Fgp 2015

[N. Jones]

Underdog Jens GP has immediately created the first scandal of the season by controversially signing a non-existent Manor driver. However, TP Jens claims this decision is legal, because they were among the price options, even if the driver himself and team never appears on te grid.

Jens has not shocked anybody by blowing more smoke out his behind that the exhaust out of the team's cars!

[N. Jones]

Jens... your Underfrog team needs to go sit next to the other big-headed team - The Fighting Jabronie's Mafia....

[N. Jones]

Henners - you can change your team if you want since it is exact to mine.

[Koz]

Do you really want to? You team is legal.

Yes, I do! It will be terrible scoring the same points as me every race, you know it! And even though this is the winning team that we have picked, I'd very much rather come last than share the glory victory!

Raikkonen - 10
Sainz - 7
Chassis - Mclaren - 12
Engine - Mercedes - 18
Jean-Eric Vergne - 1

Spa

[N. Jones]

Everybody loves that discount Raikkonen in aisle 5!

[N. Jones]

Yes, I do! It will be terrible scoring the same points as me every race, you know it! And even though this is the winning team that we have picked, I'd very much rather come last than share the glory victory!

Raikkonen - 10
Sainz - 7
Chassis - Mclaren - 12
Engine - Mercedes - 18
Jean-Eric Vergne - 1

Spa

I meant Koz. Sorry. This is changed.

[rjbetty]

FORD FOCUS F1 TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT

The Ford Focus F1 Team would like to announce we will be making an announcement on an entry into the 2015 FGP series - and just when everyone thought we were dead and buried! Nope, no-one is getting their hands on our prize money from last year.

Rumours are that team boss rjbetty, who has kinda deserted the team but seems to be out there somewhere, wants to defy all logic by again continuing with a McLaren line-up, despite the fact they single handedly ruined the teams first 2 seasons in the sport!

"We feel we need to do something different in order to have a chance to get ahead in the game. No-one is choosing McLaren. No-one is choosing Red Bull either, but they're too expensive, and it seems the boss thinks they will slip back slightly this year".

If we keep choosing McLaren every year, one day we have to hit the jackpot.

Stay tuned for an official announcement.

[N. Jones]

so, in other words, you're planning to plan?

[aryan]

Due to current financial turmoil, the Mt. Damavand F1 team is struggling to find a title sponsor.

Despite being the reigning champion, it seems few brand want to associate with us now that our name was tarnished when we received NSA's money last year.

NSA meanwhile has expressed no desire to continue this successful relationship, as they proclaimed that they now have access to everyone's data across the board and do not need to engage in any PR spin anymore.

Interested parties who can fund at least AUD $20 to become the title sponsor of the reginging champions are encouraged to PM the team owner urgently!

[Tazio]

Chassis: Mercedes (20M)
Team-Engine: Mercedes (18M)

Wow you are really living on the edge!