FGP 2014

[Tazio]

Slash LLC is pleased to announce that that we have named Tamberello to head our public relations dept. We are also proud to reveal that Wade will fill the post vacated by Knock-on, and is our new director of corporate communication. We would also like to dispel the rumor that that position was turned down by Eki.

[airshifter]

Slash LLC is pleased to announce that that we have named Tamberello to head our public relations dept. We are also proud to reveal that Wade will fill the post vacated by Knock-on, and is our new director of corporate communication. We would also like to dispel the rumor that that position was turned down by Eki.

Being a team that immediately responds to in all areas of management, Team Loco Americano F1 has immediately realized the brilliance in the Slash LLC hiring announcement and quickly made some additions of their own to assist the team. Roamy (Fousto) has been retained for security and international relations. Spafranco will assist by protesting everything the other teams do. Daniel will present those protests to the FIA, but is contractually obligated to not bring up the use of canopies. Gadjo_dido will be team gypsy, and cast strange spells on opposing teams.


Having also learned from last year, the team management realized that the excess of beautiful grid girls, models, celebrities, etc in the team areas were not being used to the fullest potential. As such this year some of them will be recruited to distract management of other teams, and for photo recon of other teams. I understand that some may encounter "wardrobe malfunctions" as a distraction tactic, but due to limited clothing budget this appears to be out of our control.

[N. Jones]

you can but I much rather you didnt :-)

[Tazio]

Slash LLC is pleased to announce that that we have named Tamberello to head our public relations dept. We are also proud to reveal that Wade will fill the post vacated by Knock-on, and is our new director of corporate communication. We would also like to dispel the rumor that that position was turned down by Eki.

Being a team that immediately responds to in all areas of management,
Spafranco will assist by protesting everything the other teams do.

Gadjo_dido will be team gypsy, and cast strange spells on opposing teams.

Just get her to tell you your teams fortune, unless you're afraid she'll bust your crystal balls!

[COD]

Team: Force Finland

Driver 1: Ricciardo
Driver 2: Bottas
Reserve: Kovalainen

Chassis: MacLaren
Team-Engine: Mercedes

Bonus Gp: Monaco

[airshifter]

Slash LLC is pleased to announce that that we have named Tamberello to head our public relations dept. We are also proud to reveal that Wade will fill the post vacated by Knock-on, and is our new director of corporate communication. We would also like to dispel the rumor that that position was turned down by Eki.

Being a team that immediately responds to in all areas of management,
Spafranco will assist by protesting everything the other teams do.

Gadjo_dido will be team gypsy, and cast strange spells on opposing teams.

Just get her to tell you your teams fortune, unless you're afraid she'll bust your crystal balls!

I'm not scared of that gypsy spell crap, I'm just hoping it gets in the heads of the competition. But I'm rather fond of my crystal balls, so I'd rather play it safe.

[N. Jones]

POSF1 has announced their winning lineup for 2014.

After considerable deliberation, and the fact that other teams are favoring a similar lineup is worrisome. Never the less POSF1 feels it is time to move into the top 10.

Driver#1 - Esteban Guitierrez
Driver#2 - Pastor Maldonado
Reserve - David Valsecchi
Chassis - Ferrari
Team-Engine - Ferrari
Bonus GP - Italy

With this lineup, POSF1 will surely please their sponsors - OxyClean and Lionel Electric Trains.

[Koz]

ALSO. UAE/Abu Dhabi will NOT be allowed as a bonus GP.

What is the logic behind this exactly?

Does everyone score double points on at Abu Dhabi or not?
If you're not handing out 2x points for the final GP to everyone, then what is the problem with picking it as a bonus?
After all, we're not tied to the points system in any way, just to the finishing classifications. Right?

Also, I don't understand the idea about "team engines", what is the difference between picking it and the chassis?
Except that they cost a little less??

With all due respect, unless I have missed something, this is extremely flawed.

[N. Jones]

The logic is I did not want to score quadruple points for UAE and I felt that if all F1 teams score double points for UAE then so will we.

Team-engine was decided because using only three engines is not enough for me. I wanted to give everyone greater flexibility when choosing their team this year. Also if I kept three engines they would have to be cheap enough for someone to use them if they decided to choose Vettel, however unlikely that scenario is.

If we see five or more engines in 2015 then I will go back to that scoring system.

[Wasted Talent]

The 2013 Champions return....

Team: Force Yorkshire

Driver 1: Ricciardo 9
Driver 2: Bottas 6
Reserve: Guido van der Garde 1

Chassis: MacLaren 14
Team-Engine: Mercedes 18

Bonus Gp: Monaco

Good luck all

WT