[OT] Joke

[Abo]

Is this still allowed?

I was walking through graveyard recently and saw 4 men carrying a coffin. Then 15 mins later I saw the same men carrying the same coffin but in another part of the graveyard. I thought to myself: They've lost the bloody plot!

[racing59]

JJ gonna hunt you down and penalise ya! ;) :D

[fastbob]

Abo.... do all your jokes fall on death ears.........

[racing59]

Abo.... do all your jokes fall on death ears.........

Ofcorpse they do!

[fastbob]

Any way...... enough of the off thread humour.... your only digging a hole for yourself!!

[Redmond500]

your only digging a hole for yourself!!

hur hur :p

[racing59]

Any way...... enough of the off thread humour.... your only digging a hole for yourself!!

Yes, it looks like it's hit a dead end.

[JovialJooles]

Sounds like they were having trouble placing it in the dead centre...

[Reynard]

Just be careful you guys don't end up flogging a dead horse... :cheese:

[racing59]

Did Witty just say "End Up"?

[fastbob]

Ah Rob.... you just killed the joke!!

[racing59]

Apologies. It ended up hitting me dead smack in between my eyes!

[Abo]

Sorry Rob, watch you don't end up ending up with a warning!

[Reynard]

Sorry Rob, watch you don't end up ending up with a warning!

I'm just too busy splitting my sides laughing to worry about that - think you guys have scored a bullseye with the humour.

Think I'll struggle with the deadpan act... ;)

[JovialJooles]

Not only will you struggle, but you will face some pretty stiff competition...

[racing59]

You're splitting your sides? Blimey, I can't stop coffin!

[racing59]

Who said black humour was dead!?

[JovialJooles]

You're splitting your sides? Blimey, I can't stop coffin!

That's the best one yet! Did you re hearse the punch line?

[Reynard]

I'm sure he did, Julian, but it's left him dead last in this little caper. ;)

[racing59]

What I want to know is what will I do when this thread has deceased?