Does anyone know any good jokes??

[Hotbikerchic33]

Does any of you know any good jokes i can text my boyfriend while he is at work please??? :confused:

[schmenke]

Patience. It's Friday... :s tareup:

[oily oaf]

Patience. It's Friday... :s tareup:

;)

[race aficionado]

http://www.motorsportforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112772

start texing



:s mokin:

[Andrewmcm]

Why are pirates so mean?
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Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Why are pirates so mean?
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Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


The thread title is 'Does anyone know any GOOD jokes?' :rolleyes:

[agwiii]

This might be humor, but it's not (technically) a joke.

[luvracin]

A Horse walks into the bar...

Barman says "Why the long face?"

BOOM BOOM!!

[jim mcglinchey]

This might be humor, but it's not (technically) a joke.

Jayyziss, are you trying to get us in trouble?!

[vanillagirl85]

i have a joke.

FEMINISM!

HAHAHAHA

(just kidding)

[mate]

-This will make you laugh!

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was
invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears


Or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they
came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, A
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.

Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed
glasses."