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  1. 22nd December 2006, 00:01 #11
    Drew
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    Tell everybody on an internet forum the stupidest thing I've ever done? :
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  2. 22nd December 2006, 05:10 #12
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    punched myself in my privates for a laugh
    Sir! While I disagree with what you are saying, I will fight to the death your right to spell the words incorerctly and use heinous.. grammar yo !!!
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  3. 22nd December 2006, 06:23 #13
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    Not glancing over my shoulder to see who was entering the bogs of a West London boozer while I was having a quick gypsy's in the urinal.
    Had I done so I would no doubt have noticed that the 3 gentlemen that were joining me were the very same with whom I'd had a little altercation a few nights previously.
    In the frank and firm exchange of pleasantries which ensued I had both my eyes closed and was stabbed in the buttocks (twice )

    However in an almost unbelievably spooky post script to my tale, one of my assailants was found a month later lying in Mare Street Hackney with his features so profoundly rearranged that even his old mum wouldn't have known 'im.
    They never did catch the geezer who clumped 'im. mokin:

    It's a funny old world and no error eh boys and girls?
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:
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  4. 22nd December 2006, 06:31 #14
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    Pick a fight with fousto. Not a clever move :
    "But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.
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  5. 22nd December 2006, 10:42 #15
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    Try and feel for the air coming out of a compressor fan, which promptly sucked my finger in and chewed it up :\

    I was 5 at the time : (I'm not much more sensible now )
    If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!
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  6. 22nd December 2006, 20:59 #16
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    Leaning on a one of those windows the size of a door when it was open - it fecking hurt - falling over
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