Ask Bernie Eccelstone a question.

[gloomyDAY]

I just got an e-mail from the F1 website requisitioning a question for Bernie.

Has anyone else received this e-mail?

I'll complete once I get back home from work. Cheers! :D

[Dr. Krogshöj]

What did you say to Max Mosley before the WMSC meeting last Wednesday?

[Sonic]

Who cuts your hair?

Coz I really want the same style! ;) :p : :rolleyes:

[methanolHuffer]

Dear Bernie,
What happened in your childhood that made you such an insufferable bleap?

[christophulus]

Yeah I got it too. Not much I can think of that hasn't been asked before. And let's face it, he's an expert at not giving a straight answer!

[ioan]

He'll probably tell you to ask Max! :D

[Bagwan]

How much does a sparrow weigh ?

[Dave B]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[maximilian]

Why don't you bugger off?




[That's a question, isn't it?]

[Jag_Warrior]

Hey Bernie, got any naked pictures of your daughters? No??? Well, would you like to see some? :dozey:

[dwyane]

Who is the Japan's minister of defense?

[CNR]

why is the redbull car not good enough for Sebastian Vettel



The Vettel element of the story was picked up by Germany's major daily Bild, adding that Bernie Ecclestone is also keen to see the 21-year-old in a red car but that it might not happen for contractual reasons until 2011.
Red Bull (http://www.motorsportforums.com/f1/teams/120.html)'s Christian Horner said: "Bernie is sort of like Sebastian's secret manager. He likes him very much and watches out for him.
"But why would Sebastian want to leave us? At the moment we're at the front and Ferrari are not,"

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/02072009/13/ecclestone-keen-vettel-ferrari.html

[Easy Drifter]

Are you still keeping track of the Royal Mail train schedules? :angel:

[Dave B]

Just how far can you f--- off?

[555-04Q2]

Just how far can you f--- off?

:laugh: ROTFLMFAO :laugh:

[BeansBeansBeans]

How do you stay so sharp and active aged 78?

[markabilly]

Are you still keeping track of the Royal Mail train schedules? :angel:
Best one,
all mine are too obscene, except, If you are worried about being missed, Do not, if i ever miss you, I would just reload

[markabilly]

He Benie, why do you treat F1 fans like you still worked at taco bell???




http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd187/sulisaeris/taco-bell.jpg

[wedge]

The question I sent back was:

How good are you with walking on stilts?

[call_me_andrew]

Would you reduce your own pay if it would improve the quality of racing in Formula One?

[Hawkmoon]

What's it like being married to someone 3 feet taller than you are?

[markabilly]

What's it like being married to someone 3 feet taller than you are?
BE: We used to find it convenient in the shower......and in the rain
She: I never could find it..convenient or inconvenient.....even with the microscope, and I always had to hold the umbrella....but bernie stayed dry, even when I did not have it (and I was always dry when it came to BE. :s mokin: ...0

[race_director]

how is ur 4th Gf , 3rd grand daughter ??? :)

[CNR]

if him and max are a pair of old lovers
http://www.planet-f1.com/story/0,18954,3213_5414428,00.html



Never one to side step controversy, Bernie Ecclestone has been quoted as saying that Adolf Hitler was a man who "was able to get things done" and that Max Mosley would do a better job than Gordon Brown or Tony Blair.

The outspoken Ecclestone has in the past walked a very thin line but his latest comments are bound to be interpreted as some as overstepping the mark.

Adolf Hitler was a man who "was able to get things done," Ecclestone told The Guardian.

"In a lot of ways, terrible to say this I suppose, but apart from the fact that Hitler got taken away and persuaded to do things that I have no idea whether he wanted to do or not, he was in the way that he could command a lot of people, able to get things done.

[ioan]

BE: We used to find it convenient in the shower......and in the rain
She: I never could find it..convenient or inconvenient.....even with the microscope, and I always had to hold the umbrella....but bernie stayed dry, even when I did not have it (and I was always dry when it came to BE. :s mokin: ...0

:rotflmao:

[Mauri A]

if him and max are a pair of old lovers
http://www.planet-f1.com/story/0,18954,3213_5414428,00.html
Just how can an idiot like Uncle Bernie still be commanding F1?

[maximilian]

Ecclestone... isn't that a Jewish name? ;)

[Easy Drifter]

What kind of ignorant racist comment is that?

[cynisca]

Mr Ecclestone, may I drive a Formula One car for one race?

[ioan]

Yeah anti semitic comments like this are a bit over the top in my opinion.. :(

I'm abit confused as to why this would be relevant?

Because Bernie talks like a Hitler fan?!

http://www.familytreedna.com/public/Eckersley/default.aspx

http://genealogy.familyeducation.com/surname-origin/eccleston

Didn't know that Lancashire was the promised land. Mind you, it would solve the problems of the Middle-East if it was.

[ioan]

I can understand the irony, but think this subject should be left well alone don't you? It has nothing to do with F1 and is likely to cause offence..IMO :)

plus as Tamb say's Ecclestone is a British name and has no relevance to the comment...

Let's not go extreme on the PC manure. The poster might be wrong about the origins of the Ecclestone name, but calling something Jewish is NOT antisemitism.

[Big Ben]

How about Pol Pot? He got things done too.

[mileman]

Bernie - What's up with that awful Andy Warhol hair do? You could scare young children and make them cry.

[emporer_k]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

African or European?

[Dave B]

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?