Choose you own... Stig intros.

[Rollo]

It's time for fun with another useless competition, of course we wont send the entries to the BBC for fear that they've all been faked but that's another story...</p></p>




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And now it's time to hand the Pug 308 over to our tame racing driver...</p></p>




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Some say that he is actually blind but feels his way around a track by using &quot;the force&quot;, we just call him - The Stig.</p></p>

[Res Ipsa Loquitur]

Some say he has a terrible fear of tortoises. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say he eats hot toast with his bare hands. We call him the Stig.

[Norwegian Blue]

Some say he can fit his entire body between the spikes on a comb...

[millencolin]

Some say that he can juggle watermelons with his ears...

And that his diet consists of nothing but fried onion...

All we know is that he is called THE STIG!!!

[MrJan]

Some say his head faces backwards and he is incapable of pronouncing the word cheese.

[DonnieDarco]

Some say that if he wanted, he could have Alan Sugar fired.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Some say that he had nothing to do with the Moor Park 'cottaging' incident, and that he urinates sideways.....all we do know is HE'S CALLED THE STIG.

[RaikkonenRules]

Some say he was the one who injured Juan Pablo Montoya's shoulder back in 2005..... and that his head is an actual crash helmet.... all we know is HE'S CALLED THE STIG

[Pawprint]

I'm loving
millencolin,
Mr Jan Yeo, and
DonnieDarco's idea!!!

I'll post up soon.

[maxu05]

Some say that he was offered the leading role in a remake of the Sound Of Music, and that he took up ballet to improve his dancing for the role, all we know is, he's called THE STIG.

[thompp]

Some say that the Stig...

...has webbed feet and can swim like a fish...
...has webbed tonsils and can drink like a fish...
...has a potted cactus plant called Steve.....
...lives in a Volcano, and eats Magma...
...played for Accrington Stanley in the 1970's...
...drives a Hillman Imp called Trevor...
...was once married to both Starsky & Hutch...
...rides to work on an elephant every day...
...has gills and can breathe underwater...
...is actually over nine foot tall, but is mostly underground...
...is completely computer-generated...
...appeared in Last of the Mohicans as an extra...
...can see dead people...
...head screws off when twisted anti-clockwise...
...was found frozen in a glacier and de-frosted...
...has Wagner's full ring-cycle for his ring-tone...
...lives with Bernie Clifton and his ostrich...
...speaks 17 languages...

[Mp3 Astra]

Some say that he invented the Congestion Charge.
And that he is powered by coal
All we really know is that he's called the Stig.

[SubaruNorway]

Some say Diana was killed while racing the Stig (hope that wasen't over the top) :D

[306 Cosworth]

Some say that his real name is really mohammed, and he comes from a council estate in Birmingham, all we know is he's called the STIG!

[JSH]

Some say he urinates Petroleum, and can reflash engine ECU's telepathically....

We just know him as THE STIG!