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  1. 4th February 2010, 19:00 #11
    Hazell B
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
    This forum probably assumes i'm gay.
    Me too
    (I mean it assumes I'm gay ... not just you )
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:
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  2. 4th February 2010, 19:39 #12
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    I had a dating website ad at the top of the page when looking at this thread (not on this page where I'm constructing this response) but they seem to be fish rather than women
    https://wordpress.com/stats/insights/stugrovesf1.wordpress.com
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  3. 4th February 2010, 20:20 #13
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    I`ve replied to many of these ads and now I`m £32,000 in debt and still have no girlfriend.

    What could I be possibly be doing wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inimitablestoo
    I had a dating website ad at the top of the page when looking at this thread (not on this page where I'm constructing this response) but they seem to be fish rather than women
    I've just spotted your signature, are you a Biscuit fan?

    Incidentally fish are the new women, less hassle and better at ironing.
    You're so beige, you probably think this signature is about someone else.
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  5. 4th February 2010, 22:19 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiero 5.7
    Probably, I know I do.
    Oooohhh be niiiice!!! ailor:
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  6. 4th February 2010, 22:42 #16
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    I keep on getting "Cut down 3lbs of your belly by using this one weird old tip" adverts with an animation of someone constantly shrinking and growing as though they were being operated by a bellows or something.

    I've got "one weird old tip" for which ever company's adverts this happens to be, but my "weird old tip" contains only two words; the second of which is "off".
    The Old Republic was a stupidly run organisation which deserved to be taken over. All Hail Palpatine!
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  7. 4th February 2010, 23:20 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollo
    I keep on getting "Cut down 3lbs of your belly by using this one weird old tip" adverts with an animation of someone constantly shrinking and growing as though they were being operated by a bellows or something...
    Ditto.
    Note sure I like that one
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti
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  8. 5th February 2010, 01:01 #18
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    Damn, all I got was an ad for cross country vehicles and another for a Playseat :\
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    I only seem to get the 'lots of fish' advertisements, probably not such a bad thing considering that my 'internet love' from the Ivory Coast fell through. Here I was thinking that it was going to be love forever, I'm so disappointed and feel let down.


    It's not fair, I had already spent most of the money she had promised me, it seems that she got a better offer from some-one in Finland!


    Eki was it you? Come on now own up!
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  10. 5th February 2010, 10:34 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by henners88
    I wonder if any of the women in the ads would allow me to buy a Playseat if I lived with them?
    Something on the face of Elise, 26 ( one of "my" girls ) tells ne that she wouldn't mind.
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