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19th February 2007, 18:27 #51
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So what I really need is Burberis, Gorse, Poison Oak, Lantana, Christ's Thorn, the one that begins with "P" and few cuttings from Race's Poison Ivy to make the planting process much more enjoyable than would normally be the case
Sorted!Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:
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20th February 2007, 00:28 #52
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Wait Pops!!
I've got it - Bouganvillia. Grows faster than a teenage boy's pecker at a Spice Girls concert, has large thorns, but has nice pretty pink flowers to lure the unsuspecting. Just the other day, Mrs Jaws got her bikini caught on the Bouganvillia that surounds our pool and it clean ripped it off much to the delight of Jawsy and our Blue Healer "Warnie". We both rushed to lick the wounds. Rotten mutt.
It is so effective that I am now planting it inside the house.Curse you and your rotten genes Oily :hmph:
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20th February 2007, 00:35 #53
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Originally Posted by Donney
I will throw a few bogans (local equivalent of the chav) to the lantana and observe the results.Forza Ferrari!!
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20th February 2007, 09:34 #54
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Originally Posted by jim mcglinchey
Bouganvillia might be a bit big and too sweetly scented for Oily's needs. It's lovely stuff, but not seen here very often as it hates our weather."The Jaguar's going cheap"
"Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:
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20th February 2007, 18:43 #55
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Originally Posted by Hazell B
Listen mate I had Bougainvillea(SP) growing outside my apartment when I spent a year in Lisbon and I swear there wasn't a thorn in sight.
Maybe the OZ version is a bit more macho than it's somewhat effeminate European counterpart mate
It's a lovely bit of stuff I'll give you that but as my personal gardener points out I can't see it staying the course in London's polluted environs
PS I actually spotted a group of chavsters standing perilously close to my beloved wall on Sunday afternoon and gently pointed out what my course of action would be should I spot them in the vicinity again.
As they shuffled disconsolately away with hooded heads bowed I got the distinct impression that I'd made myself crystal clearOh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:
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20th February 2007, 19:18 #56
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Oily, forget the hedge and get yourself a few plant pots with carrots for your front window sills.
When you spot the chavs, remove the carrots and place them on your bedside table , grab the plant pots, take aim and hurl
United in diversity !!!
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20th February 2007, 20:23 #57
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just be sure you hurl the plant pots and not the pot plants.
and carrots on your bedside table are an open invitation to a known burrito in this forum. . . . which is an OK thing.
Just keep him off the poison ivy - only a nibble will sufice.
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20th February 2007, 20:58 #58
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Originally Posted by race aficionado"The Jaguar's going cheap"
"Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:
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21st February 2007, 02:43 #59
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Aw shuck Pops, off to my room again. I promise to be good this time
Curse you and your rotten genes Oily :hmph:
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