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29th March 2012, 19:48 #1
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2012 Drivers excuses
I just come up with what I think the best drivers excuse will be, ahead of the series opener on Sunday.
"I was dazzled by the paint job on the other car and swerved into him...!"
"Because of the petrol drivers strike we had to go carefully to make sure we finished the race."
"If I didn't have a turbo, like last year, I wouldn't have been going so fast, and, therefore I could have avoided the crash."
"Oi, you little toad, come back here with my walking frame."
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29th March 2012, 23:34 #2
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"It wasn't my fault I ended up in the gravel trap, my satnav said to go straight on at Druids!"
Blackadder! Blackadder! With many a cunning plan,
Blackadder! Blackadder! You horrid little man.
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30th March 2012, 00:22 #3
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"He had a "If you can read this, your to close sticker" on his read bumper and i couldn't read it so moved closer but i didn't see him braking"
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30th March 2012, 10:53 #4
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Plato will surprise us all.
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30th March 2012, 13:27 #5
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Originally Posted by F1boatNissan Racing Micra - :smokin:
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30th March 2012, 19:10 #6
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"The team are useless, the car is terrible, the victory was purely down to my incredible talent, so I would like to dedicate the win to myself,"
Blackadder! Blackadder! With many a cunning plan,
Blackadder! Blackadder! You horrid little man.
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31st March 2012, 16:55 #7
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i got one for Chris James.
"i saw the pretty lights flashing and i was put in a trance"
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1st April 2012, 08:15 #8
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I ran out of talent......
Is there a better sound than that of Porsche engined Flat-6 ???
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1st April 2012, 11:33 #9
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HAHAHA!!!
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1st April 2012, 21:02 #10
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Originally Posted by AndyRACNissan Racing Micra - :smokin:
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