A-Z Deal or No Deals

[Hazell B]

Ever since Deal or No Deal started on the TV myself and 'im indoors have been playing assorted word games with the show's name.

For example, he'll get home from work to two sealed boxes and have to open one. I cross my fingers it's the No Meal box and he has to cook tea :p :

So far the only pun from the name I've 'borrowed' is Brockman's vocal/mute pigs version called Squeal or No Squeal (although we had to modify it to sqeezing the cat to get a winner). Now I'm running out and need some new versions from you lot.

Feel or No Feel is not an option :p :

[CarlMetro]

Veal or No Veal?

[slinkster]

Peel or No Peel - if you're looking for a novel way of making one of your five a day an interesting experience?!

[Hazell B]

No veal!

Don't get me started on milk-fed crated animals :mark:

[LotusElise]

Heel or no heel - deciding which shoes to wear on a night out?

[Hazell B]

Peel or No Peel - if you're looking for a novel way of making one of your five a day an interesting experience?!

Done that, although he cheated and wouldn't eat the banana with it's peel still on :laugh: Also Peal or No Peal with a broken bell and one still with it's ringer :p :

[slinkster]

Done that, although he cheated and wouldn't eat the banana with it's peel still on :laugh:

:laugh: Spoil sport! ... hehe, I can't really blame him...

[Eki]

Seal or no seal. Eel or no eel. Real or no real.

[Dave B]

I saw what I thought was a small duck the other day. I had to ask myself "teal or no teal?"

[schmenke]

Veal or No Veal?

Definitely veal.

Carl, I was wondering if you should take further action on your recent court case. You know, apeal or no apeal...

[Dave B]

Is that the distant sound of church bells? :p

[cos]

Your pick for BTCC champion this year - Neal or no Neal?

[tony_yeboah]

kneel or no kneel - deciding what your stance will be for the evenings activities ;)

[cos]

Is that marine mammal over yonder a pinniped - seal or no seal?

[Dave B]

Did Cindy keep her surname when she married Ian on Eastenders? :\

[CarlMetro]

Squeal or No Squeal?

[Eki]

Definitely veal.

Carl, I was wondering if you should take further action on your recent court case. You know, apeal or no apeal...
Steal or no steal?

[luvracin]

Considering the game show itself....

Greedy or Not Greedy.

[Hazell B]

Luvracin, that one wouldn't work - didn't you know no woman can be too rich, too thin or too greedy :p :

(Thanks in part to Ms Coco Channel for that one)

[tintin]

Thinking about an evening of Scottish dancing?
Reel or no reel.

Boat or raft?
Keel or no keel

Walking or driving?
Wheels or no wheels

Ex-Brookside and The Jury actress?
Friel or no Friel

Playing in Germany?
Spiel or no spiel

Trip to Kent?
Deal or no deal

[stevie_gerrard]

Thinking of studying chemistry?

Keele or No Keele :p :

Fancy Dying suddenly?

Keel Over or No Keel Over :p :

Fancy drinking the proper stuff?

Ale or No Ale

how about France?

Lille or No Lille :p :

Fancy a Scottish Dance, to go fishing, or to act drunk?

Reel or No Reel :p :

How you gonna take a certain incident?

Zeal or No Zeal :p :

[tintin]

Herbs to go with fish:
Dill or no dill


Metal alloys:
Steel or no steel


Curry:
Daal or No Daal


Irish theme pub:
O'Neiils or no O'Neills


Perfection:
Ideal or no Ideal


Heat centre:
Shaquille or No Shaquille

[Hotbikerchic33]

Ever since Deal or No Deal started on the TV myself and 'im indoors have been playing assorted word games with the show's name.

For example, he'll get home from work to two sealed boxes and have to open one. I cross my fingers it's the No Meal box and he has to cook tea :p :

So far the only pun from the name I've 'borrowed' is Brockman's vocal/mute pigs version called Squeal or No Squeal (although we had to modify it to sqeezing the cat to get a winner). Now I'm running out and need some new versions from you lot.

Feel or No Feel is not an option :p :

You should have a partner like mine as he cooks every night! :D

[LeonBrooke]

Squeal or No Squeal?

I was going to do that one...

[Donney]

If you're on a diet:

Meal or no Meal?

[Hazell B]

Tintin and Stevie, you've extended our games for another few weeks. Thanks :D

We played Beal or No Beal the other night when Nigel Harmon was on TV. Thing is, we don't know if he was a Beal or not :mark: I said No Beal. Do I win that round?

[Dave B]

Can we play at finding rhymes for "Banker"?

I'll go first....

...perhaps not.

[Hazell B]

Marks won't thanker you for opening that can of worms (or no worms) :p :

[Hotbikerchic33]

Hazell why dont you just get on and do the cooking without playing silly games!!! :D :p ;) :)

[schmenke]

I made a dish of jello the other day, but unfortunately we have a dodgey refrigerator.
Every few hours I checked on the status of the jello thinking...

"...congeal or no congeal?"







Time to axe this thread methinks... :uhoh: :mark:

[Mp3 Astra]

If you're purchasing a yacht you might say...

Keel or no Keel?

Actually if you chose the latter you would end up capsising and getting very wet. Please be careful!

[oily oaf]

Hazell why dont you just get on and do the cooking without playing silly games!!! :D :p ;) :)

(hurls cat furiously into waste disposal system, lights pipe, draws up chair, loosens tie, leans forward and waits)

[Hazell B]

Oily's waiting, so I'd best answer hadn't I? :p :

Dearest Hotbikerchic (who's plainly neither hot, a biker or chic in any way :mark: ). Why don't you go and post among friends m'dear?

:D :D :D

[Eki]

We have a cat fight!

[Hazell B]

No, she's probably more heavyweight than me :p :
But I'd still win.

[oily oaf]

We have a cat fight!

I had a cat fight last night.
After 9 gruelling rounds the referee stepped in and stopped the contest after the cat chewed one of my ears off and was docked a point for illegal use of the litter tray :mad:

(runs up steps of York Hall Bethnal Green, raises gloved fists to the sky and starts jumping up and down like a good un)
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Eki]

I had a cat fight last night.
After 9 gruelling rounds the referee stepped in and stopped the contest after the cat chewed one of my ears off and was docked a point for illegal use of the litter tray :mad:

(runs up steps of York Hall Bethnal Green, raises gloved fists to the sky and starts jumping up and down like a good un)
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Serves you right. It's about time that cat stands up and defends himself.

[ShiftingGears]

Credit to the Chaser for coming up for this one for an Afghanistanian game show..."Meal or no meal"