Team Knock-on

[Knock-on]

Well, if there's a place as looks likely, I think we can have a car on the grid.

Engine to keep Max happy:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Cosworth-HB-Engine_W0QQitemZ170383070503QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_ CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM?hash=item27ab9f5527&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Chassis to get Arrows involved in the project:

http://www.f1-sales.com/fa17.htm

So, we're up to £75k and just need a driver without scruples that will do whatever is needed to get a result. Now, Schumy has retired so who does that leave???????

;)

[harsha]

since there's no Team Y!Man....where's that dude anyway :?:

hope you can find a position for me in your team :p :

[Knock-on]

since there's no Team Y!Man....where's that dude anyway :?:

hope you can find a position for me in your team :p :

Y, did he go. We will never know :(

Don't worry Harsha, we need a jackman. Well, actually, we need a jack and a man so you will have to do both. Feeling strong? :D

[harsha]

Y, did he go. We will never know :(

Don't worry Harsha, we need a jackman. Well, actually, we need a jack and a man so you will have to do both. Feeling strong? :D

I've heard of cost-cutting but this is ridiculous :D

[MrJan]

I would put myself forward as a possible candidate for the position of driver (past glories include 2008 Class D1 winner of the Torbay Motor Club Hillclimb/Sprint Championship). However I've already got an outline agreement with another team.

http://www.crash.net/f1/news/152383/1/jan_rumoured_to_have_sweet_ride_set_up.html (http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5904/crashi.jpg)

[Dave B]

Can I be chief refueller please? I fancy a nice lazy season on full pay. :p

[Sonic]

I would put myself forward as a possible candidate for the position of driver (past glories include 2008 Class D1 winner of the Torbay Motor Club Hillclimb/Sprint Championship). However I've already got an outline agreement with another team.

http://www.crash.net/f1/news/152383/1/jan_rumoured_to_have_sweet_ride_set_up.html (http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5904/crashi.jpg)

And I'll be number two driver. Having been out of the cockpit for ten years you'll have no trouble from me - except when I blame the press.

[Knock-on]

Can I be chief refueller please? I fancy a nice lazy season on full pay. :p

Well, as long as you don't mind being subcontracted out as Flavio's jock strap then you're in ;)

Now all we need in Uncs to win one of his famous big money golf matches to sponsor this outfit and we're off :)

Bit slow on Pit girls this time around. Must be losing my touch :(

[Knock-on]

Count me in Knockie old chum, I'm a qualified engineer and a pretty good liar by all accounts.. :p

I do have conditions however... ioan must be granted the role as press officer, i can't think of a better man on this planet... ;)

Good idea about ioan but can't take you on as a lying mechanic. By suggesting ioan would be the ideal person at spinning our herioc achievements in the press, you have proved what a poor liar you are.

Now, if you had of suggested his temprement, tact and fairness makes him an ideal ambassador to the FOTA / FIA working committee then you were in!

[Garry Walker]

Can I be the PR-guy?

[Knock-on]

Can I be the PR-guy?

You will have to work closely with ioan in press :devil:

[Garry Walker]

You will have to work closely with ioan in press :devil:
Why not, he can clean my shoes when needed :D

[wedge]

Can I be the PR-guy?

I've always wondered whether or not you're the son of Peter Windsor! :D

[Garry Walker]

I've always wondered whether or not you're the son of Peter Windsor! :D

I think that is the biggest insult anyone has ever told me :D

[Knock-on]

I think that is the biggest insult anyone has ever told me :D

Surely not.

How about the love child of Flavio and Susan Boyle :D

;)

[Garry Walker]

Surely not.

How about the love child of Flavio and Susan Boyle :D

;) Well, at least you didnt say I had anything to do with Anthony Davidson, so its not too bad :D

[Knock-on]

Well, at least you didnt say I had anything to do with Anthony Davidson, so its not too bad :D

PML :laugh:

[Roamy]

Well, as long as you don't mind being subcontracted out as Flavio's jock strap then you're in ;)

Now all we need in Uncs to win one of his famous big money golf matches to sponsor this outfit and we're off :)

Bit slow on Pit girls this time around. Must be losing my touch :(

NOT a problem plus JV just gave me a zillion quid to get a seat!!
I will take a quick trip now to Colombia/Argentina and get us some "Pit Babes"

[Knock-on]

NOT a problem plus JV just gave me a zillion quid to get a seat!![/quote

Ah, um, well, er, we were hoping to get someone a little more, how do you say, er, competitive :eek:

Tell you what, if Mr Jan (or anyone else) can't do it, we'll let Jacques know ;)



I will take a quick trip now to Colombia/Argentina and get us some "Pit Babes"

If not, how about another little import. Vic Lee got away with it for long enough :D (Is he out yet :erm: )

[JasonD]

Im great at making sandwiches. I can also push things. I also have extensive experience staring at a computer screen with a very stern look on my face.

[MrJan]

I also have extensive experience staring at a computer screen with a very stern look on my face.

As does every other member on this forum

[JasonD]

As does every other member on this forum

So we'll go in rotation then. :)

[UltimateDanGTR]

Ill do the PR. and when im not PR'ing, im very good at ripping up cardboard boxes playing mind games with the other teams.

any position for me?

[Storm]

Are you forgetting your ex racing driver now, ahem?
With more experience gained in these last few years (in crap cars) I should slot in nicely. :s

[ArrowsFA1]

Chassis to get Arrows involved in the project:

http://www.f1-sales.com/fa17.htm
:bounce:

Although...the FA1 maybe a cheaper option (costs n'all that), and the Cossie would be a snug fit :s mokin:

[Knock-on]

Are you forgetting your ex racing driver now, ahem?
With more experience gained in these last few years (in crap cars) I should slot in nicely. :s

Well, you couldn't be any worse than JV but what would the lovely Mrs Storm say? Wouldn't want to upset the Lady by endangering her old man ;)

[555-04Q2]

I've got US$17 to sponsor your new team Knockie. Does that get me one side of the car :p :

[raybak]

I can put my hand up for test driver, having been an Australian Champion Rally driver in my class in my 3 Cyl Charade :)

Also can bring 15 Euro in sponsorship, enough to put a very small sticker on the car or buy some sunscreen for me :)

Ray

[Knock-on]

I've got US$17 to sponsor your new team Knockie. Does that get me one side of the car :p :

That gets you a 50x300 sticker... underneath the car :D

[Knock-on]

I can put my hand up for test driver, having been an Australian Champion Rally driver in my class in my 3 Cyl Charade :)

Also can bring 15 Euro in sponsorship, enough to put a very small sticker on the car or buy some sunscreen for me :)

Ray

Sorry but you're overqualified. Can't win the championship too easily or people will ask questions. Things have tightened up since the Tag/Schumy days ;)

[555-04Q2]

That gets you a 50x300 sticker... underneath the car :D

I'll take it :p :

[SGWilko]

Can I put myself forward.

When we were young, my Sister suggested that my ideal job would be a left hand glove sorter in a right hand glove factory....

Perhaps I could be in management.... :D

[Sonic]

Ok Knockie, we need a list of whose in and whose out. Following the proper FIA vetting proccess of course ;)

[jens]

Apologies for a late application, but I could be a race strategist in that very new Knock-on team. :D Don't worry - I know the finances are tight in the team, so I won't order a driver to crash, which could bring up costs. :)

[Sonic]

Apologies for a late application, but I could be a race strategist in that very new Knock-on team. :D Don't worry - I know the finances are tight in the team, so I won't order a driver to crash, which could bring up costs. :)

Well if I get a slot as a driver you won't need to order me to crash - that just comes with the deal! ;)

[Easy Drifter]

I can supply the drinks. I have a nice little drink concern in the backwoods. All product is well aged for at least 24 hours. More if I can't shake the survellience team. If need be for more power it can be added to the fuel as long as tech doesn't test it.
Guaranteed to make a driver go faster. Maybe not drive faster, but go faster.
Comes in clear unmarked bottles.

[harsha]

can i be the guy checking the tire pressures and all :cheese:

being a jackman can be dangerous esp with the reducing costs and all :p :