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Tazio
1st November 2008, 02:41
I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless! :)

gloomyDAY
1st November 2008, 03:30
I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless! :) I'm not sitting next to you on Sunday. :dozey:

markabilly
1st November 2008, 13:08
I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless! :)



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Tazio
1st November 2008, 15:11
First recorded event:

10:14:56 [donks] wet fart :s

I hope he doesn't sue me :laugh:

See what your missing in pino's chat room! :p :

Tazio
1st November 2008, 17:00
10:56:55 [courageous] I just threw up a little bit - could ITV get any worse? :p :

markabilly
1st November 2008, 18:35
With trulli on front row, Pino should got those diapers for himself...

I would post another link but i don't do Italian

donKey jote
1st November 2008, 18:53
First recorded event:
10:14:56 [donks] wet fart :s


just to put my comment in context ;) :
http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/more-whales/20040126-taiwan/#3

:dozey:
:D
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

Tazio
1st November 2008, 19:04
just to put my comment in context ;) :
http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/more-whales/20040126-taiwan/#3

:dozey:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif
http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/more-whales/20040126-taiwan/#3
"Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen — the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan — drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported." :eek:
:laugh:

donKey jote
1st November 2008, 19:18
so now you see why I was so interested in the documentary :erm: :p :

N. Jones
2nd November 2008, 02:21
I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless! :)

I will be watching my children since my wife will be at work so I will be "the perfect dad" during the race. :)

PSfan
2nd November 2008, 18:29
Just for you Tazio:

13:32:52 [knock-on] OMG, I'm ting myself now

Robinho
2nd November 2008, 18:48
did i, hell yes, several times, just in teh last 3 laps, let alone the rest of it

yodasarmpit
2nd November 2008, 19:04
In that last lap, yes.

Knock-on
2nd November 2008, 19:10
Don't even joke about it.

I got through 3 pairs of pants and a G-String!!

Tazio
3rd November 2008, 04:52
Don't even joke about it.

I got through 3 pairs of pants and a G-String!! :laugh: