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keysersoze
20th May 2010, 15:10
First, there was "Julia."
Then "Kate."
Then "Kate's Dirty Sister." Love it. :p
Then "Luscious Liz," or something like that.


What can we suggest for the lad? :cool:

Tazio
20th May 2010, 15:24
"The b!tch @$$ ho that is ready to get a beat-down from Webber"
Or do you think that is a little wordy :confused:

Retro Formula 1
20th May 2010, 15:28
How about Sheila because he's dying to shag an Aussie :)

Koz
20th May 2010, 15:28
Mark's little slut :)

or maybe ozrevhead :p

Tazio
20th May 2010, 15:33
maybe ozrevhead :p
Dude, you are so reported :eek: :p

wedge
20th May 2010, 15:43
Mark's Dirty Mother

Christian's Dirty Wife

Adrian's Dirty Wife

Dieter's Dirty Wife

David's Dirty Fiancé

CNR
21st May 2010, 00:23
if mark was to win the next few races

lizzy the cow

Saint Devote
21st May 2010, 00:46
Call it "Schumi" - after using the same reason that Schumacher did when he was struggling against his teammate.

Wot?!
Suddenly f1 is being flooded with "bad chassis" excuses - I wish Jenson had thought of that one - but the Brit is honest.

Vettel is ALWAYS full of "not me" excuses.

gloomyDAY
21st May 2010, 02:39
"The b!tch @$$ ho that is ready to get a beat-down from Webber"
Or do you think that is a little wordy :confused: :laugh:

Tina the screama'.

race_director
21st May 2010, 05:39
Time to make vettel's car a man :)

WEBBER WRECKER

RMLCruzeing82
21st May 2010, 06:02
" Navigator " or " TomTom " becuase hes always navigating Webber to pole :dozey:

race_director
21st May 2010, 06:34
" TAILY KATIE"

for tailing webber. no offence :)

Valve Bounce
21st May 2010, 07:40
How about Jason Akermanis! :p :

CNR
21st May 2010, 08:08
How about Jason Akermanis! :p :

the problem is that not too maney would know who this homeophobe is

Ari
21st May 2010, 09:14
To copy loudhoward....
Kates Dirty Placebo.

Ari
21st May 2010, 09:15
Webbers Wings.

UltimateDanGTR
21st May 2010, 10:17
Webbers B!tch.
Kate's faster cousin
Hamilton's special friend.
Hamilton's slapper.

Mia 01
21st May 2010, 11:42
My name for sure in the absent of Kimi.

MIA

CNR
22nd May 2010, 13:54
Broken Brenda
http://www.girlracer.co.uk/motorsport/kate-walker/4874-sebastian-vettel-the-crack-in-the-armour.html

It is a sorry state of affairs that in the relative quiet of the 2010 season, one driver after another has been accused of losing his edge, of failing to perform as expected when he only scored points, and not a win. Michael Schumacher has been the most constant target, but Vettel, current hero Mark Webber, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, and Felipe Massa (http://www.motorsportforums.com/motorsport/f1-news.html)have all been the subject of headlines screaming loss of form.

Roamy
22nd May 2010, 17:41
How about "Booty" cuz that is about all he has seen of Webber.

Bagwan
22nd May 2010, 18:26
Linda Lovepace .

Jag_Warrior
22nd May 2010, 20:37
Broken Brenda


Linda Lovepace

I like these. Only I would go with Linda Lostpace rather than Lovepace. :D

Valve Bounce
23rd May 2010, 11:33
Monica Lewinsky

Bagwan
23rd May 2010, 12:21
I like these. Only I would go with Linda Lostpace rather than Lovepace. :D

The last one was a crack whore .
He'll be hoping it's Lovepace this time .

How about Linda Carter ?

race_director
24th May 2010, 07:22
James allen started a same topic in his blog yesterday.

copy cat

http://www.jamesallenonf1.com/2010/05/what-should-vettel-name-his-new-car/

i think he comes to this forum.

Msg for him : ur the best in bringing insight into world of f1 for people like me. but the only think that really irritates us , is the the biasedness u show when the topic of MCL and lewis comes up.

and we dont want a past example of MCL/lewis, for every article u write .

cha, cha, cha :)

race_director
24th May 2010, 07:23
Monica Lewinsky

never, it will 1st f him, and then go to the court to claim damages for riding her. :)


Cha cha cha :)

CNR
29th May 2010, 02:13
it is Randy Mandy

UltimateDanGTR
29th May 2010, 08:02
James allen started a same topic in his blog yesterday.

copy cat

http://www.jamesallenonf1.com/2010/05/what-should-vettel-name-his-new-car/

i think he comes to this forum.

Msg for him : ur the best in bringing insight into world of f1 for people like me. but the only think that really irritates us , is the the biasedness u show when the topic of MCL and lewis comes up.

and we dont want a past example of MCL/lewis, for every article u write .

cha, cha, cha :)

:up:

well said, although he's british, so bias towards certain drivers (lewis and jenson) is sort of expected.

Garry Walker
30th May 2010, 09:28
Mike Hunt

christophulus
30th May 2010, 09:38
:up:

well said, although he's british, so bias towards certain drivers (lewis and jenson) is sort of expected.

He seems to be biased towards Ferrari too though, he wrote a biography on Schumacher and I think one of his sons is called Enzo.

UltimateDanGTR
30th May 2010, 10:02
He seems to be biased towards Ferrari too though, he wrote a biography on Schumacher and I think one of his sons is called Enzo.

Enzo Allen.

really doesnt work does it, enzo and allen are like chalk and cheese. what next-juan pablo smith?

and being biased towards ferrari and the brits is quite amazing considering they drive for mclaren, supporting both would be like supporting barcelona and real madrid.

markabilly
30th May 2010, 13:02
Time to make vettel's car a man :)

WEBBER WRECKER
:D
or else, its nickname will soon be VETTEL WRECKER :vader:

F1boat
30th May 2010, 14:53
The Iron Bitch.

Garry Walker
30th May 2010, 14:56
TODBI (the one driven by idiot)

UltimateDanGTR
30th May 2010, 15:02
thunderbolt's broken brenda wins hands down for now then.