Nanny State Gone Mad!

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Eat Plenty of Fish
Never sleep over a backache
Try Tea
Walk for Health
Stop smoking

WTF is going on?

Stop telling me what to do!!!

[Rollo]

I always figure that when this sort of thing happens, the best thing to do is to take the piss out of the threads.

Actually they've kind of helped me to remember the Public Information Films that we used to get on telly, back when there were only 3 channels (maybe 4). When you combine adverts designed to scare you about everything; Daleks, Cybermen and Macra on Doctor Who; Jimmy Saville merely just being on telly and Ms Thatcher as PM, it's surprising that kids growing up in the '70s and '80s didn't all develop morbid phobias and neuroses about everything.

[schmenke]

I always figure that when this sort of thing happens, the best thing to do is to take the piss out of the threads...

Meh, I just try to ignore them figuring Mark et al will deal with them .

[BDunnell]

Meh, I just try to ignore them figuring Mark et al will deal with them .

Indeed. They should be deleted, surely?

[Zico]

Look both ways when crossing the road.

[schmenke]

Mind the gap.

[airshifter]

Don't feed the trolls!

[ShiftingGears]

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[Eki]

Slippery when wet!

[donKey jote]

If you must pick your nose, make sure you choose a good one.