You know the song.
Yes, that annoying one :

Anyone got anything from it? I recently realised our household has far, far too many items on the list in it's midst. Partridges and pear trees, for starters. Mind you, the partridge is a ground dweller so they only invade the pear tree when moulting or being annoyed by the cat

Few weeks ago I bought three French hens (cuckoo Marans) in a rare breeds sale. Four calling birds live in the hedge next to my stockroom (and steal if I leave the door open).

No gold rings though :

Pipers, anyone?!!