Corporate Speak

**ArrowsFA1** · 14th March 2012, 12:44

"We are entering an exciting phase in the development of our business model as we move from our recent change management period to a 'global business transformation' process."

Somehow I'm not feeling the Lotus team's excitement

Lotus partners with Microsoft Dynamics - F1 news - AUTOSPORT.com

**Mark** · 14th March 2012, 12:56

Good to see someone is keeping up the tradition of Ronspeak

**BDunnell** · 14th March 2012, 13:08

Dear oh dear oh dear. It's only going to get worse 'going forward', too.

**rjbetty** · 14th March 2012, 17:29

Originally Posted by Mark

Good to see someone is keeping up the tradition of Ronspeak

Aw he beat me to it. I was gonna say Ron.

**Garry Walker** · 14th March 2012, 20:08

Thankfully anti-corporate Kimi is back.

**BDunnell** · 14th March 2012, 20:10

Originally Posted by Garry Walker

Thankfully anti-corporate Kimi is back.

Can a man who says little in public, corporate or otherwise, and who presumably doesn't object to the notion of sponsorship really be described as anti-corporate?

**Knock-on** · 15th March 2012, 09:03

Originally Posted by BDunnell

Can a man who says little in public, corporate or otherwise, and who presumably doesn't object to the notion of sponsorship really be described as anti-corporate?

It doesn't matter how much he says, it's what he says.

Now, I'm off for a ****

**Anubis** · 15th March 2012, 21:51

Pah, 'tis but Junior Ronspeak. No mention of a holistic approach to identifying synergies.

**BDunnell** · 15th March 2012, 22:20

What made Ronspeak so fun was that it was a not-particularly-articulate man delivering it, which rendered his speech mangled as well as factually incomprehensible.