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Rollo
11th May 2010, 05:43
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/05/lord_jesus_chri.html

Police responded at around 3:40 p.m. on Tuesday to investigate an incident where a pedestrian was struck by a vehicle while he was in a Main Street crosswalk, Savino said. The man was hurt, but conscious, and handed police his identification, Savino said.

“He was identified from a Massachusetts ID card, so that is his legal name,” Savino added. The card listed his name as Lord Jesus Christ, Savino said.

At what point can we expect to see four horses being ridden down the street? Should I be scared yet? My insurance doesn't cover acts of God... er...

Azumanga Davo
11th May 2010, 07:19
Well I certainly didn't expect the van-ish inquisition.

Oh god, I really said that, didn't I? :D

markabilly
11th May 2010, 09:22
I have it from good authority that neither of you two guys need to worry about you guys vanishing....



the real question is, did he heal the damage to the car and forgive the driver.......or did he get a lawyer

Dave B
11th May 2010, 09:52
Was the car in question a Sunbeam?