Beautiful girls from your area

[gadjo_dilo]

I'm shocked! I love this forum because threads and members are ( at least most of them ) decent.
Today I was checking the threads and accidentaly I went to the right part of the screen, a place that usually is covered. And I found a big ad: "Fete frumoase din zona ta "( "beautiful girls from your area "). One of them , Elena 29 y.o. even invites me to text her and is sending me kisses.
Now I'm curious: can you see a similar ad in your mother language with girls from your countries? Or is it only me who can "benefit" of such services?

[Hondo]

Yeah, I see the same ad or something similar from time to time. I don't find anything shocking about it. It is probably an ad for an internet dating service or lonely hearts kind of thing for singles to meet other singles.

Fortunately for me, I know there are no beautiful women in this area. Just roving herds of LBWs with 3 kids from 8 different daddies.

[gadjo_dilo]

Well, I don't know exactly what you see but the pics I can see don't make me think of lonely hearts,
Fortunately (for the guys in this area ) women in this area are generally beautiful and those who need dating services usually hide another occupation (which is generally perceived as the oldest in the world ).

[MrJan]

I keep seeing these about and these girls are generally under the impression that I live in Reading or Swindon. Thankfully for me they are wrong.

[Lousada]

I have similar ads, except the girls are not from my country but from Ukraine, Russia or the Middle East. I guess the internet knows I'm too much of a nerd to score girls in my own area :(

[Brown, Jon Brow]

This forum probably assumes i'm gay.

[gloomyDAY]

Hey, if you believe those ads, I have some penis enlarging pills that I want to sell you.

[Hondo]

This forum probably assumes i'm gay.

Probably, I know I do.

[Hondo]

Well, I don't know exactly what you see but the pics I can see don't make me think of lonely hearts,
Fortunately (for the guys in this area ) women in this area are generally beautiful and those who need dating services usually hide another occupation (which is generally perceived as the oldest in the world ).

Second oldest. Stealing apples is the oldest.

[Mark in Oshawa]

Same ad's on mine, and I pay no attention. They say PORN drives the internet, but I think dating services are right there in second...

[Hazell B]

This forum probably assumes i'm gay.

Me too :D
(I mean it assumes I'm gay ... not just you ;) )

[inimitablestoo]

I had a dating website ad at the top of the page when looking at this thread (not on this page where I'm constructing this response) but they seem to be fish rather than women :s

[Neil J]

I`ve replied to many of these ads and now I`m £32,000 in debt and still have no girlfriend.

What could I be possibly be doing wrong? :confused:

[MrJan]

I had a dating website ad at the top of the page when looking at this thread (not on this page where I'm constructing this response) but they seem to be fish rather than women :s

I've just spotted your signature, are you a Biscuit fan?

Incidentally fish are the new women, less hassle and better at ironing.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Probably, I know I do.

Oooohhh be niiiice!!! :s ailor:

[Rollo]

I keep on getting "Cut down 3lbs of your belly by using this one weird old tip" adverts with an animation of someone constantly shrinking and growing as though they were being operated by a bellows or something.

I've got "one weird old tip" for which ever company's adverts this happens to be, but my "weird old tip" contains only two words; the second of which is "off".

[schmenke]

I keep on getting "Cut down 3lbs of your belly by using this one weird old tip" adverts with an animation of someone constantly shrinking and growing as though they were being operated by a bellows or something...

Ditto.
Note sure I like that one :uhoh:

[CarlMetro]

Damn, all I got was an ad for cross country vehicles and another for a Playseat :\

[Camelopard]

I only seem to get the 'lots of fish' advertisements, probably not such a bad thing considering that my 'internet love' from the Ivory Coast fell through. Here I was thinking that it was going to be love forever, I'm so disappointed and feel let down.


It's not fair, I had already spent most of the money she had promised me, it seems that she got a better offer from some-one in Finland!


Eki was it you? Come on now own up! :)

[gadjo_dilo]

I wonder if any of the women in the ads would allow me to buy a Playseat if I lived with them? :D

Something on the face of Elise, 26 ( one of "my" girls ) tells ne that she wouldn't mind. :laugh:

[inimitablestoo]

I've just spotted your signature, are you a Biscuit fan?
I was considering going out with one of the girls from the ads... but she's got Dickie Davies eyes ;)

[Hazell B]

Damn, all I got was an ad for cross country vehicles and another for a Playseat :\

Whereas you should have had one for long lost friends :p :

[Eki]

They say PORN drives the internet, but I think dating services are right there in second...
And the difference is?




In porn you get the merchandise up front.

[Eki]

I only seem to get the 'lots of fish' advertisements, probably not such a bad thing considering that my 'internet love' from the Ivory Coast fell through. Here I was thinking that it was going to be love forever, I'm so disappointed and feel let down.


It's not fair, I had already spent most of the money she had promised me, it seems that she got a better offer from some-one in Finland!


Eki was it you? Come on now own up! :)
Ivory Coast? Nah, I'm more into rhinos.

[Mark in Oshawa]

And the difference is?




In porn you get the merchandise up front.

Oh so true Eki, oh so true....

[CarlMetro]

Whereas you should have had one for long lost friends :p :

They're not lost, I know exactly where to find them :p

[Drew]

I get the same adverts gadjo, but i'm sure none of those girls are ever from north Wales :p :

[Jag_Warrior]

All I get are insurance ads. :(