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    Angry Oi! Dont Dodge Viper's Birthday

    Sorry about the belated birthday best wishes mate.
    I only just realised that you have to check the calendar in the user cp to establish who's gonna be lying spreadeagled in a pool of their own stomach contents on any given day.
    Hope you had a relatively pain free day fella.
    Hey do you realise that with your dodgy knee and my gammy hip we could lash ourselves together with a bit of rope and forge a more than usefull career at the heart of the West Ham back four.
    You think I'm joking doncha?
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:

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    are we talking about viper_man? belated wishes to you then!
    Tito Vilanova = :champion:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    are we talking about viper_man? belated wishes to you then!
    We are indeed Sherlock

    Sorry if I was a bit vague up there.
    I'm quite old you know.
    (drains glass of Wincarnis, hikes up incontinence overalls and wanders aimlessly into street shouting "I remember when this was all fields you know)

    I think I'll have a nice bit o' brisket for me tea tonight........brisket yes.
    We used to 'ave that during the war you know.
    No bananas in them days neither
    My Albert used to say 'e'd kill for a nice banana.
    Mind you they 'anged 'im in 1943 for stabbing an exotic fruit porter in Covent Garden Market
    Still they was 'appy days
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:

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    Not vague old man but I was wondering why a Red would be part of the Hammers new back four to Curb their slide?
    Tito Vilanova = :champion:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Not vague old man but I was wondering why a Red would be part of the Hammers new back four to Curb their slide?
    Curb their slide heheheheh........... Curb their slide hahahahahaha............... Yes Curb their slide hehhehohohohohahahahahaha

    You'll do anyhing for a cheap laugh mate
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:

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    Nice pun Oily

    I already wished him happy birthday in another thread but..... happy Birthday Viper Man!
    Rule 1 of the forum, always accuse anyone who disagrees with you of bias.I would say that though.

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    Happy late Birthday to Viper Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel
    Nice pun Oily

    I already wished him happy birthday in another thread but..... happy Birthday Viper Man!

    hey, i enjoyed that one too Hope you had a top birthday mate
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    Happy Birthday viper_man!

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    (Belated) Happy Birthday Viper_Man
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