30th Birthday Present ideas...

[The Black Knight]

ok - Get her three presents.

The first one (packaged in a nice box with ribbon & bow) will be a tight, short dress. Get her to try it on as soon as she opens it, and make sure you tell her how great she looks in it.

Present number two is wrapped like a bouquet of flowers, but when she opens it - she'll find only a chequered flag. (what a great surprise, eh?)

The last present will be a simple card. On the inside it says "We're going to the track - Be my Grid Girl?"


Ok, seriously. PM anthonyvop (I think he lives near Orlando) or Mark from Oshawa (trucker who's been thru there many times). I remember about a year or two ago one of our Finnish (I think) members was going to Florida and both of these guys seemed to have lots of first hand, detailed knowledge (and good advice) of the place.

Thanks a million.

I'll do that.

[The Black Knight]

I actually meant to be sarcastic suggesting a notebook. Like, at 30 you are too old for me, baby. All you can do is write memoirs. As one of my colleagues was approaching 30, only the laziest folks in the office were not poking fun at her.

Seriously though, jewelry is a sure shot with women. When my gorlfriend was turning 30, she loved emerald earring that I presente to her.

I figured I'm older than her though. Actually, I am considering just giving the notepad as a side thing, but it has to be cool and arty with a funky cover to it. She loves that kind of stuff

[The Black Knight]

A spanking paddle and a pair of inflatable hands usually does the trick.

Thanks for that Already have them though

[markabilly]

Has anyone got any ideas of something I could do there that would blow her mind and make it stick out for her?

Thanks in advance.

Phalloplasty-i understand there have been great advances in micro surgery and a little bit extra can be "handy"

plus toss down a double dose of Uprima and Cialis, and all that should blow her mind and make it stick out for her....................................if you don't know what to do next, then never mind

[JackSparrow]

Tell her "We're joining a swingers club"

[CaptainRaiden]

Tell her "We're joining a swingers club"

I don't think by "Birthday Present" the OP really means heart attack...

[The Black Knight]

Tell her "We're joining a swingers club"

I already ran that idea by her a few times. She is still considering it