An Irish fella strolls into a shoe shop and picks out a set of wellies.

"Why have these wellies got an L on one boot and an R on the other" he enquires of the assistant.

"Well now" replies the salesman "L is for left and R is for right"

"Jaysus" says Shamus "I always wondered why the missus had C and A marked in her knickers"

Say what you like boys and girls but the old 'uns are still the best.
Am I right?

I'm here 'till Boxing Day