I'd like an Aston Martin .... (free stuff)

[Hazell B]

How's Sheldon?

He's known as Sh*tty to his mates now, thanks to being a little poo. He's fine but hard work. Bought him a doggy intelligence test and he finishes it in under 1 1/2 minutes when it should take five or so
Kipper's stopped trying to eat him.

The horse has arrived and is a thug. He's not too costly to keep for me, and we wanted another horse anyway, so it's no problem Gridgirl. Maybe a tenner a week average is all he'll cost over the year and I'm willing to bet that's less than most people spend on lunches during their working week. Spending thousands on land, stables and everything in the past is what makes horse ownership cheap now.

And I still haven't been offered an Aston. Somebody gave me some meat pies but that's hardly a substitute

[Eki]

Bought him a doggy intelligence test and he finishes it in under 1 1/2 minutes when it should take five or so

He will probably get Naburn's job in the SAS when Naburn decides to retire.