Easy Drifter
16th July 2010, 00:50
There is a shocking entry into this weekend's Toronto Honda Indy race.
Normally it would be rejected out of hand but in view of the principals it has to be considered.
It is 100% powered by hot air, upsetting Honda.
The entry is by Comrade David Miller, the Mayor of Toronto, and Dalton (McLiar) McGuinty the Nanny Premier of Ontario.
The driver will be David (the sky is falling and mankind is doomed unless you do as I say) David Suzuki.
Despite no experience in any type of racing they are totally convinced their Hot Air car will reach at least 400k on Lakeshore Blvd.
When asked about getting the missle stopped and turning a corner Premier Liar responded 'HUH? What is a corner?"
Comrade Miller cleverly said 'There is no life outside of my Toronto'.
Organizers are arranging a ramp that they hope will result in the Buggy (it is actually a 1901 Horse Buggy) will land about 20 feet above the Horseshoe Falls in Niagara.
Niagara Region Councillors have appealed to the Federal Govt. to stop pollution from the City of Toronto.
Normally it would be rejected out of hand but in view of the principals it has to be considered.
It is 100% powered by hot air, upsetting Honda.
The entry is by Comrade David Miller, the Mayor of Toronto, and Dalton (McLiar) McGuinty the Nanny Premier of Ontario.
The driver will be David (the sky is falling and mankind is doomed unless you do as I say) David Suzuki.
Despite no experience in any type of racing they are totally convinced their Hot Air car will reach at least 400k on Lakeshore Blvd.
When asked about getting the missle stopped and turning a corner Premier Liar responded 'HUH? What is a corner?"
Comrade Miller cleverly said 'There is no life outside of my Toronto'.
Organizers are arranging a ramp that they hope will result in the Buggy (it is actually a 1901 Horse Buggy) will land about 20 feet above the Horseshoe Falls in Niagara.
Niagara Region Councillors have appealed to the Federal Govt. to stop pollution from the City of Toronto.