Golf Clubs - WTF??!!

[Hazell B]

"Ah! Shyte"

I'm getting quite good at that golf cry.

Had a go in deep mud the other day. Just made a mess and the balls only went a few yards then vanished in the gunk. Even the dogs refused to fetch them back. At one point the chickens were running along the ball's path then back as I addressed (lingo, that ) the next one - like slow motion tennis. Had to stop before I wore out their little chicken legs :

Still rubbish

[Dave B]

Ooh look at you using all the proper argot. Thin end of the wedge, that is, but par for the course.

[ArrowsFA1]

As Winston Churchill (apparently) once said "Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."

[Mark in Oshawa]

As Winston Churchill (apparently) once said "Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."

Churchill was a genius....

[Hazell B]

.... and a war criminal

[Mark in Oshawa]

.... and a war criminal

This aint the thread to debate that, but I would say he was a flawed politician. War criminal is something I wouldn't toss around lightly, and judge by today's morality to a time where things were looked at differently. If you do that, Churchill was also a racist and a thug too...but I wont judge all leaders of the past by today's much more logical and strict morality. What society saw as right or legal was far different even 50 years ago...