Somali terrorists

[Jag_Warrior]

Is the tall guy wearing a skirt? Why doesn't he assimilate and wear pants like other men?

Maybe he's the "Ernst Röhm" of the group and helped the others to see the wonders of "male bonding".

[schmenke]

From The Manitoba Herald , Canada

“Reported" by Clive Runnels

Canadians: “Build a Damn Fence !"

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences,but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk.”

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves." A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age." an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies.

"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them." an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"




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[Easy Drifter]

Nice one!

[Roamy]

Is the tall guy wearing a skirt? Why doesn't he assimilate and wear pants like other men?

Yes --- He is from Finland

[Tazio]

From The Manitoba Herald , Canada

“Reported" by Clive Runnels

Canadians: “Build a Damn Fence !"

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

And the rest;
"Top Shelf" schmenke

[Easy Drifter]

You must remember that Eki is actually George Bush's separated at birth twin sister. mokin:

[TOgoFASTER]

The solution- put heavy restrictions and requirements on them before they let them in.
Assimilate or you get a one-way return ticket.
There is a war in their homeland, tough, fight and kill people in your homeland not here where welfare supports you.
Minn. political liberal asses are the reason Minn. now has this problem, perhaps politicians should worry more about people that live here before letting human debri come over to kill the hands that feed them.

Now that is fully imperceptive.

[ArrowsFA1]

As I write this I am listening to National Public Radio as they speak of how and why Minnesota has become the center for Somali terrorists and why.

...fight and kill people in your homeland not here...

Where is there any suggestion that the people you talk about are terrorists or are intent on fighting and killing anyone in the US?

[donKey jote]

center for Somali terrorists
Another of Bob's paranoie... I guess listening to NPR beats listening to those voices in his head

[Eki]

Bob doesn't believe in freedom. At least in freedom of people to be like they are or want to be and not like Bob wants them to be.