Thread: 3 word link

because he had

a fist in

that Irvine fool

who then cried

me lucky charms!!

After this terrible

accident at Silverstone

brutalized starfish everywhere

, the aforementioned starfish

exploded into many

Nissan R35 GTRs

which drove off

*how does a starfish explode into Nissan R35 GTRs?*

in unspectacular fashion

into a wall

composed of clowns

who were dead.

It was a foggy November night Donney was having lots of trouble with his faithful companion. He was unsure of why there was always a bee inside it kept stinging in the least humane manner. Donney never expected that and was determined to get to the Gay Village where the bee often enjoys a quiet drink with his waspy friends. After drinking some beers a fight ensued and the bees all gathered killing Donney with kindness. But Donney was unwilling to be killed without some fun with Takuma Sato's favourite sex toys. He was rather surprised because he wanted a guarantee of cheap fun involving pornography and wressling. Takuma Sato said:
"Hey, Donney, why do you always tread on my pet cockroach. It is very fragile. Leave it alone." Quoth the raven ,
"Why don't you go and find some shoes and take them to the duty free shop which sells llama dung for some extraordinary collectors who are entusiastic; some would say but don't admit it."
The Raven has a disease that buttered toast cannot cure. But perhaps scones with gravy could cure but only if
the gravy is frozen. While making delicate chocalate thunder cookies, Mark Blundell rang Takuma to explain the situation;"spare car gone!!", So he won't be driving any tommorow to work at KFC where chickens rule the sporadically in anarchy -filled deep fat and processed chicken. Donney decided to stop this nonsense and make KFC for the masses of fat people, although Takuma thought that Princess Peach was hot and held the record for longest nonsequitor in the universe. Bearing strong fruit which enhanced his physique; Donney fought numerous Mike Tysons consecutively, as they all beat the crap out of him because they were upset at his stinky breath, so there was no time to gargle adequate mouthwash because he had a fist in that Irvine fool who then cried "me lucky charms!!" After this terrible accident at Silverstone brutalized starfish everywhere, the aforementioned starfish exploded into many Nissan R35 GTRs which drove off in unspectacular fashion into a wall composed of clowns who were dead.

A drifting Monaro

ran out of

reasons to turn