T-shirt philosophy

[gadjo_dilo]

Now I know that none of you will ever visit my boring hometown, however if it happens here's the T-shirt collection you should wear:

http://www.bucharestnotbudapest.com/images/t-shirt.png

[Brown, Jon Brow]

[Bagwan]

I saw one at the S.D. County Fair that reminded me of one of your countrymen (edv) and had to chuckle, it read:
"Either you like bacon, or you're wrong"

Along the same lines as my opening post , one of my employees has a shirt that has the letters Bn in a periodic table square frame , with the small word "bacon" , naming the element in the lower corner .

At the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto , there was a booth I heard about that was selling burgers that had bacon in the patty , bacon on top , back bacon(what the US calls "Canadian" bacon) underneath , and bacon baked into the bun .

[Bagwan]

Amongst my favourites from previous festivals was a quote from Groucho Marx , on a library fundraiser shirt .
"Outside of a dog , a book is man's best friend . Inside a dog , it's too dark to read ."

[edv]

[Rollo]

This t-shirt is even funnier with no context whatsoever:


This is also moderately amusing, from Red vs Blue:

[race aficionado]

My t-shirt philosophy?
My philosophy with t- shirts is that if a beautiful woman is wearing a tee shirt that has something written in her chest area, I will read it even though the writing on the shirt may be hard to read because of the fascinating curves entailed.

[gadjo_dilo]

[gadjo_dilo]

Trilulilu

it says: I'm vergin (the T-shirt is very old)

[gadjo_dilo]

TRICOU VORBITOR (tricou aistifut funny/haios/caterinca) - Okazii (115501571)


This is the funniest and I wonder if any guy would dare to wear it in my country.
It's a fact that moldovans speak romanian with a terrible accent. Most of the time it's annoying but when we want to make a joke we try to immitate it for a laugh. You see the 3 pics on the shirt and you say ice ( romanians will spell ais ) tea ( romanians - ti ) foot ( fut ). So "ais ti fut" . In romanian it hasn't a meaning. But if a moldovan would pronounce this, it sounds exactly the way he'll say with his accent the romanian "hai să te fut", which is a rude saying like " come to ---- you" or "let's ...."