What are my thoughts about an Indy 500 without Danica? It would be preferable to one with her, because more of the focus would be on the race, and the racers. It's an interesting contrast to golf, in which the participant who draws the most media interest is also the best player. The interest in Danica is like the interest in Anna Kornikova in tennis--despite never winning, she was easily the most popular internet search among men under the age of 30.

How many showers have you taken today, Danica?