Virtual slap

[Hazell B]

people who choose shop doorways or isles in which to have a conversation,

This very morning a couple stopped in a shop doorway to redress their child and sort out it's pushchair's rainhood, blocking the doorway for about ten of us trying to get out. I rolled my eyes and said "Er ... Excuse me!" and they started moaning at me.

It seems they were sick of having their shopping trip ruined by people rushing them in doorways ... and walked off still unaware that if they've been moaned at several times IT'S FOR A GOOD REASON!!!! Dolts

I din't slap them, just stood there gaping at them.
Sorry

[Drew]

I hate people who seem to think standing in the doorway is a clever idea, also.

[CarlMetro]

I would like to add the 'only doing my job, mate' security staff at Luton Airport who, despite having two hundred or so people to get through their checkpoint at midday on Monday had just three lines in operation, resulting in it taking nearly 40 minutes to get through and nearly missing my plane

[555-04Q2]

George W Bush - I'd like to give him a slap just to wake him up a bit, help him smell the coffee and realise that he was wrong on his attack on Iraq, and is wrong to keep trying to convince himself that he's doing good over there.

GWB will never wake up

[555-04Q2]

I would love to snortklap everyone in the shopping centre who is pushing a shopping trolley. Seems as though once you are in a shopping centre you forget the following: to keep left and pass right, not bump into other trolleys, not block intersections, not talk on your cellphone

[TexasRaceLady]

Entertainment "reporters" who seem the thing the world revolves around them and the "celebrities" about whom they report.

I really don't care what some "star" did or with whom they had a date.

Bah, humbug.

[SEATFreak]

Those who demean. Those who degrade. This who discredit. Those who demoralise. Those who humiliate. Those who embarass. Those who use people as a means of a cheap laugh. Those who pick on. Those who put down. Those who leave out. Those who reject Those who con. Those who decieve. Shoflifters and pickpockets. Those who predjudice on anything.

Oh yes and men with massive egos like Peter Stingfellow.

Apart from those I accept almost everyone else!

[thompp]

General Pinochet for dying before being brought to justice
All kinds of agents (estate agents, employment agents...)
people who cant speak wot no proper inglish like wot i do
tony blair for following GWB too closely
has-been celebs who appear on these celeb reality shows to re-vitalise dead careers. dont do it.
people who cant punctuate posts properly