Lewis Hamilton waits patiently for crack at Girls Aloud star

[Tazio]

Philandering Chelsea and England star Ashley Cole is in danger of losing his battle to hang on to pop star wife Cheryl Tweedie after it was sensationally revealed that F1 star Lewis Hamilton believes it's his turn for a crack at winning her affections.

Hamilton spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com from his F1 car during the Australian Grand Prix: "I'd definitely like to get into her knickers. I've told her as much, and if things go according to plan, by the end of the season she'll be bouncing up and down in pole position with me underneath her as F1 World Champion."
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i32047

[Valve Bounce]

Really Taz!! this should be in Chit Chat, if not Bay 13. :rolleyes:

[Daniel]

I agree with VB. Can this get moved to Chit Chat? Who cares about who's shagging who? :crazy: Or who's not shagging who as the case is.

[ioan]

What the...? :rotflmao:

[SGWilko]

Philandering Chelsea and England star Ashley Cole is in danger of losing his battle to hang on to pop star wife Cheryl Tweedie after it was sensationally revealed that F1 star Lewis Hamilton believes it's his turn for a crack at winning her affections.

Hamilton spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com from his F1 car during the Australian Grand Prix: "I'd definitely like to get into her knickers. I've told her as much, and if things go according to plan, by the end of the season she'll be bouncing up and down in pole position with me underneath her as F1 World Champion."
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i32047

Nudge nudge, wink wink. Are we going to see the two seater McLaren actually used in a race this season then.... :rotflmao: