It's a Conspiracy, I Blame Obama

[Camelopard]

It's a set up I tell you, more politically correct madness....

I bet this was all Obama's idea............. :confused:

It's just not right, this is proof that the free world is going to hell in a hand basket. :)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/18/2902284.htm

[Easy Drifter]

Jeez, just because she won a radio station stripper contest! :p :cool:

[gloomyDAY]

Good choice.

The things I would do to that woman.
She'd forget all about her religious roots once I'd finish with her.

[Tazio]

Good choice.

The things I would do to that woman.
She'd forget all about her religious roots once I'd finish with her.

A little advice son:
After all that, be sure to scatter her remains over at least four counties. :uhoh:

[Mark]

Mr Long Legged Mac Daddy! :D

[gadjo_dilo]

I think it's a mistake.
She has lebanese roots indeed but definitely she's not muslim. :laugh:

[Jag_Warrior]

I think it's a mistake.
She has lebanese roots indeed but definitely she's not muslim. :laugh:

Maybe she's a "secret Muslim"... ya know, like Obama. And before I'm willing to accept her as Miss USA, I demand to see her birth certificate. I don't know what good that would do. But I watched Fox News for about 45 minutes this weekend, and for some reason I now ask anybody I meet for their birth certificate.

One thing is 100% certain though: she is smokin' hawt!!! :hot:

[gadjo_dilo]

But I watched Fox News for about 45 minutes this weekend, and for some reason I now ask anybody I meet for their birth certificate.

I haven't watched Fox News so I want to know why the birth certificate is so important.

[anthonyvop]

As soon as I saw her and saw who were the judges I knew she was going to win.

Then there was the question they asked to Miss Oklahoma.....

[Tazio]

I haven't watched Fox News so I want to know why the birth certificate is so important.
Search:
Obama Birth Certificate
and be ready to laugh!

[gloomyDAY]

A little advice son:
After all that, be sure to scatter her remains over at least four counties. :uhoh: Naaaahhh....

My murderin' days are over. Just a little rope and a blindfold these days. :D

[gadjo_dilo]

Search:
Obama Birth Certificate
and be ready to laugh!

Juliet:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

[Eki]

Juliet:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

[Tazio]

You guys should have never got me started :(
From a more fatalistic perspective:

MacBeth:
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Macbeth Act 5, scene 5, 24–28

[Tazio]

Naaaahhh....

My murderin' days are over. That's that's what I thought.
Then after a few hours of "misbehavin' she ejaculated:
"Dude, don't you think we've had enough fun?
To which I snickered:
"The fun ain't started yet cupcake" :eek: :s mokin:

[markabilly]

"Dude, don't you think we've had enough fun?
To which I snickered:
"The fun ain't started yet cupcake" :eek: :s mokin:

no doubt, true for you...
about 45 years ago.... :D

and now,

"The fun ain't started yet cupcake".....


no doubt, true for you
those pills are not working as they used to :(

[Easy Drifter]

To cum or not to cum
That is a question? :eek:

[markabilly]

or "why don't you love me like you used to do,
my hair still wavey and my eyes still blue.....
maybe i should get me some of those pills....
and hope they work like they used to do...

[Tazio]

To cum or not to cum
That is a question? :eek:

The question is actually:
Where to find the remains?
Californ-i-a is a big area to search,
and can we connect him with this heinous crime?

Othello:
I pray you, in your letters,
When you shall these unlucky deeds relate,
Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate,
Nor set down aught in malice. Then must you speak
Of one that lov'd not wisely but too well;
Of one not easily jealous, but being wrought,
Perplex'd in the extreme. . . .


Othello Act 5, scene 2, 340–346

[ShiftingGears]

What a babe.

[Roamy]

Well this certainly proves that I am not anti muslim After seeing the pole dance there is no question that I want to put my pipe bomb in the camel toe

[Eki]

I see Roasto has changed his name, or was it Foamy. Maybe it's the Budweiser.