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    Hilarious Driver Quotes

    I decided to open this one, because I just ejected my beer through the nose after watching Vettel in the press conference. Asked about the Utra-Soft tyres: "Well, it's like asking a rabbit how his first date went. He will tell you it was great, but it didn't last very long."

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    как могу я знать что я думаю, пока не слушал что я говорю

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    "So I think I did everything right, absolutely everything right." Daniiel Kvyat

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    https://www.carthrottle.com/post/10-...n-quotes-ever/ Kimi Quotes

    My favs from the above:

    Martin Brundle: “Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.”
    Kimi Raikkonen: “Yeah.”
    MB: “Will you get over it?”
    KM: “Yeah. I was having a sh*t.”

    2013 Aus press conference:
    Interviewer: “Who wants to start with that one, Kimi?”
    Kimi Raikkonen: “No, I don’t want to”

    The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased; It can only be accepted.
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    Not a driver quote
    "Aerodynamics is for people who can't build engines". - Enzo Ferrari,on increasing use of aerodynamics in F1
    But is kinda sums up Ferrari's approach to F1 until the end of the 70's

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    The old Mclaren ad.

    JPM - "Do you ever have to fix a photocopier?"
    Kimi - "A what?"
    JPN - "A photo-copy-er"
    Kimi - "What is the photocopier?"

    I like to believe that wasn't scripted.

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    "You f*cking idiot, you broke my fucking head. Miiiraa! You f*cking idiot!" JPM, as his wife covers his mouth with her hand.

    He sure did like calling everyone a "f*cking idiot".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koz View Post
    "You f*cking idiot, you broke my fucking head. Miiiraa! You f*cking idiot!" JPM, as his wife covers his mouth with her hand.

    He sure did like calling everyone a "f*cking idiot".
    He did that in a race as well. I think it was Indianapolis. "F***ing Räikkönen"
    как могу я знать что я думаю, пока не слушал что я говорю

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_bytedisaster View Post
    He did that in a race as well. I think it was Indianapolis. "F***ing Räikkönen"
    I thought that was Spa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by henners88 View Post
    I thought that was Spa?
    Correct, my fault. But he dropped the F-bomb on radio too when serving a drive-through at Indy. He was always good for some trucker language on air, although his standing record for most f-bombs in a single transmission was broken by Vettel in Sochi
    как могу я знать что я думаю, пока не слушал что я говорю

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    Not to mention 'there is a deer on the track Juan'

    JPM: 'Oh deer'

    Austria I think, maybe 2002?
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