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3rd July 2013, 08:40 #11
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....It worked and he was sent to a clinic in Arizona for recovery. The programme for the patients included a visit to the Grand Canyon so our doctor woke up one morning ready to face.....
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11th July 2013, 07:57 #12
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....a morning hike down the canyon, but just then a huge unidentified Flying Object loomed large above him. Then with mouth wide open.......
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11th July 2013, 12:07 #13
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... he fell on his knees and looking imploringly to the huge, shiny object he raised his arms and shaking them rhythmically he begged the alliens to take him with them...
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11th July 2013, 22:46 #14
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...which they did. As he arrived on the ship amid bright glaring lights, a dark figure came forth and pointed to the earthling. Then a shakey voice said. "njdolxm dke edsjm skwll" (Well he wouldnt speak english would he), which when translated meant......
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12th July 2013, 00:17 #15
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.."misiunea mea este sa-mi omor timpul, a lui este sa ma omoare pe mine. Ne intelegem bine, ca intre asasini". ( why should we translate alien's words in English since the alien was a philosopher and English is not the language of great philosophers? But for the continuity of the story it means "my mission is to kill time and time's is to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers"......
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12th July 2013, 03:30 #16
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..especially when the aliens demonstrated how beautiful and utilitarian Uranus is. Understandably the so called doctor never wanted to leave until suddenly he felt a......
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12th July 2013, 06:02 #17
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..sweet sleepy state. Soon he felt asleep but when he woke up he wasn't alone anymore. A person who looked exactly like himself was staring at him. His first thought was that he was cloned and became anxious. Now what he didn't know was that aliens found the corpse of the real doc ( which is strange since he was thrown into the Grand Canyon ) and managed to bring him to life again. The real doc leaned on the fake one and gave him a passionate kiss. The reaction of the fake ( who otherwise sustained gay marriages ) was.....
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12th July 2013, 11:08 #18
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...decidedly homosexual and perplexed wondered silently whether this was an act of incest, necrophilia, good old sodomy, or all the above. His ruminations were interrupted by....
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.....little Laura who also was aboard trying to reiterate the experience that the Moldovan Roman Yacubov, lead singer of the band Zdob si Zdub, described in the memorable hit 'the gypsy and the UFO'' . She was obsessed with that song after she followed a terrible fight on Motorsport forums between gadjo dilo and Captain Raiden. When she saw the two lookalike doctors she.....
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12th July 2013, 11:52 #20
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...wondered how long it would be until the LSD she was fried on started to wear off. She couldn't possibly have known it at the time but she was actually a character in a Kafka story (which we all know never end well). Just than the gay doctors...
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