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maxu05

2nd July 2008, 13:11

Just read on crash.net that Lewis is rated as F1's biggest ever playboy. They must be kidding. Is it April 1st already ? He doesn't even know what a willy is.
http://www.crash.net/motorsport/f1/news ... _ever.html (http://www.crash.net/motorsport/f1/news/165674-0/lewis_hamilton_voted_f1's_top_playboy_ever.html)

Dave B

2nd July 2008, 13:14

I think that James Hunt and Eddie Irvine might have something to say about that, to name just two!

ShiftingGears

2nd July 2008, 13:16

:laugh: I doubt the voters know anything about F1 besides what tabloids tell them.

Top five according to driving ability:

1. Michael Schumacher
2. Ayrton Senna
3. Lewis Hamilton
4. Sir Jackie Stewart
5. Nigel Mansell

Also wrong.

ArrowsFA1

2nd July 2008, 13:18

Now lets see who did the poll...

...Nuts TV Sports News

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Tazio

2nd July 2008, 13:29

Didn't you know that everything is the biggest, best, and most as projected by today's media hysteria!

Dave B

2nd July 2008, 13:40

Now lets see who did the poll...

...Nuts TV Sports News

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That explains everything. For non-UK forumers, Nuts is a lads-mag for little boys who can't reach the proper porn mags on the top shelf yet but somehow think that silicone breasts and after-market exhausts are the most important things in the world. I'd imagine that their TV channel is largely the same, but sanity prevents me from wasting precious cathode-rays by looking.

Tazio

2nd July 2008, 13:45

NOTW would be my guess :D

ioan

2nd July 2008, 14:30

:rotflmao:

Knock-on

2nd July 2008, 15:01

NOTW would be my guess :D

Nuts makes the NotW look like an intelligent read :D

Tazio

2nd July 2008, 16:05

Nuts makes the NotW look like an intelligent read :D I kind of got that impression from the previous post.
Mine was intended to inject just a wee bit of irony :D

SGWilko

2nd July 2008, 16:08

Nuts makes the NotW look like an intelligent read :D

Nuts is for oiks in Ciroen Saxos that insist on having SAXO written in big letters in the back window - as if the standard badge didn't give everyone else a clue....

These same oiks like very noisy exhaust systems that sound like their car is about to let go, and have half of halfrauds audio department stuffed in the boot, playing noisy stuff with vocalists (lose definition of the term) who talk about pu55y, and use the slang word for Negro quite a lot.

Oh, and they say innit like, sort a like fing, innit bro? [suck teeth for effect]

Can we have a national 'waste an oik' week please Mr Brown?

Tazio

2nd July 2008, 16:22

These same oiks like very noisy exhaust systems that sound like their car is about to let go, and have half of halfrauds audio department stuffed in the boot, playing noisy stuff with vocalists (lose definition of the term) who talk about pu55y, and use the slang word for Negro quite a lot.

That sound like the same losers you see in the (pick a city) U.S.A.

Azumanga Davo

2nd July 2008, 18:05

Barry Boys magazine of choice ;) . (not the website, the chavs of course)

ArrowsFA1

3rd July 2008, 08:47

Nuts is for oiks in Ciroen Saxos...
Nuts, whole hazelnuts.
Cadbury's make 'em
And they cover 'em in chocolate

:p

3rd July 2008, 14:33

somehow think that silicone breasts and after-market exhausts are the most important things in the world.

You mean I've wasted my life?