Beautiful girls from your area

[inimitablestoo]

I've just spotted your signature, are you a Biscuit fan?

I was considering going out with one of the girls from the ads... but she's got Dickie Davies eyes

[Hazell B]

Damn, all I got was an ad for cross country vehicles and another for a Playseat :\

Whereas you should have had one for long lost friends :

[Eki]

They say PORN drives the internet, but I think dating services are right there in second...

And the difference is?




In porn you get the merchandise up front.

[Eki]

I only seem to get the 'lots of fish' advertisements, probably not such a bad thing considering that my 'internet love' from the Ivory Coast fell through. Here I was thinking that it was going to be love forever, I'm so disappointed and feel let down.


It's not fair, I had already spent most of the money she had promised me, it seems that she got a better offer from some-one in Finland!


Eki was it you? Come on now own up!

Ivory Coast? Nah, I'm more into rhinos.

[Mark in Oshawa]

And the difference is?




In porn you get the merchandise up front.

Oh so true Eki, oh so true....

[CarlMetro]

Whereas you should have had one for long lost friends :

They're not lost, I know exactly where to find them

[Drew]

I get the same adverts gadjo, but i'm sure none of those girls are ever from north Wales :

[Jag_Warrior]

All I get are insurance ads.