Virtual slap

[CarlMetro]

We've all got one person, or group of people whom we'd love to give a slap to. you know the type, someone who, just once you'd like to walk up to and give a damn good slap around the chops. You need to say why.

So without fear of retribution or prosecution, who would yours be?

I'll start the ball rolling with the perenial favorite,

George W Bush - I'd like to give him a slap just to wake him up a bit, help him smell the coffee and realise that he was wrong on his attack on Iraq, and is wrong to keep trying to convince himself that he's doing good over there.

People who make stupid requests at discos - No, I don't have any Megadeath or bloody Eminem. No I can't play Puff Daddy 'cos I don't have any of that either and I don't have anything by Julio bloody Englaisias neither

[Ian McC]

I can this getting out of hand

[grassrootsracer]

The US Government for, among other things, not realizing what an utter failure the Middle East has become
FIA rules committee
Ricer boys
Anyone with racial identity issues (think white boys trying to act "ghetto")
Obstinate people incapable of holding a discussion/debate when they oppose your viewpoint
Neighbors and motorists who insist on sharing their music collection with the rest of the world
Whoever scheduled my physics final exam for tomorrow afternoon
Slow people in the left lane

[millencolin]

those overly happy people you see walking down the streets... i'd love to give em a good ol slap, show em life aint so pretty all the time...

oh crap that sounded emo... OH GOD OH GOD

[fandango]

Meg Ryan, Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock and all of The Corrs. And Kimi Raikkonen.

[Azumanga Davo]

The Tango Man... Just for being unemployed for the last 15 years...

[Hazell B]

Carol Vordemann, as always. For everything she does, says and just is!

The people who wear fur, especially those with fur trimmed boots and gloves who don't even realise it's real cat or labrador. Morons.

Tailgaters. Perhaps not so much as slap as a real crack of a right hook. They put my life at risk.

Tim Burton for being so damned good at movie making, then launching himself (and Johnny Depp) into bloody musicals that are doomed to be rotten. What a waste.

Peter Jackson for taking up so much of everyone's life with his slow, un-edited piles of poo films that could all have been sooooo much better with a few snips.

Girls Aloud, et al, for putting me off music.

Oily, because I hear he enjoys that sort of thing :

[pino]

To the producer of Casino Royal, didn't like it at all :

[J4MIE]

To the producer of Casino Royal, didn't like it at all :

I will see it in 2 hours... hope you're wrong

[J4MIE]

... Simon Cowell. No reason required