Turkey of the Year!

[Hazell B]

Go on then, vent your speens!

Who's been the most annoying person of 2006?

Kate Moss made millions out of being a chavvy drug user, Robbie Williams made a dire record and moaned a lot, Chris Moyles said some racist stuff (can't remember who to now, though) and Michael Jackson couldn't sing his own song properly.

But my choices are Peter Jackson, film director. He's been dumped from The Hobbit and done nothing but whine about it. The man can't make a watchable film at the best of times so at least this is slowing his progress a bit I guess : Mel Gibson's the other. Not because of his Jew tirade, but because he's so damned worthy yet says nothing worth listening to

Special mention to Carol Vordemann, as always

[BeansBeansBeans]

Jamie Oliver, Jamie Oliver's wife, Davina McCall, Robbie Williams...the usual suspects.

Chris Moyles said some racist stuff (can't remember who to now, though)

I think you're referring to the incident with Halle Berry. I don't like Chris Moyles, but I think it's unfair to describe what he said as racist.

[Drew]

Zara what's her face, the woman that won sports personality of the year. Perhaps personally I just don't like her :

I'm sure Borat and Paris Hilton will feature highly.

[Gannex]

For me, Clare Short wins again, having won the coveted title every year since about 2001. Close runners-up include the Chief Constable of Wales (I think it was), who decreed there should be a zero-tolerance policy for speeding.

[Drew]

For me, Clare Short wins again, having won the coveted title every year since about 2001. Close runners-up include the Chief Constable of Wales (I think it was), who decreed there should be a zero-tolerance policy for speeding.

The chief constable of North Wales :

What has Carol Vorderman done to annoy you Hazell, anyway?

[millencolin]

Germiane Greer... everytime i see her face i want to reach for my cricket bat and beat her senseless... too violent?

[Azumanga Davo]

No, just the kind of balanced Australian view I like to hear, Mr millencolin...

Special mention to Paris 'I'm everywhere, can't bloody sing, don't do anything really worthy of a mention but seem to make the press dribble with anticipation for some reason' Hilton. You can tell she annoys me slightly...

[oily oaf]

Darling Western Hyenas

As a devout muslim I love everybody except Howard off the Halifax adverts and George W Bush whose pubic hairs I should like to pluck individually with a pair of electrified pliers before standing atop his shoulders and nipping off a big smelly poopy plop on to his silly haircut.

Lots of lovey wuv wuv and big sloppy kisses
Mohammed
xxxxxxxxxx

[ShiftingGears]

No, just the kind of balanced Australian view I like to hear, Mr millencolin...

Special mention to Paris 'I'm everywhere, can't bloody sing, don't do anything really worthy of a mention but seem to make the press dribble with anticipation for some reason' Hilton. You can tell she annoys me slightly...

Yeah I know what you mean, she was just in Australia and we've had to put up with it. Why us God?

[Captain VXR]

I hate Greenpeace, so blatantly picking on motorists, describing the as evil and brainwashing people.