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  1. 31st March 2011, 22:29 #1
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    Burger King To Introduce Left Handed Burgers

    http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/cgi/news/release?id=39523
    Burger King UK today announced the launch of its latest salvo in the battle of the Burger Wars - the new left-handed Whopper - which will become available nation-wide tomorrow April 1.

    The UK's most preferred hamburger will still consist of lettuce, onions, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and four-ounce flame-grilled hamburger patty, but the sandwich has been re-designed to fit more comfortably in the left hand. This will result in fewer condiment 'spills' for left-handed hamburger lovers.

    The new Left-Handed Whopper will have all the condiments rotated 180 degrees, thereby redistributing the weight of the sandwich so that the bulk of them skew to the left.

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    I always thought that the height of stupidity was that the little piece of paper which the fecking things were wrapped in, comes with a little printed circle on it, because that's obviously the sort of contempt which which they treat their workers.

    Nevermind the fact that in some cities like Sydney, where there is on street parking in some quarters of the city for 60 every 3 minutes or $12/hr, it means that the people working at Burger King can actually look out of the window and see a parking meter earning more than they do.

    A Left-Handed Whopper. Anything for publicity eh?
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    April 1st?
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    He's going to cringe so badly when he realises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfa Fan
    He's going to cringe so badly when he realises.
    Who? Moi?

    I was scouring the interwebs for news stories like this to sucker people in.

    It seemed more believable than this:
    http://www.facebook.com/artline
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  5. 1st April 2011, 15:14 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollo
    Who? Moi?

    I was scouring the interwebs for news stories like this to sucker people in.

    It seemed more believable than this:
    http://www.facebook.com/artline
    That was an April Fools joke? Damn I order 1,000,000 units this morning :
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