Quote Originally Posted by BeansBeansBeans
A humorous Hammers fan with a fondness for innuendo? Oily is Russell Brand.
Bloody hell Beansie are you pyschic or what mate?

I was just going to submit a post on that very topic.

I regularly frequent an underground West Ham forum on which I am moderator in chief in that I visit people at their homes and nail them to the sideboard for neglecting to use foul and abusive language or to speak about young women in the most vile and degrading fashion possible.

Anyway the members therein are absolutely convinced that despite my protestations to the contrary I am the very fuzzy haired celebrity of whom you speak.

I wouldn't mind his money and no error.
Some of his birds wouldn't go amiss either (sleaze, letch, fumble)