated:
Hey Doc (real Doc) you feeling...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....proud with your fixation on a special girl like me. But this time I'll get rid of both of you for good.
Then the fake doc ( who was already dead and had nothing to lose ) kneeled in front of her and asked for mercy since their duo has become such a hit with public and press. She accepted on condition to become their manager and get 67℅ of the income. They agreed but as money is the devil's eye started to think of a plan to kill her by.......

[Tazio]

...the time they had returned from their tour of China and the sub-continent. It’s worth noting that little Laura was not so little anymore. She was eating a high protein, high carbohydrate diet. She had also gone on a massive body building routine that included serious core strength exercises as well as pumping iron twice a day. Her body had gotten so hard that you could roller-skate on it :eek:
Meanwhile the real Dr. had been studying martial arts, and among other things had become deadly accurate with Ninja throwing stars. The doctors invited not so little Laura (who was now so strong she could easily draw a compound bow with 100lb draw weight) to their dressing room in Shanghai under the pretense of having a spot of tea. Laura arrived wearing an attractive, tightly fitting spandex suit that accentuated her muscular esthetics. She crossed the room and as she reached the tea service that also held some yummy looking cucumber sandwiches, she was struck on the neck precisely at her carotid artery with a shuriken delivered underhand by the Dr. Much to the amazement of both doctors the deadly weapon delivered so precisely, with great expertise simply bounced off little Laura's muscular neck. Little Laura looked up took a bite of her sandwich and casually exclaimed:
I think the cucumber could use a dash of lemon pepper! Then she...

[gadjo_dilo]

......turned on and threw a steely glance to the astonished doctors. 'Next time when you invite me for a treat make sure things would be perfect. Otherwise it's not worth it to waste my precious time'. She left the room with an imperial air and went to complain to the organizers of the tour that the artists demands ( which included 100 black towels, 30000 roses, 1 bottle of mineral water and 53 bottles of rum, organic food, hotel rooms with a look to a gypsy caravan and erotic massages for their manager ) weren't satisfied. On her way to the management she met......

[Tazio]

....Nigel Godbehere the Don of the Anglo Mafia Aliens. He apologized for probing her body after having abducted her, and admitted many recent crop circles were fashioned after different parts of her anatomy. Little Laura was not.....

[gadjo_dilo]

....impressed by the attention she got from ''il capo di tutti capi '' but still thought she may use his connections in her fight with the docs. So she brought her PR smile on her pretty face and invited the mafioso to the docs' performance. It was a big mistake cos right that evening the docs chose to spice up the show with a few jokes about their detention on the UFO. The ET was so infuriated that he.....

[Tazio]

...capped both doctors that night with a Welrod 9mm, left little Laura in peace and returned to Wales for some Trout fishing. Godbehere had found a killer stretch of the Vyrnwy in Wales, and upon his return caught a 6lb 12 oz Wild Brown Trout on a yellow Wooly Bugger (which he ate while it was still living). He did get a picture of it on his Iphone which he sent to little Laura with a message of gratitude for teaching him the art of angling, and extended an invitation to her to join him as the weather was grand and the fishing even better. Little Laura...

[gadjo_dilo]

....decided on the spot to go as she learnt in school that "Scotland and Wales are very picturesque" but ( as usual!!!!! ) the Godbehere ET had a secret plan to....

[anfield5]

....actually go to the Scottish Highlands and hunt for a haggis. As we all know haggis are small furry animals related to...

[gadjo_dilo]

....no other animal on our planet but the ET met loads of such creatures during his intergalactic travels. Well, he was fool enough to don't know that the taste of haggis was nothing compared to Romanian ''caltabos'' or ''drob'' but that was a thing he would discover over years of earth cohabitation with Laura. But for the moment he thought........

[Tazio]

...that perhaps he was hasty in his decision to off both Dr's. Now a contemplative being (as all brothers of the angle are) understood the value of a sense of humor, and decided to make it his mission to bring them back to life. He knew his only real chance was to enlist the help of the great and all powerful Tazio Nuvolari, who had joined forces with none other than Manolete in the Crab Nebula. Godbehere was unsure of what form to take for his audience with these ethereal entities. He eventually decided...

[gadjo_dilo]

....to take the form of a young beautiful girl, knowing Mr. Tazio's inclination to the charms of the so called ''weak gender''. However he was a bit scared by Tazio's weird behaviour in the company of women with a certain sex appeal. It was notorious his habit to drive like crazy through the desert of Nevada with his gf, their only clothes being Adam and Eve's suites ( sorry if this euphemism let unclear who wore who's costume-I mean it's not clear if Taz was ''dressed'' as Adam or as Eve ). So, as a measure of protection, Godbehere decided to wear a chastity belt, made by........

[anfield5]

The dwarves from under the mountain, crafted from the finest mithryl, with a lock that could only be opened when the full moon was shining on it. This was slightly inconvenient because...

[Tazio]

Nig' would be simultaneously angering the great Manolete who could, if it pleased him, destroy Godbe' and give an ear to his master T.N. Manolete often took the form of a bonnie lass for "The Great One" to use as he wished for his sexual pleasure. The gods are beyond reproach in this arena. The Don of The Anglo Mafia was petrified with fear at the prospect of pissing off Nuvolari, and Manolete, and decided to let sleeping dogs lie, leave the Dr's dead, and try to conceive with billy's missus, although the thought struck him that no one would have a clue who the real father was. He decided instead to go to New Zealand and fish for enormous Brown, and Rainbow Trout. Godbehere flew to Christchurch, and decided to fish points to the north after receiving a text from little Laura suggesting he should try dry fly fishing some of the riffles on the Warwick Streams with her favorite big Brown Trout fly the "Irresistible" Godbehere was giddy with expectation, but upon arriving in Christchurch he....

[anfield5]

discovered that due to the terrible earth quakes of 2011, and the design of a cathedral made from cardboard tubing (I kid you not they did and it is) the brown trout took their cue from the dolphins they had read about in Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and simply flew away into space to leave the rest of the poor Cantabrian fish to fend for themselves. This was not the disaster that is at first appeared to be, because without trout clogging up the water ways there was plenty of room for other life forms to flourish, namely....

[gadjo_dilo]

......a few mermaids that rose Nig's interest due to their fantastic shape and incredible voices. He would stay for hours on his yacht watching them, sipping wine and listening to their blue heart songs. However it was something he missed and this was.....

[Tazio]

...a good Cuban cigar. Nig' decided to attend the Cuban Festival in Wanganui. Godbehere was having the time of his life, smoking a Montecristo, sipping a Mojito, and dancing the Rumba with a stunning Cuban bikini model when...

[gadjo_dilo]

...Tazio who always had a soft spot for the 2 docs decided to help Nig to resuscitate them. He came disguised as a Liverpool fan based in Oz ( :p ) and started to dance alongside Nig. Soon they became close pals and even drank beers in bruderschaft style to the amusement of the audience who proclaimed them king and queen ( !?) of the festival. After they drank too much to wear they retired to a private laboratory where Taz was prepearing to synthesize a magic substance for the docs revival. But being really drunk he missed an ingredient and the result was....

[anfield5]

the creation of something he didn't expect. Bursting from the test tube came a bright purple and orange...

[gadjo_dilo]

....viscous liquid that had a sulphur smell and killed vegetation on a radius of about 10 km. Due to the impossible smell Taz and Big became sober and realized the mistake. Fearing trouble with the ecological organizations from NZ they left the country with the tail between their legs. They thought the best place to hide was.....

[anfield5]

Manly Beach id Sydney, as most people who take flight from New Zealand tend to coagulate near Bondi, and two more would be well nigh invisible.
While in Sydney they could pursue their passion for often misunderstood pass-time of...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....playing chess, also known as ''the sport of mind'', and surprisingly, the one who always won was Nig. This kinda iritated Taz who was determined to take his chance of rematch on another field - where he excelled - and it was.....

[Tazio]

...track and field, Nuvolari and Gobehere agreed to have a decathlon competition. The 100 meters sprint was the first event. Although Nigel shattered the world record by running an 8.9 The Great One traveling near the speed of light registered a .0013. However there was another entrant, none other than....

[gadjo_dilo]

...the Boss who enjoyed a short holiday due to F1 schedule that pushed the Belgian GP at the end of the month. So he tried to....

[Tazio]

..to match the ET Gangsta and the incarnated god, but was a little off his game. He (after losing Nicole) had brought little Laura as his guest on his short holiday, and was hoping to bust a move. This caused much gossip on the motorsports forums and...

[gadjo_dilo]

...thanks God there still was good ol' Mr. A.T. to defend his a*s otherwise he would have lost confidence and lose all the races until the end of the season ( despite being always on pole position :devil :) . But Laura had a bad influence on his shape and he realised it when he was beated by the incredible duo Nig-Taz in all decathlon events. Our poor Laura was once again dumped and left at the mercy of the two perver....(- pardon, I mean pals ) who in the meantime....

[Tazio]

decided to call it a draw after not only issuing a thorough beat-down on "The Boss", they took turns at the microphone telling humiliating jokes about the overmatched lad. This brought thunderous laughs and applause from the nearly 100,000 viewers in attendance at Stadium Australia. Little Laura and Lewis decided to leave Oz post haste, and in order to have some solitude for the rest of their holiday spent a week in northwestern Quebec fly fishing for Arctic Char. Meanwhile Taz' and Nig' were the toast of Sydney. They partied with the social elite and once again both got el stink-o drunk. Godbehere ejaculated:
"Hey Taz', screw those freakin' doctors let’s leave them dead and start a comedy review of our own, seeing how we slayed them (the audience not the doctors) at the stadium yesterday" Taz replied: "Nig' you read my mind". It may have been the booze talking but many were flabbergasted that they decided to kick off their comedy tour in/on...

[gadjo_dilo]

Hey A.T., are you reading my thoughts? I was thinking of the same plot of T-N replacing the docs....... :confused:



......Moldova. Before asking why let's say the 2 rascals wanted an exotic name for their duo. They tried an anagram of their names -Taz and Nig- and the best combination was Tzigan. With such a sonority the best choice for the start was a cover of the Moldovan song ""tzigani and OZN ( gypsy and UFO )"" due to the entartaining chorus and the theme so dear to Nig who at the end of the day was still an ET. The result was great:WH8GnCrNVwY and they were invited to Moldova, a small country but famous for their tasty wines and gorgeous lasses (both at very convenient prices :devil :) . The two were assaulted from the moment they paced there by a bunch of...

[anfield5]

Mutated grapes, who had rebelled when they realised that their life was a fruitless journey toward the extremely painful death offered to them in the juice squeezing factory. The leader of the mutant grapes, known to his cohorts as...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....DJ Vasili, tried to deal with our heroes for a special appearance in the show. But of course he wasn't succesful as the duo noticed the beauty of the Moldovan girls. Of course their English marked by a strong Moldovan accent was a turn off but who need to talk in the company of such ''goodies''? Briefly, they.....

[anfield5]

thought of how best to solve the question of whether ot not infinite energy using the theory of cold fusion and whether Stanley Pons and Martin Fleischmann where genuine in their reports, on their initial experiments in 1989. They concluded that if it was real they could the the energy to.....

[gadjo_dilo]

....help Moldova enter EU and implicitly help those stunning beauties to travel free through a large area for the benefit of eyes (and not only) of a larger number of citizens. Then they enjoyed the other Moldovan best export - the wine. Now we know the duo were quality drunkers who could easily solve the problem of 2-3 barrels. The weird thing was they haven't the usual headache and next day there was no sign of hangover- They thought it was the secret of so many battles won by Sephen the Great against Turkish army and decided to......

[Tazio]

:burp:

[gadjo_dilo]

....and go to sleep but coudn't do it as everywhere they had to listern to the Connect-R's hit "Eu vara nu dorm", an allusion to the great time they should have during this season. As a result they....

[Tazio]

....and go to sleep but coudn't do it as everywhere they had to listern to the Connect-R's hit "Eu vara nu dorm", an allusion to the great time they should have during this season. As a result they....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZw2CB_Ir_w


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[gadjo_dilo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZw2CB_Ir_w


sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr y

Don't you think that you had to say ''sorry'' too many times lately? :p :devil:

Time to continue the story:
.......

[anfield5]

... didn't.

[gadjo_dilo]

.....understand....

[Tazio]

...the significance of The Grand Canyon, where billy’s missus, last time we checked...

[anfield5]

was contemplating how much jelly (jello for our American friends) it would take to fill in the hole. After several hundred hours of exhausting and complicated computation, she decided that it would take exactly...

[gadjo_dilo]

....other several hundred hours to check if the computation was right for a satisfactory result, she decided to give up. At the end of the day to fill in that huge hole requires too much(many?) jelly(jello?) and Americans -a happy nation-can't provide so many (much?) tormented souls.Feeling sorry for the fiasco of her mission she decided to jump into the Grand Canyon and....

[anfield5]

count how many seconds it would take to plummet to the bottom. On the way down something quite unexpected happened, just as she was about to smash a close to terminal velocity into the sharp unforgiving rocks.....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....she had a revelation: never in her eventful life she realised her inclination to figures and computing. She could have been a good mathematician and make billy proud of her but now it was too late as.....

[Tazio]

...John and Mary were waiting at the canyon floor with a catch net to save her. John and Mary had just returned from....

[gadjo_dilo]

...John and Mary were waiting at the canyon floor with a catch net to save her. John and Mary had just returned from....
....a paralel universe where they wandered until they found an "axis mundi", a tunnel that brought them on the bottom of Grand Canyon. Unfortunately billy's missus was too heavy and her speed too high that the catch net broke and she also broke her a*s. In the meantime the motorsport forumers thought she passed away. The most affected was Mr. A.T. who cried rivers of tears but finally find consolation in....

[Tazio]

....his new life with a band of qypsies on Sicily where he is known as Loiza, or "famous warrior".

[gadjo_dilo]

.....although he became famous not for his bravery but for stealing horses. He and his gf used to ride the stolen horses for hours. For the first time he felt the taste of being free, esp. when he and gf were riding naked through the darkness. Unfortunately one night they were caught by a patrol of ''carabinieri'' who sent him to jail for robbery and indecent exposure. The jail was well stuffed with members of Sicilian mafia who made his life a hell. His only chance was to appeal to his ''friends'' from Anglo Mafia and to contact them he had to ask a helping hand from.....

[anfield5]

my cousin Vinny...

[gadjo_dilo]

...another Liverpudlian with an impossible accent but who unlike his cousin was a fan of the Toffees. He......

[anfield5]

was obviously not well in the head. This brought to mind an old joke...

[gadjo_dilo]

....."anfield5 finds an old lamp and while rubbing it to clean the dust, a genie came out of it and says:
-Say a wish and I'll fulfil it.
-My cousin Vinnie is kinda retard and I want him to be a normal guy.
-I don't think I can do this. Say something else.
- I want my beloved Liverpool to win the Premier League
-Hmmmm....Maybe you should bring Vinnie and we'll see if we can do something for him."

However Vinnie...

[anfield5]

....."anfield5 finds an old lamp and while rubbing it to clean the dust, a genie came out of it and says:
-Say a wish and I'll fulfil it.
-My cousin Vinnie is kinda retard and I want him to be a normal guy.
-I don't think I can do this. Say something else.
- I want my beloved Liverpool to win the Premier League
-Hmmmm....Maybe you should bring Vinnie and we'll see if we can do something for him."

However Vinnie...

:laugh: .


(anyway back to the story)
Vinny had gone! Nobody new where but hopefully for the rest of our sakes he is in a far better place where the stresses and evils of the world can't torture him any more, somewhere like Kyrgyzstan perhaps...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....but unfortunately for our hero who wasn't able to contact him and risked to spend the rest of his life in jail. But he had a guarding angel in the person of.......

[Tazio]

Reginald Netherthong, an up and comer in the Anglo Mafia. There had been talk between the two (I'm not sure who was drunker) about overthrowing Godbehere, and Reggie taking over numero uno in the Mob. So without consulting Nigel, Reggie secreted our hero out of custody, off of Sicily, and safely to...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....England. Some would think the place wasn't suitable for his personality but he chose to become a scouser and this was a totally different thing. Soon he was attracted by soccer games ( well, he was also interested in games bets ) and he was one of the most active in the Kop, his strong voice could be heard even in Manchester when he sang ''you'll never walk alone''. The love for this team has become so deep that sometimes he dedublated and considered his name was the one of the stadium. But it's fair to say it was only a temporary phase because....

[Tazio]

...when the mind altering drugs that Reggie had been secretly dosing him with wore off our hero said: "dude! I guess I dig the footie’s, and the beer here, but I have to split and get back to So. Cal....bro!" He only made it as far as Winslow AZ. where he met a certain "crazy stranger". It was...

[gadjo_dilo]

.... a Chinese guy known as 'Mr. Pink'' who ....

[Tazio]

...was from Shanghai, and came to the Grand Canyon hoping to learn the location of Godbehere, as he was sent by the Sino-Mafia to destroy the capo of the Anglo Mob, as the doctors who in death had become comedic legend in China, and France. Our hero knew if Nig' got capped, it would mean Reggie would take over. He decided he needed to enlist the help of little Laura who last he heard while in Liverpool had pretty much loved the fight out of The Boss (it was even in “The Mirror” with pictures and salacious details of their naughty exploits) who had quit F1 and was now...

[gadjo_dilo]

....wandering on the beaches of Kenya in search of ''sugar mamas'' because he heard an old Romanian saying : the old hen is the one that makes a good soup.
Little Laura who was a ''city girl'' wasn't excited with the idea to go to Winslow, a place in the middle of nowhere and came with the better idea to....

[anfield5]

go to Winslow instead...

[555-04Q2]

...as the "sugar mamas" are better in Winslow despite the fact that they are fat, and they really do make the best soup while still managing to watch their 30 offspring running amok in the streets while...

[gadjo_dilo]

......police don't bother to catch them. So here we have a nice quartet in Winslow AZ: Mr. A.T., Little Laura, the Boss + Mr. Pink "the crazy stranger''. Although it sounds like the beginning of a joke, these four musketeers managed to stupefy the small and rather quiet community with their outrageous behaviour. A.T. was well chuffed to be reunited with his idol ( contrary to forumers opinion it wasn't the Boss but Little Laura ). Obviously the most rotten of the foursome was....

[anfield5]

Slowly decaying in the corner, owing to the fact that he had in fact been dead for three days. While the other three weren't exactly sure of the cause of death they suspected it had something to do with the huge...

[gadjo_dilo]

....disappointment the dead(whoever he/she was :devil :) felt as he/she was a standing on a corner in Winslow AZ but in vain as no flatbed Ford was to be seen. Fortunately nobody ever died of disappointment and since the foursome always acted on the principle ''all for one and one for all''( for a reason I don't get, the role of the ''one'' was always of Little Laura), it was only a case of a long sleep after taking 3 fistfulls of ''algocalmin''- a medicine that is now forbidden so the pills were expired. Since all's well that ends well, the four decided to celebrate the ''coming back to life'' by....

[anfield5]

visiting...

[gadjo_dilo]

...Madame Tussauds museum in Las Vegas where they had a lot of fun taking pictures with their idols:
-The Boss with Jackie Stewart and Emerson Fittipaldi
- Little Laura who was lucky she already had enough pics in tabloids with the flesh and blood Boss, took pictures with the Spice Girls ( mostly with Sporty Spice as she was the only one who could actually sing)
- A.T. in the absence of his idol Tazio Nuvolari, took pics with Raquel Welch, Ursula Andress and Brigitte Bardot, the beauties who enchanted his youth
- as for mr. Pink, he was too scared to stay near Genghis Khan and prefered the copy of Jackie Chan instead.

When they left the museum Little Laura decided to take advantage of being in Vegas and insisted to marry one of her companions but couldn't make up her mind who. Finally the lucky one was ....

[Tazio]

....absent for the ceremony and was found the next day wandering around the Grand Canyon claiming he had been...

[555-04Q2]

...mugged by a Japanese tourist who strangely had no camera on him at all, a first according to the Japanese Tourist Association For The Touring Of The America's Division. The Japanese tourist apparently used a comb and some hair gel that was hidden in his sock to perform the mugging which left...

[Tazio]

...The Boss with a striking resemblance to a young Little Richard. Apparently The Boss had gotten really hammered on Tequila at his bachelors party arranged by...

[555-04Q2]

...none other than Paris Hilton...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....although she was a girl. On these circumstances Laura became mad for being abandoned at the altar like Miss Havisham from The Great Exppectations. She dumped the Boss who returned to F1 just in time for getting again a pole position at Spa. The rest of the gang who you can tell enjoyed risks and gambling decided to go to a ranch outside the small Morrow County town of Irrigon - Eastern Oregon for an illegal cockfighting derby. There they...

[anfield5]

realised that cock fighting was done with chickens, as they were expecting a different sort of show, they decided to leave and look for other forms of entertainment. After driving for 3 days and three nights they arrived in...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....finally in San Diego and decided to rob a bank. The event is presented in the next video
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As we can see they escaped from prison and thought of the best place to hide and it was.....

[anfield5]

In Mexico (where else). They were sunning themselves on a beach in Acapulco when...

[gadjo_dilo]

...they were shaked by an earthquake of 8.1 degrees on Richter scale. It was followed by a tsunami of 10 metres that brushed the shore and threw the threesome in the middle of the water. A.T., the ever gentleman (?), tried to catch little Laura in his strong arms and after that he swam to the shore. Though exhausted he tried to resuscitate her by a mouth-to-mouth technique but to his surprise he realized that he saved Mr. Pink. Having a big heart (and no other choice) he decided to save the poor guy. Which he did causing......

[anfield5]

A terrible misunderstanding when Mr Pink came to...

[gadjo_dilo]

...his senses and confounded A.T. with his Mafia boss and was eager to kiss his hand. As for little Laura, she was floating on the water until her frail body was thrown on the shore of....

[anfield5]

the Island of Dr Moreau...

[555-04Q2]

...where a group of care bears carried her off to their cottage...

[anfield5]

thinking she was the one who had been eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. As you have guessed there were three bears, a daddy bear a mummy bear a nd a tiny little baby bear. But all was not as it appeared to be....

[555-04Q2]

...as the care bears were actually shaolin monks in disguise who had learnt the ancient art of kung-fu to perfection and were well versed in the art of doing Elvis impersonations as well. They were almost ready for...

[anfield5]

a role in the next Kung-fu Panda movie, even though they had been practicing to be bears, and as we know Pandas aren't bears at all. Still this didn't pose any real problems for the monks because...

[555-04Q2]

...they have special effects to assist with the action sequences to make them look even better than they are. There is, however, the little issue of budget constraints that could scupper their CG sequences, but a shady old man has offered his dirty money to assist with...

[gadjo_dilo]

....the action sequences with little Laura cos'.....

[Tazio]

….he offered her the keys to his car for naked joy riding, something little Laura wasn't opposed to as long as he let her....

[gadjo_dilo]

....drive his ARO. He was fond of this old car and thought twice before accepting. At last the temptation of a ride with little Laura in a film with panda bears won. However he needed an actor to double him in some sequences and the perfect choice was.....

[Tazio]

....Gary Busey who didn't have to act at all to personify a creepy old guy. However little Laura objected to this choice because...

[gadjo_dilo]

....he insisted to be the one who drives the ARO and this drove her crazy. Finally they decided to use an amateur actor and who else than Mr. A.T. was more suitable? Who else had more experience in driving naked? Not to mention he was more than happy to be Laura's companion. He sad 'yes' and.....

[Tazio]

...The Boss didn't like it. He was jealous, and understandably so, but no one expected him to accuse little Laura of...

[gadjo_dilo]

...cheating after all he had done to her in Vegas. But it's a fact that the Boss acts kinda childish and this time AT was supposed to be the innocent (?) victim of his stupid actions. He....

[anfield5]

decided to...

[Tazio]

...call in his good friend "Zo" and see if the suave Spaniard had any special advice for dealing with beautiful women, which of course comes so naturally to southern European types. Fred suggested that he....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....should catch good old AT in a trap by......

[555-04Q2]

...dressing the panda bears up as blow up dolls, a brunette one, a blonde one and a redhead one. This would surely catch out old AT as he has a seedy diversity for...

[gadjo_dilo]

...toys. His weird collection included even Lulica-the gypsy doll and Nadia-the gymnast doll, two Romanian souvenirs from his visit to that country. But as I've said the Boss wasn't smart enough to fool an old fox like AT who...

[555-04Q2]

...saw straight through the trap and unleashed his vengeance through his self styled Kung-Fu fighting technique...the crouching spider, yawning octopus, flying dung beetle, clenched scrotum, running sloth quick combination which...

[gadjo_dilo]

...helped him survive throughout his adventurous life. Not only he destroyed Boss's infamous plan but also....

[555-04Q2]

...managed to scupper his own plans for world domination which included...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....imposing Jackson Browne's song ''Your bright baby blues'' as the anthem of our planet. However he still had a faithful friend in the person of.....

[Tazio]

...little Laura who agreed with his idea of making all roads and highways worldwide clothing optional, so they decided to make Jackson's "The Naked Ride Home" the world anthem. However, this met with strong opposition in Romania, and The Democratic People's Republic of Korea due to....

[gadjo_dilo]

...the implication of authorities in the security of their citizens on public roads. Besides it's a fact that Transfagarasan is the most spectacular road in Europe, then why should anybody be attracted by the charms of his/her partner when the landscape outside is breathtaking? Last but not least, why shall we allow old perverts and underage nymphomans transform our country in a touristic sexual destination? So the defeated AT and LL (little Laura) had once again to....

[Tazio]

consult The Boss, and Nuvolari....

[gadjo_dilo]

...which was more than weird since the Boss betrayed both LL and AT. But who are we to judge their self-flagellation inclinations? The Boss and Tazio adviced them to....

[Tazio]

....enlist the help of Nig Godbehere who had survived a hostile takeover of "The Mob" by making Reggie Netherthong his straight man in a comedy act. They chose as their booking agent Mr. Pink who....

[gadjo_dilo]

.... whose real name was Poe Qui Ying Wangsuo and was still grateful to AT for saving his life. However he ran to LA with all the money of the duo and launched a ginseng drink called (how else?) Pink. The image of the drink was not Monica Gabor-an ex model and Mr Pink's gf but littleLaura due to her fresh figure. Mr AT ( too many "misters'' in this story.....) was also selected for the ad to represent LL's father who.....

[Tazio]

....convinced Mr. AT to swim from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman’s Warf with his hands tied behind his back to promote Pink®. Unsurprisingly this made A.T. an instant celebrity who was sometimes confused with Sam Elliot. However he soon tired of the fame and retired to Rarotonga, which was the last we heard of him. However he was spotted in the Mercedes hospitality suite at the Malaysian Grand Prix sipping Kopi O Ais with Nicole S. and Monica Belushi which caused a huge scandal in Italy, but that's another story. Meanwhile...

[gadjo_dilo]

.....LL was melting on her feet for missing him so....

[steveaki13]

.....Suddenly Donkey woke up from his awfully long dream and realised that he had dreamt the equivalent of 11 forum pages of nonsense that made no sense. So decided to get up and go..............

[anfield5]

Back to sleep.

[gadjo_dilo]

...wishing that this unusual dream will continue.

[D-Type]

... having taken a hefty drink to induce amnesia ...

[Tazio]

The alcohol knocked him out, and when he awoke It took him an extraordinary amount of time to realize who he coveted more, Little Laura, or Billy's missus. When he did he decided to hatch a sinister plan....

[gadjo_dilo]

....to get rid of one of them. His choice was....

[Tazio]

....the obvious one! But that is ancient history.

[gadjo_dilo]

...and like anything in history, it's repeating, leaving a poor woman brokehearted. When she found herself dumped again she decided a terrible revenge. But in her diabolique plan she needed the help of.....

[D-Type]

... the massed pipes and drums from the Edinburgh Festival to create a diversion. While she got on with her plan to ...

[gadjo_dilo]

...punish him, she thought to treat herself with some new clothes and took a trip to Paris where she....

[D-Type]

... she found that Marks and Spencer have closed their Paris store. So she went on to Milan instead. When she got there, to her surprise she found that ...

[gadjo_dilo]

....it was also closed. Then she did a bit of google research to find out that these stores were closed all over the world. However she knew there's a place on earth where everything is wrong and a nonsense and definitely she'll find such a store. So here we have her on her way to Absurdistan. She landed in Book a Rest and to her surprise she noticed that since she was in Paris she has been chased by .....

[Tazio]

a creepy

[gadjo_dilo]

Woman wearing a blonde wig and a tight black dress who....

[Tazio]

..was none other than Nadia feeling like she had a score to settle for..

[gadjo_dilo]

....somebody who claims she looks old and....

[Tazio]

that bothered Nuvolari, and to a lesser degree Manolete, who at their advanced age think that she is still hot as sh#t. So they convinced Nadia to....

[gadjo_dilo]

....take part în a realty show called „The perfect ten” where she had to compete with 9 much younger women. The first challenge of the show was....

[D-Type]

... to jump up and down and wave your knickers in the air. She managed to jump up and down but had difficulty ...

[gadjo_dilo]

In waving knickers cos she wasn't wearing any so she ended only on the fifth place. The second challenge was...

[Tazio]

mixed martial arts where she kicked some serious @ss. Next up was the uneven bars where she showed that.....

[gadjo_dilo]

She's a far cry from her perfect ten era because she fell twice during the routine. Still she had a very devoted fan in the person of Nuvolari who voted for her like crazy just to keep her in the competition. In the evening he took her out for a date to help her to be in top form on the next day. They....

[Tazio]

went out on a dinner date accompanied by Manolete, and Billy's missus. Afterwards they all ended up in a king sized bed at the local Holliday Inn. They...

[gadjo_dilo]

...were so drumk that even didn't notice that there is no a local Holiday Inn in Book a Rest and they were sleeping in the waiting room of the Central Station instead. But a new day of competition started and they hurried to the National Arena for some athletic things. The girls had to run 400m and....

[Tazio]

Nadia finished 3rd which is really good considering she is a large breasted older gal. She later gave credit to Manolete who was instrumental in her training. It was time for the 4th event and Nadia had already lost 12....

[gadjo_dilo]

....thousand $ as she was robbed by a gypsy little girl who pretended to be a fan and asked for a selfie. The next test should imply an extreme sport. And what can be more extreme în Book a Rest than driving at a rush hour on its narrow, one way, devious and full of deep holes streets? The race was a copy of the 24 hours of Le Mans because it lasted about 24 h to get from thee north to the south of the city. Girls could have asked for the help of a copilot and Nadia opted for an american fanatic fan în his sixties with some experience în the field although she knew he was a bit of a pervert. For the race they chose an old model of Dacia 1310 but real problems started when they have to choose the clothes cos the guy insisted they should drive naked as he used în the past. Nadia's opinion was.....

[Tazio]

"I love this it's so natural in a naughty sort of way" Never was her companion so at ease with a beautiful member of the fairer sex, The feeling must have been mutual because she decided right then to....

[gadjo_dilo]

.....hire him as her personal driver and he accepted immediately.
As for the race, they finished on the last position because they were stopped a few times by the local police and fined for indecent exposure and public offence and that took time. Also they were penalized because driving without clothes made their car lighter and it was considered an unloyal advantage.

Next day's competition was....

[steveaki13]

.............cut short when a mysterious figure in black pulled a gun and shot her dead. It was a murder in cold blood and before the local police could arrest the mysterious person in black. They vanished into the alleys.
The local police chief was baffled that such a star of the competition had been murdered. The only clue at the shocking scene was.......

[gadjo_dilo]

...a soft toy representing Nessie that the cold blooded murderer left by mistake at the crime place. Police inspectors thought it could be a sort of porte-bonheur of the murderer and because such toys can be easily bought at any souvenir shop in Scotland they decided to ask some help from the Scotland Yard. So.....

[steveaki13]

..... they contacted PC fisty mcFist. The toughest policeman in the whole of London. He travelled to the scene of the crime on a................