T-shirt philosophy

[Bagwan]

As I recover from a great folk festival over the weekend , I sit here recalling and laughing at the best T-shirt I saw there .
It was simple .
Blocked in , in the style of a common periodic table , it had Chlorine(Cl) , Oxygen(O) , Tungsten(W) , and Nitrogen(N) in a row across it .

Underneath , it read : Periodic Clown .


Seen any good shirts lately ?

[555-04Q2]

Bought one the other day, it says:

Don't like my attitude? Fu@k you then.

Wear it to the shops and all the old fogies give me dirty stares, love it :

[Rudy Tamasz]

Around here parents walk with their kids wearing T-shirts with stuff like "No, my kid isn't freezing", "Yes, he's meant to be dressed so lightly". They refer to the fact that older people tend to approach young parents in the street completely unfamiliar and school them on how to handle their children.

[555-04Q2]

We also have the alphabet t-shirts:

A is for a$$hole
B is for b!t@hes
C is for ....

You get the picture...

[Tazio]

I saw one at the S.D. County Fair that reminded me of one of your countrymen (edv) and had to chuckle, it read:
"Either you like bacon, or you're wrong"

[555-04Q2]

One of my favourite t-shirts I have is my rip off of the Tag Heuer watchmakers...it has been changed to Shag Here within the green and red logo.

[gadjo_dilo]

http://shop.alotti.com/wp-content/up.../nu%20fura.jpg

It means " Don't steal. The Government don't accept competition"

[Mintexmemory]

I've always liked "Parents where are your kids -any unclaimed at the end of the festival will be sold as slaves"

[Rudy Tamasz]

I saw some funny ones in Spain. One had a cartoon on it with a lad and a girl drinking at the table. Drink: they sit straight; drank: they lean closer to each other; drunk: they ...

[gadjo_dilo]

Tricou Ma-Tanc-Ur

if the picture of the tank is replaced by the word itself it results mă-tanc-ur and it sounds like a terrible swearing that I won't translate.