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akv89
19th February 2007, 16:05
Have you ever watched Whose Line is it Anyway or any kind of improv act?
If you haven't, do you want to know the rules?
Did you know that you just have to make sure that you only say questions when you post?
So, what's up?
Donney
19th February 2007, 18:41
A new word games thread?
Don't you find that rather surprising?
slinkster
19th February 2007, 20:24
why wouldn't I?
Is this going to run as long as the other threads though?
DonnieDarco
19th February 2007, 20:52
Hasn't everyone seen WLIIA? If not, why not?
Donney
19th February 2007, 21:34
What or who is WLIIA?
DonnieDarco
19th February 2007, 21:47
Did you not read the first line of post one? Do I have to explain everything? ;)
Donney
19th February 2007, 22:24
Will saying sorry only once be enough?
DonnieDarco
19th February 2007, 22:28
Why, don't you feel it would suffice?
Donney
19th February 2007, 22:40
Do I have to share my feelings here? Am I ready for that? Are you?
DonnieDarco
19th February 2007, 23:21
Do I have to answer right now?
fly_ac
20th February 2007, 07:32
When would be a better time to answer?
DonnieDarco
20th February 2007, 08:22
I'm not sure, when do you think?
Donney
20th February 2007, 10:14
What about when you feel ready to do so?
slinkster
20th February 2007, 10:21
But will that be soon enough??
fly_ac
20th February 2007, 10:26
Will you tell me if it is soon enough?
DonnieDarco
20th February 2007, 10:58
What was the question again?
Donney
20th February 2007, 11:57
Wasn't it something about answering some sort of question?
akv89
20th February 2007, 16:00
Look, what is THAT?
DonnieDarco
20th February 2007, 19:12
What do you think it is?
akv89
20th February 2007, 19:14
Why? Can't you see it?
jso1985
20th February 2007, 21:40
Why you keep asking that?
CarlMetro
20th February 2007, 23:14
What?
Rollo
21st February 2007, 00:17
Why does it always rain on me?
DonnieDarco
21st February 2007, 01:06
Do you ever carry an umbrella?
fly_ac
21st February 2007, 07:21
What colour is the umbrella?
CarlMetro
21st February 2007, 10:10
Does it make a difference?
DonnieDarco
21st February 2007, 11:42
Should it?
akv89
21st February 2007, 11:59
Wouldn't it be better to have a white umbrella that reflects light away from you?
CarlMetro
21st February 2007, 13:13
Surely it would be better to have a black umbrella to absorb heat during a rainstorm, rather than reflect what little heat there is with a white one?
DonnieDarco
21st February 2007, 13:57
Why do you need to absorb heat?
Captain VXR
21st February 2007, 16:39
Why does this thread exist?
Is it one for Donkey Jote's goldfish :D ?
Or is it for the noble Sir LOL?
CarlMetro
21st February 2007, 17:21
Not sure, why don't you go ask them?
Rollo
22nd February 2007, 00:20
Is this the Irish Question?
If not, what is?
DonnieDarco
22nd February 2007, 19:39
Is that important right now?
CarlMetro
22nd February 2007, 20:41
Well can you think of a better time to ask?
akv89
23rd February 2007, 04:54
What is the Irish Question?
DonnieDarco
23rd February 2007, 05:00
Are you Irish? Is that it?
fly_ac
23rd February 2007, 08:57
If not, what are you?
CarlMetro
23rd February 2007, 09:57
What do you think I am?
Donney
23rd February 2007, 11:23
Don't you claim to be an international man of mistery? :p :
DonnieDarco
23rd February 2007, 12:26
Doesn't Carl claim to be many things?
fly_ac
23rd February 2007, 12:56
Does the international man of mistery know the LW isn't one of his main allies anymore? :D
CarlMetro
23rd February 2007, 13:01
Are you sure about that? ;)
fly_ac
23rd February 2007, 13:24
Would the LW lie to you? :)
CarlMetro
23rd February 2007, 13:26
Why would it do that?
fly_ac
23rd February 2007, 13:29
Will you tell me why?
CarlMetro
23rd February 2007, 13:31
Do you think it's in my best interest to do so?
fly_ac
23rd February 2007, 13:46
Have you ever been in jail?
akv89
23rd February 2007, 14:49
Does detention after school count?
fly_ac
23rd February 2007, 15:06
Do they give school in a jail?
CarlMetro
23rd February 2007, 16:52
Don't you remember?
jso1985
23rd February 2007, 20:53
Do I need to?
fly_ac
24th February 2007, 06:37
Wouldn't it be in your best interest to remember?
akv89
24th February 2007, 11:30
Can we really be doing this for another 2000 posts?
DonnieDarco
24th February 2007, 18:20
Can't we go on for all eternity?
schmenke
24th February 2007, 18:41
Why don't I feel good about posting for the first time in this thread? :erm:
DonnieDarco
24th February 2007, 18:42
Too many prunes? :D
schmenke
24th February 2007, 18:43
Surely you too enjoy the odd prune or two?
DonnieDarco
24th February 2007, 19:20
I don't, and can you stop calling me Shirley?
schmenke
24th February 2007, 19:57
What shall I call you then?
DonnieDarco
25th February 2007, 02:54
Can you think of a name that isn't rude? :D
jso1985
26th February 2007, 03:46
Where's the fun?
DonnieDarco
26th February 2007, 06:39
Perhaps its in the pub?
fly_ac
26th February 2007, 07:35
Where's the pub?
DonnieDarco
26th February 2007, 10:07
Down the road?
Donney
26th February 2007, 10:45
Down which road?
slinkster
26th February 2007, 11:49
Isn't it more of a path?
DonnieDarco
26th February 2007, 12:56
Or maybe a dirt track?
Donney
26th February 2007, 14:28
Where are my boots?
CarlMetro
26th February 2007, 15:34
Aren't they where you left them?
schmenke
26th February 2007, 19:29
Why does Donney need his boots?
akv89
27th February 2007, 04:00
Is he the Puss in Boots?
Donney
27th February 2007, 11:19
Why does Donney need his boots?

How would I walk the dirt track to the pub without them?



Is he the Puss in Boots?


What makes you think that? :p :
LotusElise
27th February 2007, 12:55
Are you getting defensive there, Donney?
Captain VXR
27th February 2007, 13:17
I don't know, can anyone cure my cat's lust for human flesh?
LotusElise
27th February 2007, 14:32
Was buying that tiger a good idea?
Donney
27th February 2007, 15:00
Are you getting defensive there, Donney?

Me? Defensive?
schmenke
27th February 2007, 15:45
Does anyone else think that Donney is getting defensive?
LotusElise
27th February 2007, 15:53
Is Donney hiding something from us?
schmenke
27th February 2007, 16:10
Do you think he'll tells us?
Donney
27th February 2007, 18:59
Sorry, what was that again?
schmenke
27th February 2007, 19:13
Are you deaf?
Captain VXR
27th February 2007, 20:25
Are you incontinent?
Captain VXR
27th February 2007, 20:25
Was buying that tiger a good idea?

I don't know, can anyone help?
DonnieDarco
27th February 2007, 21:59
Help with the Tiger?
CarlMetro
27th February 2007, 22:41
Shouldn't that be left to someone who knows what they're doing?
schmenke
27th February 2007, 22:57
How about we leave it with Donney?
DonnieDarco
28th February 2007, 08:52
Does he want it?
LotusElise
28th February 2007, 11:00
Are there any zoo keepers here?
Donney
28th February 2007, 11:59
why did you buy a tiger?
Captain VXR
28th February 2007, 16:21
Why was I so stupid in thinking that a tiger was a herbivore??
schmenke
28th February 2007, 19:55
Do you really want an answer to that?
Mp3 Astra
28th February 2007, 21:32
Don't you think that's pretty obvious?
schmenke
28th February 2007, 21:34
Can you elaborate?
Mp3 Astra
28th February 2007, 21:44
Do you know that you tried to make me break the rules?
Captain VXR
28th February 2007, 21:47
What is the point in a vegan tiger?
LotusElise
28th February 2007, 21:57
Didn't you say it had a taste for human flesh earlier?
schmenke
28th February 2007, 22:04
He did say that didn't he?
DonnieDarco
28th February 2007, 23:31
Don't they all?
djarumdudley
1st March 2007, 07:53
Has logic checked out of this thead?
Donney
1st March 2007, 10:50
Has logic ever been here?
CarlMetro
1st March 2007, 11:15
who knows?
fly_ac
1st March 2007, 12:09
What does who know?
djarumdudley
1st March 2007, 12:49
does who know what?
CarlMetro
1st March 2007, 13:57
What?
LotusElise
1st March 2007, 15:34
Who's going to ask the next question?
fly_ac
1st March 2007, 15:54
What will be the next answer?
Captain VXR
1st March 2007, 16:06
Why did I neuter the tiger and brainwash it to be vegan after it's lust for human flesh?
LotusElise
1st March 2007, 16:15
Did your vet advise that?
CarlMetro
1st March 2007, 16:17
Who knows?
schmenke
1st March 2007, 16:30
Who knows what?
Captain VXR
1st March 2007, 18:48
Who knows why my tiger's vet has been consumed by the tiger after the vegan diet didn't go well?
Donney
1st March 2007, 18:58
Was your tiger hungry?
CarlMetro
1st March 2007, 21:23
Isn't the answer a bit obvious?
schmenke
1st March 2007, 22:28
Do you think we should investigate this further?
CarlMetro
2nd March 2007, 09:06
Is it worth the effort?
LotusElise
2nd March 2007, 09:16
More importantly, are you wanted by the police in connection with the vet's disappearance?
fly_ac
2nd March 2007, 09:51
Who phoned the Police then?
Donney
2nd March 2007, 11:32
Sting?
:dozey: :p :
schmenke
2nd March 2007, 15:03
Anyone going to their upcoming show?
Captain VXR
2nd March 2007, 16:22
Can we get back to the police wanting to talk to me over the tiger-vet incident?
schmenke
2nd March 2007, 16:32
Hasn't that issue been settled yet?
LotusElise
2nd March 2007, 17:23
Should we be discussing cases still under investigation?
CarlMetro
2nd March 2007, 19:42
IS that what normally happens then?
schmenke
2nd March 2007, 20:19
Do we really care?
djarumdudley
3rd March 2007, 00:26
couldn't we all use a little caring?
DonnieDarco
3rd March 2007, 09:10
In what way?
Captain VXR
3rd March 2007, 09:26
Can my tiger register on here?
schmenke
3rd March 2007, 17:27
Can he log on with his own username?
Captain VXR
3rd March 2007, 19:22
Shall I test his computer skills?
DonnieDarco
3rd March 2007, 20:20
Do you have to?
Captain VXR
4th March 2007, 12:32
Do I want to give in to the tiger and then not be at risk from being his next dinner?
djarumdudley
4th March 2007, 23:03
Is this tiger on a cereal box?
Donney
5th March 2007, 09:17
How big is the cereal box?
fly_ac
5th March 2007, 10:01
When last did you feed the tiger?
schmenke
5th March 2007, 15:21
Is it still hungry?
Captain VXR
5th March 2007, 16:18
He is very hungry, what shall I feed him - the cat or the neighbour's dog that bit me?
djarumdudley
5th March 2007, 19:03
why did the dog bite you?
schmenke
5th March 2007, 19:37
Is it because the Captain is tastey?
Captain VXR
5th March 2007, 20:21
Is it because I had a packet of pork chops in my shopping bag?
LotusElise
5th March 2007, 22:13
Has anyone seen my cat?
CarlMetro
5th March 2007, 22:20
Has anyone seen your pussy?
LotusElise
6th March 2007, 09:21
Another Are You Being Served fan then?
schmenke
6th March 2007, 15:18
What king of question is that?
Captain VXR
6th March 2007, 16:27
King of what?
DonnieDarco
6th March 2007, 16:30
Questions?
schmenke
6th March 2007, 16:56
Are you having difficulty understanding this thread Donnie?
Donney
6th March 2007, 17:10
Didn't she mean the King of Questions?
djarumdudley
6th March 2007, 17:51
is there really any need for meaning?
DonnieDarco
6th March 2007, 19:08
Isn't there always a need for meaning?
CarlMetro
6th March 2007, 20:03
Do you know what the meaning is?
LotusElise
6th March 2007, 20:23
The meaning of what?
Captain VXR
6th March 2007, 21:17
Why is there a meaning of nothing?
djarumdudley
7th March 2007, 03:16
does that mean there is something in nothing?
fly_ac
7th March 2007, 08:33
Can I ask The Oracle?
LotusElise
7th March 2007, 10:30
Do you think it knows the answer?
fly_ac
7th March 2007, 13:46
Didn't she have all the answers in The Matrix?
Captain VXR
7th March 2007, 16:22
Didn't my tiger punch a chav in the face? :D
djarumdudley
7th March 2007, 17:51
can i get odds on a fight between your tiger and the Oracle?
schmenke
7th March 2007, 19:55
Don't you think that the Oracle would have the advantage?
DonnieDarco
7th March 2007, 21:31
Is anyone else sick of the tiger yet? :D
Captain VXR
7th March 2007, 21:46
Is anyone sick of the oracle yet?
schmenke
7th March 2007, 22:14
Is anyone sick of this thread yet? :p :
CarlMetro
7th March 2007, 23:28
Do you have to ask that ?
LeonBrooke
7th March 2007, 23:56
What was he supposed to do to find out?
CarlMetro
8th March 2007, 00:00
Perhaps the answer was too obvious to warrant the need for the question?
LeonBrooke
8th March 2007, 00:04
Don't you think that's an unsafe assumption to make? Don't you think it's fair to never assume the knowledge of another person? :D
CarlMetro
8th March 2007, 00:09
Are you questioning Schmenke's intelligence? :s hock:
LeonBrooke
8th March 2007, 00:14
What are you accusing me of? Do you really think I have that little respect for him? For anyone, for that matter? :s hock:
CarlMetro
8th March 2007, 00:18
So you are claiming that you don't then?
LeonBrooke
8th March 2007, 00:21
Do you think I should be consulting my lawyer before I say anything?
LotusElise
8th March 2007, 09:30
Is it ever acceptable to burn someone face up?
Donney
8th March 2007, 10:18
Would you considered it acceptable if someone burns your face?
LotusElise
8th March 2007, 14:16
Have you not been following Oily Oaf's posts in Chit Chat?
Captain VXR
8th March 2007, 16:21
Have you not been supporting VXRacing in the BTCC even though satan said you should :devil: ?
schmenke
8th March 2007, 16:27
Do we have to keep changing the subject?
Captain VXR
8th March 2007, 19:04
I don't know, better check with my Blair voodoo doll, shall I?
LeonBrooke
8th March 2007, 19:55
Aren't you more interested in Lotus planning murder? :D
CarlMetro
8th March 2007, 22:36
Is it my murder she's planning then?
djarumdudley
9th March 2007, 02:13
is a murder party being organized?
Rollo
9th March 2007, 04:50
What would be your weapon of choice?
LeonBrooke
9th March 2007, 04:58
Is it my murder she's planning then?

Have you done anything to deserve it?
djarumdudley
9th March 2007, 06:23
is a reason actually needed?
LeonBrooke
9th March 2007, 07:56
Do you really think Lotus is capable of indiscriminate murder?
CarlMetro
9th March 2007, 17:31
Isn't every woman at certain times of the month?
akv89
10th March 2007, 16:32
is a murder party being organized?

Was it Mrs. Peacock in the conservatory with a candlestick?
djarumdudley
10th March 2007, 18:50
was the candlestick lit?
LeonBrooke
11th March 2007, 06:10
Isn't every woman at certain times of the month?

Are you at any time?
djarumdudley
12th March 2007, 05:28
is now the right time?
LeonBrooke
12th March 2007, 05:31
Are we still talking about murder?
fly_ac
12th March 2007, 11:24
Who? When? Where? Why? What murder?
schmenke
12th March 2007, 13:55
Why must you ask so many questions?
djarumdudley
12th March 2007, 17:33
why haven't you provided any answers?
Captain VXR
12th March 2007, 18:42
Why did I lose my temper when my cat vomited on me :confused:
Hey cool, 800th post :D :s anta:
LeonBrooke
12th March 2007, 19:25
Did a cat vomit on you? What was it like
CarlMetro
12th March 2007, 19:48
do you really want to know that?

:crazy:
LeonBrooke
12th March 2007, 19:50
Is this still tangentially related to indiscriminate murder? And Don't you want to broaden your horizons?

Do you know anything about cycle helmet laws in New Zealand?
Captain VXR
12th March 2007, 20:14
Do you know anything about the new cycle helmet rules in Old Zealand :crazy:
CarlMetro
12th March 2007, 21:29
What?
LeonBrooke
12th March 2007, 21:31
Are we still talking about murder?
Donney
13th March 2007, 11:38
Still?
fly_ac
13th March 2007, 12:52
What was the question again?
djarumdudley
13th March 2007, 15:06
Can you repeat that?
CarlMetro
13th March 2007, 17:06
Why don't you listen?
djarumdudley
13th March 2007, 18:00
is that necessary?
Captain VXR
13th March 2007, 18:50
Is it necessary to breathe?
LeonBrooke
13th March 2007, 19:34
Is the reference to breathing a continuation of the discussion of murder?
Captain VXR
13th March 2007, 20:25
I don't know if discussion about breathing is legal, can anyone check?
CarlMetro
13th March 2007, 22:00
Why?
schmenke
13th March 2007, 22:33
What happened to the tiger?
djarumdudley
14th March 2007, 05:17
has murder befallen the tiger?
fly_ac
14th March 2007, 07:21
Is the tiger still part of the question?
CarlMetro
14th March 2007, 08:27
What tiger?
schmenke
14th March 2007, 14:21
Where have you been?
Captain VXR
14th March 2007, 16:28
My (formerly) vegan tiger wants to eat Schmenke. Can he have permission?
akv89
14th March 2007, 21:28
Is Schmenke a vegetable?
LotusElise
14th March 2007, 22:42
Did someone accuse me of murder earlier?
LeonBrooke
15th March 2007, 01:20
Did someone accuse me of murder earlier?

Who did you want to murder? Was it me? :eek:
CarlMetro
15th March 2007, 11:15
Are you offering yourself up for sacrifice then?
djarumdudley
15th March 2007, 11:41
will the sacrifice be on pay per view?
Captain VXR
15th March 2007, 16:13
Am I allowed to feed the sacrifice to the tiger?
djarumdudley
15th March 2007, 17:30
why not scarifice the tiger?
Captain VXR
15th March 2007, 17:41
Why not sacrifice djarumdudley?
djarumdudley
15th March 2007, 17:56
who would buy tickets to that?
schmenke
15th March 2007, 18:13
Wouldn't you?
Captain VXR
15th March 2007, 19:59
Where can I get tickets?
djarumdudley
15th March 2007, 21:04
Wouldn't you?

shouldn't i get a cut of the profits?
LotusElise
15th March 2007, 22:11
Who owns the copyright?
CarlMetro
15th March 2007, 22:27
Who cares?
LotusElise
15th March 2007, 22:43
Why will my work computer not let me post to the forum any more?
akv89
15th March 2007, 22:51
Didn't you do just that right now?
LotusElise
15th March 2007, 23:00
Didn't I say it was my work computer not my home one?
CarlMetro
16th March 2007, 00:38
How are we supposed to know you're not at work?
djarumdudley
16th March 2007, 03:22
how do we know your not out commiting murder?
LeonBrooke
16th March 2007, 04:56
Is it possible, Lotus, that your boss has blocked the forum?
Captain VXR
16th March 2007, 16:25
Is it possible that djarumdudley's sacrifice annoyed your boss?
djarumdudley
17th March 2007, 12:16
since when are boss's annoyed by a sacrifice?
Captain VXR
17th March 2007, 13:03
Since when are bosses pleased by sacrifices?
CarlMetro
17th March 2007, 13:26
Why do you keep asking stupid questions?
Captain VXR
17th March 2007, 15:26
Why do I exist?
LotusElise
17th March 2007, 19:12
Do you know something I don't about my boss's IT abilities?
Captain VXR
17th March 2007, 19:17
Do you know that he is a robot :robo: ?
LotusElise
17th March 2007, 19:29
How do you know my boss?
Captain VXR
17th March 2007, 19:56
How do you know I am not your boss?
djarumdudley
17th March 2007, 22:53
Who's The Boss?
CarlMetro
18th March 2007, 00:10
Didn't it used to be Bruce Springsteen?
LeonBrooke
18th March 2007, 06:40
Did anyone know that tomorrow I'm starting my latest clinical placement?
jso1985
18th March 2007, 21:25
how could we know that?
LeonBrooke
19th March 2007, 05:18
Do you mean to say that you can't read my mind?
djarumdudley
19th March 2007, 14:44
are you insisting to have a mind?