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10th March 2015, 01:37 #3601
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10th March 2015, 01:38 #3602
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10th March 2015, 06:05 #3603Tito Vilanova = :champion:
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10th March 2015, 11:07 #3604
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10th March 2015, 20:12 #3605
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The Liverpool FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' 'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!Tazio 14/3/2015: I'll give every member on this forum 1,000.00 USD if McLaren fails to podium this season!
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10th March 2015, 20:23 #3606
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10th March 2015, 20:44 #3607
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10th March 2015, 21:04 #3608
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Goal for Schalke!!!!
Tazio 14/3/2015: I'll give every member on this forum 1,000.00 USD if McLaren fails to podium this season!
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10th March 2015, 21:14 #3609
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10th March 2015, 21:26 #3610
Real down 1-2 after first half
When you're tired of rallying...you're tired of life
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